felonious monk

its a fun word, right

no, no, no-torious

f-f-f-fuck you

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT

my left hand smells like gasoline.

what's the right one smell like?

Jesus. It's called "Bush Hands".

Anime of the year?

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He's a bartender. He tends bar!

Gena: [insert angry rant about some cunt here]
Handsome guy: I love your style Gena. You'd make a passable black woman.

Brian Atene

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"Their love was just as mobile as their home."

maple syrup, actually.

Thought that maybe we'd fall in love over the phone
Thought that maybe I'd really love being alone
Everybody but heaven knows how I was wrong

Oh Lord, what have I done to myself?
What have I done to myself?

In this vicious world
Such a vicious world
There isn't anything you can do
In this vicious world

Soaking on the ice, makin' eyes all by myself
Didn't realize you were so top of the shelf
Just you wait and see when you turn, turn 23....

I keep clicking on the "Download" button and nothing's happening.

I've got the ipod on shuffle and i'm feeling goofy. I'm just blindly posting. haven't read a single thing here today. hope you kids are having fun without me.

Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair.
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids...

thanks, but we don't need your fakey "proud to be away from the board" postcards. get over yourself, we're not your vanity mirror.

Crawling…over your window you think I'm confused
I'm waiting for the divergent wasp
To complete my current ruse
You use a plate-glass screen
To protect my chosen target
But there's an air-pellet hole
I can crawl through to you
I am the fly in the ointment
I can spread more disease than the fleas
Which nibble away at your window display
Yes I am the fly in the ointment
I shake you down to say please as you
Accept the next dose of disease...

see, this is starting to bug me. first you make the narcissistic post, and then you just post some dumb Wire lyrics. i'm tired of boring, thoughtless, cut-and-paste posts, especially from people with self-centered attitudes.

Keep your crying confined to the bathroom, please.

Oh how I'd like to say
How was your day
My sweet lovey-dovey?

tell me you enjoyed that post. i'm just tired of boring narcissism on here, especially when people couch it with fake sentiments.

Dude, I love each and every post on this board equally, because they are all the products of one of God's children.

Did I miss some drama?

i'm just irritated with people, like "red" in this instance, who treat the board like it's their own personal blog.

that's a good idea

compulsive blogging thread

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
(Sung)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

hey, red. do me a favor and read the thread before you post, there are other people on this board besides you.

and then after you read it, kindly shut the fuck up.

Okay, we get it, you so funny.

hey doc, bite me.

DocJimmy is feeling mighty feisty today, no?

not really. you don't get irritated by boring self-absorption? maybe i'm overreacting. but there's something about saying "hey, i'm not really reading the board, but here, let me dump some thoughtless posts on you for your reading pleasure, because you obviously think i'm soooo interesting," that really bugs me.

whatever. dude probably just needs to get laid.


i'm at work fuckface. i'll read the board later. but i'm sure none of your lame posts will be worth my time.

that's what every girl says any time a guy has a valid criticism.

if you tell them to shut up because they're talking on their cell phone in a movie theater, 9 times out of 10, they'll say "bite me." it's juvenile female b.s.

Don't take this thread that seriously or read that much into it, as its main purpose is a place for nonsense, non sequitors, etc.

keep the cliches coming.

and obviously you're reading the board now. that's a good girl. now go off and do your cute little job, whatever it is.

seriously, though. if you want to start a blog, just do it. take my advice, i know a thing or two.

these posts are too conversational. i want more compulsion.

I had to assume anyone complaining about a thread with the heading "Post anything in here without restraint" was joking. Especially a jokester such as yourself.

you're right. sorry about the hijack.

more compulsion....especially random, blind postings of old lyrics.

would it be ok if i posted some new sufjan lyrics? I hear you are a big fan. And how's boystown dr. jimmy? I haven't been there in a couple weeks.

You should start a thread about something if you want to read posts about something.

pretty good. how's boringtown?

or was that dumb whoretown?

Boringtown. haha. what are you twelve years old.

wtf, man. you are hostile. is this all because i called you stupid the other day? take a joke. sheesh. Although, now i'm starting to think i was right. you are stupid. this is the compulsive thread. this thread does not require brilliant and/or insightful thoughts. I don't give a shit if you or anyone else reads or responds to anything i say here.

A few pages back you wanted to be part of this thread like you were afraid you were missing out on some imagined clique or something and now you are too good for us. whatever dude. you don't have to be such an asshole.



would you like some sno caps and a soft drink to go with that yancy, my dear?