HOOORAY

FOR

CHICAGOIST

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any reason?

they did a nice thing today

Before prohibition, Shlitz brewery owned more land in Chicago than anyone except the Catholic Church. I was born too late.

That was pretty good...

gunther murphys has been sold and will be closing december 1st.

good riddance

The place has been sucking wind for a few years now, anyway...it was easily one of the greatest bars in town some years back, when it was dusty and full of cracked charm. Dan was a great bartender back in the day (and the Samoan dude with the white eye? Crazy). Eamonn did all he could, I think, but the kids these days? The kids these days want the Guitar Hero and the meth amphetimine. God hates kids.

i believe it. ive been there a few times and hated it more each time, but some friends do a comedy show there so its kind of sad, but they found a better venue so whatever. nothing good ever came out of gunther murphys.

its apparenylu going to be replaced by a typical trixie type bar.

My wife & I would frequent Gunther Murphy's very, very, very often back in the day...if we weren't at The Gingerman we were at Gunther Murphy's... met some great people there over the years but, as it does, time marched on & the place lost its key players and charm.

I believe this was the bar we played at a while back when they made us play with 4 bands in like 2 hours. I think we played for 20 minutes and Simakos screamed at us the whole time that GDs guitar was out of tune.

It wasn't that great, but GD chose to do a couple no guitar songs in the middle, and I think we played the shit out of China High and Grease Only. A friend of mine came and loved the show. I've never been able to figure that out.

dusty rider was so drunk he just kept looking at me trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. grease only was the only highlight

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gone nuts

I got back from Tennessee today. The elevators in my hotel had certificates saying

INSPECTED BY: "Watts, Slim"

I can imagine this guy walking in there and just saying 'yup, looks alright'.

I'd rather be drunk

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Me, a long haired leaping gnome

i love how ibooks and powerbooks, when placed on my stomach while i am laying on my bed, can be used to heat my freeziing cold body when my roommates refuse to turn the heat up.

i hope the macbook i am getting next week has this dual function as well.

If you're really lucky the battery will burst into flames and warm your entire home. Yay laptops!

keeps you warm while making you infertile!

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what a shitty service!




Bacons all the way

right. because first of all i have a scrotum, and second it is on the upper part of my stomach. i just cant get my scrotal temperature warm enough.

Isn't it funny when people lie about their lame-o job. I just found out someone i know has said they have been doing a certain job for the last year and i just found out it's bullshit. Sort of like saying you manage the quickie mart when really you just run the cash register and occasionally get to rotate the hot dogs.

To me, it sorta depends on their probable motive for lying. If they gave themselves a huge upgrade to make you feel inferior about your job, they suck. If they gave themselves a small bump like the one you mention, in order to save face, I could ignore it. The manager at Quickie Mart probably only makes $300/month more than the grunts s/he supervises.

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LOLZ

A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot exits.

A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.

What's the difference between a regular robot and a killer robot?
The gnawing jeers of men.

What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

Why did the robot order a milkshake?
To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and—in time—conquer it.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a robot.

Chuck Norris jokes to thread.

Knock knock

Who's there

Interupting Robot

Interupting RoboZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT (Robot blasts person with eye lasers)

do it

i forgot to mention that those were from mcsweeney's and that the following two are just plain comedy gold.

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.

I like how there's always a donut

biggie, youve been to cozy rice and noodles on sheffield, right?

those robot jokes are great...i sent them to a bunch of my friends the other day.

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist is pretty good
ex:

Respecting My Boundaries.

I finally broke up with her because she didn't respect my boundaries. She thought it was "humiliating" to have her Girlfriend Passport stamped every time I let her use my bathroom.

No, I've never been there.

well buddy., you NEED to go. ASAP. not only becuase they have delicious and cheap thai food, but because of this:

They have the painting?

We have a a really nice print of my avatar.

They have what the painting is of.

If that makes sense.

A bunch of tin robots?

I've got one that looks just like the guy in my avatar. It's supposed to be me.

We had Lutz make a giant marzapan one for our wedding cake topper.

I'm going to have to check this place out soon.

yea, the owner collects tin toys so there are more than i can count on the walls and everything. it's really cool. PLUS! awesome thai food. sheffield and clark.

Yeah, it's basically best the best Thai place in the city when you consider quality, price, and decor. Location, not so much.