Luigi is adopted child.

Who this is guy?

Looks kinda like Lee Van Cleef in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but I've only seen about 20 minutes of that film and I'm no Sergio Leone aficionado.

Man, I really want someone to just beat the fucking crap out of him. Hit him in the face with the butt end of the stick, a flying elbow in the mouth. Anything. I've always hated him.

Same here. Wierd.

Then what does that make Waluigi?!!?!?

eli wallach?

it makes him totally awesome!

Someone gave me popcorn balls

Oh my god I forgot all about those.

I should go to the store and buy a bunch of those when they're on clearance later this week.

what the fuck is waluigi?

wario: mario :: waluigi : luigi


he is in mario tennis, and maybe the golf games, the new mario kart for game cube, and others. he is gangly and awkward

edited to make it a more accurate statement

waluigi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> derek

now who the fuck is derek?

pshaw....

clearly the equation is as follows

king koopa>>>>>>>>>>wario>>>>derek>>>>mario>>luigi>>>waluigi


hahahaha...best post ever

thats not an equation. its an expression, dumbass.

in all seriousness however, that expression still gives wario and derek far too much credit.



he's a nobody.

yeah it does give Mario a triffle too much credit, doesn't it?

waluigi looks like Robbie Rotten no Sportacus

Disturbing avatar.

check the footwear of the person on the right

If you're going to suck out the soul of an unsuspecting child, there is no reason why you shouldn't have comfortable foot (or hoof) wear.

Last night's dinner:

2 stella
1 miller high life
1 blue moon
3 hoegaarden
2 dozen assorted cheese cubes (approx)
1 peep
2 handfuls candy corn
1 stale candy circus peanut topped with easy cheese

So yeah, I finally took delivery yesterday of one of my favorite pinball machines of all time, Attack From Mars:



Pardon me while I fucking GLOAT. Basically one of the greatest days of my life.

are you hauling this to Expo?

Yeah, Andyroo knows the score. Good avatar.



Sometimes you disgust me

And where did you find a Peep? I thought those things were out of season.

Yea, no shit, where did you get a Peep?

Naw, they're pimping Peeps year round. Disgusting things. I saw the chewy-chewy coca bat at the local Walgreens the other day.

Cast myself towards infinity.
Trust me, I had my reasons.
Had a peep for every season.

Typical Me,
Typical Me,
I gave the kiddies a handful of peeps,
I gave the trick or treaters what they always wanted to eat...

No way. I don't want the teeming masses beating up on my new baby this weekend before I get the chance to.

damnit chicago..turn on channel 19. the halloween episode of Chic a go go is on and is friggin hilarious!!

I hope that thing isn't on a fault line.

Somewhat similar to Wurster Hall, which is on a fault line.

what the fuck is that? It looks like a science university building or something like that, but it seems to be in the middle of fucking nowhere.

It's the USSR-era Transportation Ministry building in Tsiblisi, Georgia.

And this is a baby in a Home-Made Squid costume:

this has been posted before, and probably in this very thread. regardless, today calls for some Lewis Black:

When from behind me, a woman of 25 uttered the dumbest thing I'd ever heard in my life ... She said, 'If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.' I'll repeat that. I'll repeat that because that's the kind of sentence that when you hear it, your brain comes to a screeching halt. And the left hand side of the brain looks at the right hand side and goes, 'It's dark in here, and we may die.' She said, 'If it weren't for my horse...' as in, giddy up, giddy up, let's go - 'I wouldn't have spent that year in college,' a degree-granting institution. Don't! Don't think about that sentence for more than three minutes, or blood'll shoot out your nose. The American medical profession doesn't know why we get an aneurysm. It's when a blood vessel bursts in our head for no apparent reason. There's a reason. You're at the mall one day, and somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard and it goes in your ear. So you turn around to see if your friends heard it, cause if your friends heard it, and you can talk about what the jackass said, then it'll be gone. But your friends are over here, pretending they're gonna buy a cellular phone, and they're not gonna buy a cellular phone, because they don't even understand how the rate structure works. So you turn back, to find the person who said it, because if you can ask 'em a question like, 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!' then it'll go away. But they're gone. And now those words are in your head. And those words don't go away. Cause the way I see it, 7% of our brains functions all the time, because 99% of everything that happens is the same old stuff. We get it. All right. Move on. Get it. Right. But every so often, somethin' like that happens: 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.' So your brain goes, 'LET'S FIGURE IT OUT! Son of a bitch! I wonder what that's about!' I wonder, was she riding the horse to school? No, she wouldn't be riding the horse to school. Maybe it was a polo pony; she had a polo pony scholarship. Maybe she sold the horse and that's how she - she was betting on the horse! WHAT THE FUCK?!! And then you realize that anybody who went to college would never say anything that stupid in public. And as soon as you have that thought, your eyes close and the next morning they find you dead in your bathroom.

Got groceries from TJ's at lunchtime & put them in my office, which has been cold as a meat locker. Walked back & forth past those groceries all fucking day. Tonight I walked past them and out the door, only remembering when I was about a mile from home. Didn't have a key to the office on me, so I had to come home anyway and get it. #&^%@∞

You should have knocked on the door so someone would let you in.

It was 7:30 or 8:00, the place was a ghost town. I also left the iPod on my desk....

This is a fantasic little avatar.

Thanks. Hey, which thread were you talking about--Men in Rock, or...?

Yeahs, get your men in there if you're up for it.