I typically forgo the double cheeseburger because I can't really afford it. Not sure why I haven't stepped in front of a green line train yet.
Bleep Blop
Nov 17 2008, 03:05 PM
Why the fuck do they put a pickle on a rib sandwich?
And what's with the fake bone thing?
McRib sucks.
HewlettsDaughter
Nov 17 2008, 03:53 PM
QUOTE (Bleep Blop @ Nov 17 2008, 02:05 PM)
Why the fuck do they put a pickle on a rib sandwich?
And what's with the fake bone thing?
McRib sucks.
whoa.
i just had a conversation about this exact same thing apparently right after this was posted.
the fake bone in mcribs.
do you work in the office next to me, bleep blop?
Freddie Freelance
Nov 17 2008, 03:57 PM
QUOTE (Complain @ Nov 12 2008, 06:46 AM)
QUOTE (SkinnyHips @ Nov 12 2008, 08:58 AM)
is it safe to say that sometime soon there will be an all out UFC style smackdown of Will Smith Vs. Denzel Washington? Winner gets the role of Obama in the motion picture of the same name.
Just thinking here.
Hope Denzel wins. I'd hate to hear the president respond to an imminent threat by replying:
"Aw, HELL no!"
I want Samuel L. Jackson so I can hear "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on motherfucking Air Force One!"
Hips
Nov 17 2008, 03:58 PM
I hate taking a piss when my hands are cold.
Freddie Freelance
Nov 17 2008, 04:29 PM
QUOTE (SkinnyHips @ Nov 17 2008, 12:58 PM)
I hate taking a piss when my hands are cold.
Then find someone with warm hands to help. Duh.
castaņa
Nov 17 2008, 04:37 PM
I don't use hands, just pull down and shit jumps out like it really had lungs to fill with oxygen.
castaņa
Nov 17 2008, 05:48 PM
Or sit down.
Lantana
Nov 17 2008, 08:44 PM
QUOTE (Freddie Freelance @ Nov 17 2008, 04:57 PM)
QUOTE (Complain @ Nov 12 2008, 06:46 AM)
QUOTE (SkinnyHips @ Nov 12 2008, 08:58 AM)
is it safe to say that sometime soon there will be an all out UFC style smackdown of Will Smith Vs. Denzel Washington? Winner gets the role of Obama in the motion picture of the same name.
Just thinking here.
Hope Denzel wins. I'd hate to hear the president respond to an imminent threat by replying:
"Aw, HELL no!"
I want Samuel L. Jackson so I can hear "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on motherfucking Air Force One!"
"ENGLISH, motherfucker, do you SPEAK IT?!"
b*derty
Nov 18 2008, 11:07 AM
can't find the correct place to post this so here it is:
LAST THURSDAY I SAW THE ACTOR'S THEATRE OF LOUISVILLE'S opening night of RAISEN IN THE SUN good show, whatever. but the important part of the story: I SAW THE SHOW AND WHO WAS IN THE AUDIENCE? BUT WILL OLDHAM! saw him walk past me before the show and i thought: wow he has a will oldham beard. and then i sat down for the show and my girlfriend's friend goes: oh look Will Oldham's here tonight.
so no only does she know of him she KNOWS HIM he dated her old boss and naturally he's really weird. didn't talk to him since i was reduced to a little tween seeing the jonas brothers at that point.
Hero
Nov 18 2008, 11:09 AM
QUOTE (b*derty @ Nov 18 2008, 11:07 AM)
didn't talk to him since i was reduced to a little tween seeing the jonas brothers at that point.
l-r Will Oldham - Bderty
Hips
Nov 18 2008, 11:28 AM
QUOTE (castaņa @ Nov 17 2008, 04:48 PM)
Or sit down.
only in the middle of the night when i can't see and stuff. much safer that way.
Y. Shulamith
Nov 18 2008, 12:05 PM
Spineless turdhuckers in the senate.....when are they gonna get a backbone and toss traitors like Lieberman out the window, head first?
I hate politics.
Paul
Nov 18 2008, 02:05 PM
I got kicked out of my class last night for what I'm going to claim as keeping it too real (he wouldn't defend his point that Daily Show/Colbert can't be considered "news." I was trying to start an actual conversation to get an answer out of him). Right afterwards I sent an email to my instructor apologizing because I legitimately felt bad because I didn't think I was disrupting class, but I kind of saw that he had a point. So I type up this page and a half email, send it off to him, and feel better and more responsible. Then twelve hours later, this is all he sends back:
QUOTE
Plan on seeing me after class next week.
I guess I didn't keep it real enough.
THUG LIFE! bark! bark! Wu-Tang!
(but seriously, I'm still holding out hope that at the very least, the rest of the class who don't really care for this guy either will see me as a real american hero)
Hero
Nov 18 2008, 02:14 PM
QUOTE (Paul @ Nov 18 2008, 02:05 PM)
I got kicked out of my class last night for what I'm going to claim as keeping it too real (he wouldn't defend his point that Daily Show/Colbert can't be considered "news." I was trying to start an actual conversation to get an answer out of him). Right afterwards I sent an email to my instructor apologizing because I legitimately felt bad because I didn't think I was disrupting class, but I kind of saw that he had a point. So I type up this page and a half email, send it off to him, and feel better and more responsible. Then twelve hours later, this is all he sends back:
QUOTE
Plan on seeing me after class next week.
I guess I didn't keep it real enough.
THUG LIFE! bark! bark! Wu-Tang!
(but seriously, I'm still holding out hope that at the very least, the rest of the class who don't really care for this guy either will see me as a real american hero)
You did the respectable thing this guy be a punk-ass bitch
Make him flinch
Duff.
Nov 18 2008, 02:25 PM
He's, of course, right, but still.
Montana
Nov 18 2008, 02:34 PM
QUOTE (Petition @ Nov 18 2008, 12:05 PM)
Spineless turdhuckers in the senate.....when are they gonna get a backbone and toss traitors like Lieberman out the window, head first?
I hate politics.
Think Supreme Court. Joementum is staunchly pro choice and we may need his vote when replacing Stevens and Ginsburg. Joe is a traitor IMHO, but he can be a useful tool. Some nut jobs on the left are willing to obliterate the party to get Joe out (see DU, Kos).
HewlettsDaughter
Nov 18 2008, 03:03 PM
I would like to find the person who got in to my bank account and spent around $2,000 on Delta Air tickets and I would like to smash their face in to a jelly. Or shove them down a deep, dark hole.
Ugh. Credit card fraud suuuuucks.
Hero
Nov 18 2008, 03:06 PM
remember i told you i was going to Atlanta?
well what i forgot to tell you (on purpose) is that i'm flying there first class on Delta!
and i didnt spend a dime of my own money, thx maaan!
SonicAlligator
Nov 18 2008, 03:39 PM
I ran over a turtle today with my car. I was driving, minding my business, when I saw a firetruck in my rearview mirror. I calmly pulled over to the side of the road, and I noticed a turtle. Luckily, I saw it before I hit it and got out of the way. As I waited for the firetruck to pass, I wondered where the turtle was underneath my car. As I pulled away, I heard it explode. Poor bastard.
cheese picture
Nov 18 2008, 03:41 PM
Jesus that's awful.
NEW ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO
Y. Shulamith
Nov 18 2008, 04:32 PM
QUOTE (Montana @ Nov 18 2008, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE (Petition @ Nov 18 2008, 12:05 PM)
Spineless turdhuckers in the senate.....when are they gonna get a backbone and toss traitors like Lieberman out the window, head first?
I hate politics.
Think Supreme Court. Joementum is staunchly pro choice and we may need his vote when replacing Stevens and Ginsburg. Joe is a traitor IMHO, but he can be a useful tool. Some nut jobs on the left are willing to obliterate the party to get Joe out (see DU, Kos).
Yeah, that's exactly what Joe is; a soulless TOOL...pffftt.
HewlettsDaughter
Nov 18 2008, 05:03 PM
Macho Man Randy Savage sure has aged over the years..........
Hero
Nov 18 2008, 05:20 PM
u liar, that isnt him
ladytron: the tv series
Nov 18 2008, 09:24 PM
is anyone else watching the unc kentucky game? the board needs a new basketball thread.
Slackmo
Nov 18 2008, 09:26 PM
QUOTE (ladytron: the tv series @ Nov 18 2008, 08:24 PM)
is anyone else watching the unc kentucky game? the board needs a new basketball thread.
My brother and I finally won the ncaa ticket lottery for the Final Four. I couldn't be more excited for this.
ladytron: the tv series
Nov 18 2008, 09:28 PM
wow, thats pretty awesome. congrats.
Rob Gordon
Nov 18 2008, 09:38 PM
Grande Pike Place's keep me wired too late into the evening when I have one at 6pm.
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 18 2008, 09:54 PM
Dear _______________________________________,
You don't interest me. I stopped by for a moment to see what was going on. You're never going on - not on your best day. Please stop speaking to me, now and forever, yes? Thanks so much.
Brainstorm - your superior in every conceivable way.
SonicAlligator
Nov 18 2008, 11:23 PM
QUOTE (brain_storm @ Nov 18 2008, 09:54 PM)
Dear _______________________________________,
You don't interest me. I stopped by for a moment to see what was going on. You're never going on - not on your best day. Please stop speaking to me, now and forever, yes? Thanks so much.
Brainstorm - your superior in every conceivable way.
For some reason, your avatar makes me think of Dean Hodes from Weeds. In my opinion, one of the funniest people on that show. In conclusion, I read your posts and picture him saying it. Awesome.
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 19 2008, 12:01 PM
Does everyone spend the majority of their first year here thinking Montana may well be interesting and canny at the core of all that troll? I swear to God, one more comment about how awesome the new G'n'R is and I'll start using "ban me if I talk to Montana" as a sig.
Duff.
Nov 19 2008, 01:48 PM
QUOTE (brain_storm @ Nov 19 2008, 11:01 AM)
Does everyone spend the majority of their first year here thinking Montana may well be interesting and canny at the core of all that troll?
No, but it is a common affliction.
Good to see you recovering.
velocity
Nov 20 2008, 12:39 AM
Holy shit! Apple's at $86.
Duff.
Nov 20 2008, 09:15 AM
Go, don't stay, just throw it all away. There is you and then there is your body.
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 20 2008, 09:18 AM
QUOTE (Duff. @ Nov 20 2008, 08:15 AM)
Go, don't stay, just throw it all away. There is you and then there is your body.
Do you get a dime every time someone clicks that?
Duff.
Nov 20 2008, 09:30 AM
No, but if fifteen people do, they won't murder my family.
Hero
Nov 24 2008, 04:49 PM
Dag Nasty
Nov 24 2008, 05:47 PM
Well, I'll be! Guy I work with just told me that legendary boxer Max Baer is the dad of that guy who played Jethro on that old show The Beverly Hillbillies.
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 24 2008, 05:52 PM
QUOTE (Alan @ Nov 24 2008, 04:47 PM)
Well, I'll be! Guy I work with just told me that legendary boxer Max Baer is the dad of that guy who played Jethro on that old show The Beverly Hillbillies.
Note the name "MAX BAER" right below Jethro, Alan. This might have been an early clue.
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
Nov 24 2008, 06:04 PM
brainstorm that is the worst attempt at being a dick that ive ever seen
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 24 2008, 06:05 PM
QUOTE (____________________________ @ Nov 24 2008, 05:04 PM)
brainstorm that is the worst attempt at being a dick that ive ever seen
oh good, then I succeeded.
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
Nov 24 2008, 06:06 PM
hm
cheese picture
Nov 24 2008, 06:08 PM
Do you believe in nihilism?
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 24 2008, 06:14 PM
QUOTE (vamos @ Nov 24 2008, 05:08 PM)
Do you believe in nihilism?
No.
I believe in magic in a young girl's heart How the music can free her, whenever it starts And it's magic, if the music is groovy It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll
velocity
Nov 24 2008, 06:22 PM
vamos, what's the deal with your sig? Remembrances of last Thanksgiving?
cheese picture
Nov 24 2008, 06:54 PM
Haha. It's a still from the movie Funny Games (old version). GREAT MOVIE, MUST SEE
wakingrufus
Nov 24 2008, 07:31 PM
Duff.
Nov 24 2008, 07:34 PM
Raiding Jigga's closet Elastico?
Some Brilliant Bullsh*t
Nov 24 2008, 11:13 PM
There should really be a UN Resolution to keep me high as much as possible - it's in the world's best interest.
Rob Gordon
Nov 25 2008, 05:40 AM
The holiday season is always an interesting music listening time. The only music I'll play will either be 2008 releases, as I assess my list, and Christmas music interspersed.
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