also, the bathrooms are fucking rad as shit.

7-11's hot chocolate is tits

does it have whip cream or marshmallows? if the answer is no your statement is incorrect sir. no tits.

or if it includes mint flavored bailey's...that would be tits as well.

take a camera

I was just on TV. LOL

Cozy Noodles is awesome. And Yancy, the location is fine - it's a 9 minute walk from my apartment, so fuck yo couch, nigga.

My IPOD (set on random) just played 3 Sloan songs in a row. It's official, I'm buying a lottery ticket.

Enjoy the fratboys!

your ipod must be malfunctioning. don't waste money on lottery tickets.


these are the kind of posts that make me love you even more.

The Day the Clown Cried is an unfinished film directed by and starring Jerry Lewis. It is based on a book by the same name by Joan O'Brien who had co-written the original script ten years prior.

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Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Lewis plays a German clown who is arrested by the Gestapo for mocking the Führer, and imprisoned in a Nazi camp for political prisoners. He ends up accidentally accompanying Jewish children to Auschwitz, and is eventually used, in almost Pied Piper fashion, to help lead Jewish children to their deaths.

Principal photography began on the film in 1972, but the producer not only ran out of money before completing the film, but his option to produce the film had expired before filming began. Lewis paid to finish shooting the film, but the parties involved in its production were never able to come to terms which would allow the film to be released.

A May 1992 article in Spy magazine quotes Harry Shearer, who saw a rough cut of the film in 1979:

The Day the Clown Cried
With most of these kinds of things, you find that the anticipation, or the concept, is better than the thing itself. But seeing this film was really awe-inspiring, in that you are rarely in the presence of a perfect object. This was a perfect object. This movie is so drastically wrong, its pathos and its comedy are so wildly misplaced, that you could not, in your fantasy of what it might be like, improve on what it really is. "Oh My God!" — that's all you can say.

The Day the Clown Cried

The article quoted O'Brien as saying the rough cut she saw was a "disaster"; it also says she and the original script's other writer, Charles Denton, will never allow the film to be released, in part due to changes in the script made by Lewis which made the clown more sympathetic and Emmett Kelly-like.

Spy also reported Milton Berle, Dick Van Dyke, and Bobby Darin were among those who had considered playing the clown during the years before Lewis got involved.

(hearty applause)

Oh, how I love these things..."Monorail Cat".

Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, says that anyone who insults her voice insults God. “I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing,” the white hip-hopper told Vibe. “You can’t take that away from me, ‘cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.”

there was a dude i used to work with who would always talk about this movie and what an asshole Jerry Lewis was and how he must have been an anti-semite for the film. His reasoning was logical, I suppose. I would see this just out of morbid curiosity.

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That shit (MOXIE) is fucking disgusting.

YOURE FUCKING DISGUSTING

No.

oh okay.

i love you mr mcsmalls, but i love moxie more.

it is gross, but i love it so much. its like one of the few things i miss about the east coast. plus, its awesome with gin.

Looks like Faygo, but for rich new englanders.

go fuck yourself.

Umm, ok?

If only it were that good.

Tastes like cough syrup with that has been infused with rosemary or something.

its some sort of root. i think ginseng? i dont know.


i fully admit it tastes like dirt, but god i love it.

In all fairness, I have never mixed it with alchohol, so I don't know the full story.

when you mix it with gin, it tastes like you are drinking a FOREST!!!!

I liked it when it said "fix it with gin," deej.

you caught that huh?


how the hell did i type "fix" anyway?!?! the 'f' is nowhere near the 'm'. MAN I SUCK AT TYPING ITS AWESOME.

Because Moxie's inferiority as a beverage, and it's inherent need to be fixed, rather than mixed, is the natural thing to type.

re: The Day The Clown Cried

i've got a link to the screenplay for that in my favorites at work...alas I'm not at work today. unless someone can find that before tomorrow i'll throw it up here.

i think it's been discussed here before, under some thread like "movies you wish you'd have gotten to see" or some shit like that.

this show will rule (so my friend tells me)

The image that you get when your Microsoft Zune load fails:



This is probably going to be the best thing about the device.

It was pretty awesome last time even though I got there late and was stuck in the back. Get ready to hold up people riding a giant drum if you're anywhere near the front.

yeah i've looked at a few live photos and video clips of their stuff and it looks like a great time.

i was told on a lengthy drive to St Louis back in April that next time gogol come to town I "must go" and also that it will be "the greatest and most fun show" that i will ever see. I do have faith in said person's views on what is fun, despite the fact he is the epitome of square.

and as long as they play "start wearing purple" i will be pretty pleased with the show. it could be my favorite song of the moment.

Oh, they'll play that fo' damn sure. I wouldn't say it's the greatest and most fun show ever, but it's good.

EXFOLIATION DOMES

LOLZ

The Chief Scout's call had brought a great many visitors into our camp, among them, a host of foreign Scouts and a moment later, the favorite Scout activity of the Jamboree was in full swing.

It was spelled differently in the different languages, "Csencs ... .. Thienge," "Tjenz," but the pronunciation and the meaning was the same-the good old English "change!"

The idea was, I would like something of yours and you would like something of mine, so let's swap!"

Nice, dude! I've always wondered where the handle came from...reminds me of "potlatch". Er...I think that's the word, anyway.

that's not where I got it.
I was just googling myself and found that

In that case: oh.

Where did you come up with "Alan"?

You have to be kidding me! I knew it! That's what I was going to pick. Shit, we are like on the same wavelength and shit. All right!

Two of my friends who are also sombies no longer care for each other's company. If I see either of them make any mention of it here again, including replying to this post, I will shit in the offender's mailbox.

MORAFUCKINGTORIUM

I no long care for any SOMBies company

Hell, I'm good. We haven't even met.

this is one of the best threats i have read in a long time.

you done good, sir.

just like a modern day Ronald Reagan

Please provide backstory.