rice + sliced bananas

don't ask why, just do it.

Does Swanson's still make pot pies? That used to be a good cheap meal, and included partially hydrated carrots & peas. Banquet pot pies are cheaper, but they only have a top crust and are for losers.

I used to love pot pies until I read the nutrition label.

Yeah, it always comes down to the label.

Man I'm a spaz. I could've sworn that Tenacious D concert was tonight, but it's the 20th. The more I hear about them, the less I want to go.

they do make them still. they are the eighth most unhealthy thing you could ever eat.

Miiiio has the best avatar on the board

the preview for "the Pick of Destiny" doesn't look funny at all.

In this town we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song.

Finally. Tomorrow night. In 3D.

My kids love that movie as well. We have it Tivo'd and watch it all the time. Jack kicks ass.

Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew


Wahoo for Nightmare in 3D!


haha. he does.

"nostalgia is a product of dissatisfaction and rage. it's a settling of grievances between the present and the past. the more powerful the nostalgia, the closer you come to violence. war is the form nostalgia takes when men are hard-pressed to say something good about their country."

ha ha. that is one ugly dude, but he can work a pair of heels like nobody's business. srsly.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions.

I told you so...And there is nothing you can do about it

Bored. Guess I'll hit up google reader.

I am going to get blotto wasted tonight after school.

And tomorrow night, too, because I'm taking Friday off.

i like the way you think mr b.

I'm thinking about ways to stop the thinking.

Any news on the internship, Biggie? Or maybe I need to look in 5 things.

what do you do for a klondike bar

I've paid cash money for a klondike bar

It's approved, I'm just waiting for the HR department to get back to the library director with the dates.

right on brotha man

Awesome!! So are you taking a leave from your regular job, or cutting them loose?

yay! good for you, biggie!

I am going to quit, and see where I am at in January when the internship is over. As soon as I get concrete start and end dates, I am gone.

Time to be a risk-taker.

Aurora, IL

Updated: 16/09/06


Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 3

Legislation: Possession of 2.5 grams or less is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $1,500.
Possession of greater than 2.5 grams is punishable by up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,500.
Possession of greater than 10 grams is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.
All possession of greater than 30 grams is considered a felony. Possession of greater than 30 grams is punishable by 1 - 3 years in prison and a fine of up to $25,000.

Possession of 2.5 grams or less is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $1,500.
Possession of greater than 2.5 grams is punishable by up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,500.
Possession of greater than 10 grams is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.
All possession of greater than 30 grams is considered a felony. Possession of greater than 30 grams is punishable by 1 - 3 years in prison and a fine of up to $25,000.


Law Enforcement: For the most part, Aurora cops realize that in this town, there are bigger fish to fry. Aurora has a lot of the same problems as cities many times its size. Unless you are doing something incredibly stupid, Aurora police won't bother you. The APD is more focused on combating gang activity than busting pot smokers, to put it bluntly. If you should come into contact with the Aurora police, courtesy goes a long way, especially with older officers.


Where to Buy Marijuana in Aurora: Aurora has three main sections: the east side, the west side, and downtown.

The best bet for finding marijuana in Aurora if you are not from the area is downtown. There is a good quality head shop called Happy Times on Galena Boulevard (a main street). Asking around there could yield results. On the west side, there is a head shop called "Hippie Lights" on _____, asking people around there would probably be a good idea.

Unless you know the area, the east side should be avoided. The east side of Aurora is basically one giant ghetto. Gang activity is very common, and robbery is a real threat to potential buyers. Also, police presence (both uniform and undercover) is much more prevalent on the east side. It is easy to get lost and wind up in very bad areas quickly.

The west side of Aurora is much closer to typical middle-class suburbia. Even the seedier areas are much more tame when compared with the east side. The only real places to find weed would be these areas. Scope out Best Place and Lilac Lane (these are both street names) and the surrounding areas near the Wal-Mart on the west side, even though these neighborhoods have been renovated, you should still be able to score some bud from someone on the street, just exercise caution. Avoid areas called "Jericho Circle" or "Westwood" (it is the same place, although some people refer to it by its old name of Westwood) and "Monomoy", as these are dangerous housing projects where you could be seriously injured.

Also, stay away from Aurora University. Despite the fact that it is a college, it is not known for partying at all, and there is a high police presence in the area. It is located in the middle of a neighborhood.

Aurora Marijuana Prices:
Dank:
1/8 ounce - $50-60
1/2 ounce - $180
1 ounce - $330-375
Mids:
1/8 ounce - $30
1/2 ounce - $80-100
1 ounce - $150-180

More Information: Unfortunatley, Aurora is a town of "hookups". The best way to find good marijuana is to either know someone who smokes, or someone who sells it. There is an abundance of both, it just is a matter of knowing someone.

undo, maybe that post should be in the jess party thread.

Ahhhhh, man...for whatever reason these things get me every time.

So the first part of my plan went off without a hitch. On to phase two.

Can someone explain the etymology-etiology-provenance-reason-behind the various kitty cat "I'm in your __________ doing __________" posts.

No.

Yeah, it's totally a black thing, Vivian...you just wouldn't understand.

This was nearly a real life spit-take! These things are f*ckin' awesome...oh, and nice tits by the way, pinkie!

PS - thanks, BIGGIE! You know what's up!

Gena let her cat in the 'fridge, and it ate stuff.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index...ling_your_d00ds

Lou Reed gets pissed at the Suits.

As if today wasn't already gonna be awesome enough, "Jesus Christ Pose" is on the radio right now. awwwwe yeah!