Yeah, or get the big booth @ Denny's.

panera if you need the wifi

I think it's called Spats? Maybe? It's by the Atlanta Bread Company.

Wicked horrible insomnia... yada yada yada... emails to people... facebook is lame... cruise around on this board... comment by Pavement Ist Rad... click on his signature.... OH SNAP!!!!!

Solid little rock jams has been fucking rocking my damn face off all night. I ain't getting to work on time tomorrow. I know all the regulars here probably know about this hilarious/brilliant awesomeness by now, but sweet jesus h titty fucking christ. Damn. The review for press to play is utterly beautiful.

solid little rock jams

Yeah, I was just doing a quick google search because I was off to a meeting. Damn song's on my iPod and everything.

Ate dinner with some clients at Hugo's Frog Bar last night, right? Ooooooh-eeee, that walleye was nice. No, for real: that walleye was out of this world. I ain't big of fish ordinarily but walleye? I'll take a walleye's lunch money. Slightly better than the fish was me not paying.

Two of my dinner companions were Southerners - one of them explained in detail a hillbilly practice called "frog gigging"? I think it was "gigging" anyway, he'd had a few martinis and was talking Slurbian. Frog "gigging", as I understand it, involves walking into ponds and creeks in the middle of the night & shining a flashlight into a frog's eyes to stun it or paralyze it or something and then you whack it on its frog head with a pronged device to kill it. Bopping frogs on the skull with a stick under the moon. The South will not rise again.

fffffffffffffff

QFT

OMG WHAT AN AWESOME NAME/POST COMBO

Basically how we all think of Torgo: Right on the cusp of cussing some bitch out.

i've invented a new character for anyone who wants to start making blackspoitation movies again.


of course her last name is Brown. strike one

i just bumped into dero at the Jewel. i was quite close to photographing what he had in his cart. then i was punched in the arm by the gf. not stalking material she said. sorry jim

My kid got his draft card on Friday.......brings back memories from the Viet Nam days.........dang!

Damo, clear out your PM box.

Thank you, Irwin, it's just a shame that Stefan killed the dream by reviewing Vampire Weekend.

Yeah, really glad you are enjoying the results of SLRJ's brief reign of terror.

But yes, Stefan's writing style resulting in lengthy reviews of albums that most certainly did not deserve them pretty much killed that place for good. As far as "writing about music on the internet" goes for Dan and myself, the SLRJ "album review blog" format is just impossible to go back to at this point.

But holy hell, is there some genius contained within.

On my blog, I posted a paper I wrote freshman year in college about the use of Humbert Humbert as the narrator of his own story in Lolita and how that shapes the narrative. In the tracking tools that wordpress provides, I was able to find out that someone clicked onto that entry after searching for "lolita rape stories."

Indeed, tis a bummer if that site is no longer up and running. I'd seen that the latest review was quite a while ago, and was just hoping that it had stopped due to laziness as opposed to whatever else it is that stops a page like that.
Still, many thanks to both of you, Paves and Sausage, and whoever else had a hand in keeping that thing up and running. It certainly made my weekend during those late sleepless hours.

Undercooked Sausage = Sausage
Leif Garret(t) = Pavement Ist Rad
Other guy = Stefan, Dan's Canadian friend and basically "the third wheel"... his reviews are to be ignored.

And yeah, laziness is about right. We're just blaming it on Stefan reviewing Vampire Weekend because it's funnier that way.

I'd have done the same. That is funny. Thanks again for your contributions. Awesome as hell.

"Lolita Rape Stories." Um... God bless the internet.

Hey, speaking of that topic - what a darn fantastic book. Movie as well. I was just thinking to myself the other day, while listening to separation sunday, dude, did he just talk about Lolita? Yeah. He did. I'd never picked that out before.

From Hornets! Hornets!
she said i won't be much for all this humbert humbert stuff. i've never done so much of this. i have to try so hard not to fall in love. i have to concentrate when we kiss.

things are eerily quiet today. in the real world, that is.

Irwin Fletcher has earned my respect, other blogs run by sombies you should check out.


Intensity In Ten Suburbs - Written and updated daily by The Good Dr. Bill. This is some of the best pop-culture related writing out there, and with the frequency of it's updates coupled with consistently informative and well-written entries, probably the best blog going out there on the internet right now. Very eye-catching and aesthetically pleasing format as well.

Burning Sled - Undo's blog that what it makes up for it's lack of entries, it more than makes up for in it's distinct writing style, and earnest, bright-eyed enthusiasm for the world. Two thumbs up.

I used to check this one on fairly regular basis. Fell out of the habit though. I need to revisit the good doctor's musings
Always a good read.

Caramel flavored candy corn is completely addictive. You've been warned.

candy corn is awful

Fact.

And when I was little? The houses that would mail it in on Halloween handing out individual kernals of candy corn or those godawful pieces of chewy, tan dookie wrapped in orange or black plastic? They got what was coming to them.

There truly are no benefits to candy corn. The little nuggets taste absolutely awful. Blargh. The mere thought of eating a piece of it makes my teeth hurt.

i quite like candy corn.

how?

why?

explain yourself.

ever find candy corn in your poop?

I don't even know who you are anymore.


no, but I did find some in yours

i just like it... always have. i even like those pumpkin candy corn thingys too:

Candy corn is the autumn equivalent of Peeps.

how dare you compare something as delicious as Peeps to something as reprehensible as candy corn

Candy Corn is to Peeps as Foie Gras is to Spam.

Wow, thanks Sausage!
I will certainly give these a looksee.

this board needs more LOPP-related threads...

why simakos.... why?

i do enjoy the halloween jelly bellys
they'll be packaged as a carrot w/ two diff flavors
great stuff

Fixed.

You are way out of line, PIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!


Way out of line

I'm with you on this one.

why? because sugar feels good when it touches my tongue.

Jelly bellys? There is no candy out there worse than jelly bellys. Just the smell of those revolting things makes me visibly gag.

FALSE

- pear
- dr. pepper
- plum (surprise rockstar flavor)

Like 'em all except for the licorice candy corn. For some reason the licorice flavor doesn't go well the oversweetened taste of the orange & white part.

I like these.

Also, nostalgia. Nothing takes me back to stealing candy from my aunts jar during visits to Aurora than eating these tasty little things.

I'm being a maverick.

Maybe we should have a contest, you eat candy corn, I'll eat peeps.
Last one still consuming is victorious.