Mommie Poo Pants
Nov 30 2006, 06:16 PM
Oh, hello everyone. I'm not reading the board AT ALL because without my reading glasses I'm blind as a bat.
But I thought I'd just say hi to all my fans on the board, I know love and miss me.
Toodles!
-Mommie
p.s. I love you, DrJimmy! You're so OTM!!!
Oh, and here are some lyrics to one of Ronnie's and my favorite songs. I don't care what you think of them, I'm just going to post them anyway.
Here she comes now singin' mony mony,
Shoot me up baby say mony mony,
Yeah she looks good and I feel alright now,
I said don't stop now, come on mony, come on mony,
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You make me feel so good - so good,
So fine - alright,
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you get shakin' mony mony,
I said shotgun dead and come on home yeah.
Don't stop cookin' now I feel too good yeah,
Well don't stop now I said come on mony, come on mony
I said yeah, yeah, yeah
You make me feel so good - so good,
So fine - alright,
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know I love you mony mony mony
You know I love you mony mony mony
You know I love you mony mony mony
You know I love you mony mony mony
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
aren't these lyrics off the hook??
here, let me post them again:
Here she comes now singin' mony mony,
Shoot me up baby say mony mony,
Yeah she looks good and I feel alright now,
I said don't stop now, come on mony, come on mony,
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You make me feel so good - so good,
So fine - alright,
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you get shakin' mony mony,
I said shotgun dead and come on home yeah.
Don't stop cookin' now I feel too good yeah,
Well don't stop now I said come on mony, come on mony
I said yeah, yeah, yeah
You make me feel so good - so good,
So fine - alright,
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know I love you mony mony mony
You know I love you mony mony mony
You know I love you mony mony mony
You know I love you mony mony mony
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
DrJimmy
Nov 30 2006, 06:20 PM
QUOTE(red @ Nov 30 2006, 06:10 PM) [snapback]256008[/snapback]
I don't give a shit if you or anyone else reads or responds to anything i say here.
well that's pretty fucking clear.
and no, i don't give a shit about you calling me "stupid" or any of your other boring, cliched name-calling. i'm an adult. you'll figure it out when you get a little older.
hey, i like mommie poo pants, now that's a poster who cares.
kaliman
Nov 30 2006, 06:47 PM
Pavement Ist Rad
Nov 30 2006, 07:01 PM
lol @ Dr. Jimmy trying to derail the Compulsive Posting Topic.
thrillho
Nov 30 2006, 07:10 PM
lol @ drjimmy being awesome.
red
Nov 30 2006, 08:06 PM
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Nov 30 2006, 04:05 PM) [snapback]255914[/snapback]
dumb Wire lyrics.
how did you know it was wire? did you google it? i'm sure it's not girly enough for you to actually own any wire.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Nov 30 2006, 04:12 PM) [snapback]255928[/snapback]
Dude, I love each and every post on this board equally, because they are all the products of one of God's children.

yr funny, biggie. I like you. And that is an honest sentiment.
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Nov 30 2006, 04:42 PM) [snapback]255972[/snapback]
QUOTE(red @ Nov 30 2006, 05:35 PM) [snapback]255962[/snapback]
hey doc, bite me.
that's what every girl says any time a guy has a valid criticism.
if you tell them to shut up because they're talking on their cell phone in a movie theater, 9 times out of 10, they'll say "bite me." it's juvenile female b.s.
So, not only are you an asshole, but you are a sexist asshole at that. nicely done.
velocity
Nov 30 2006, 08:47 PM
Gosh DrJ, this is a side of you I've never seen. I keep hoping maybe this is a prank between you & Red, like the one two posters whose names I don't remember pulled a couple years ago. Remember that? STDs had been transmitted, or similar hijinx? Good times.
NumberTenOx
Nov 30 2006, 09:13 PM
So, Red was singing...
red
Nov 30 2006, 09:24 PM
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Nov 30 2006, 08:13 PM) [snapback]256118[/snapback]
So, Red was singing...
I was, thank you very much, Mr. Ox.
And don’t you take this the wrong way
I’m not looking for a way to replace
what love can give
Cause you can’t do that!
I’m only saying that where I come from
People find it very fashionable
to burn like a flame
Never get tame
Grown-up and lame
Yeah! Yeah!
You’re looking beat but you say: ”no, oh, no, no”
”I’m all messed up and I’m ready to go!
We ain’t gonna go it alone no more
So let’s get on with the show…”
NumberTenOx
Nov 30 2006, 09:25 PM
Yay! I dunno who it is, but YAY!
yancy
Nov 30 2006, 09:39 PM
Band of the year, that's who.
NumberTenOx
Nov 30 2006, 09:44 PM
You no help, but I still listen to you. Lord, I'm just not that bright.
red
Nov 30 2006, 10:19 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Nov 30 2006, 08:39 PM) [snapback]256137[/snapback]
Band of the year, that's who.
indeed. Although, i wish this opinion could have been strengthened by a live performance. I'm still not over that. *
sigh*
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 01:11 AM
QUOTE(red @ Nov 30 2006, 10:19 PM) [snapback]256183[/snapback]
QUOTE(yancy @ Nov 30 2006, 08:39 PM) [snapback]256137[/snapback]
Band of the year, that's who.
indeed. Although, i wish this opinion could have been strengthened by a live performance. I'm still not over that. *
sigh*
hey, red. sorry about before. i was an asshole, but that's what makes me so hot.
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 12:11 AM) [snapback]256314[/snapback]
hey, red. sorry about before. i was an asshole, but that's what makes me so hot.
I always thought it was your motorcycle that made you hot.
You got me all worked up today, Doc.
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 01:31 AM
QUOTE(red @ Dec 1 2006, 01:29 AM) [snapback]256324[/snapback]
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 12:11 AM) [snapback]256314[/snapback]
hey, red. sorry about before. i was an asshole, but that's what makes me so hot.
I always thought it was your motorcycle that made you hot.
You got me all worked up today, Doc.

Come here, I know how to help with that.
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 12:31 AM) [snapback]256325[/snapback]
Come here, I know how to help with that.
oh yeah, tell me more.
I'm going to bed now, but i can read all about it in the morning. And dream about it all night long.
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 01:40 AM
QUOTE(red @ Dec 1 2006, 01:33 AM) [snapback]256326[/snapback]
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 12:31 AM) [snapback]256325[/snapback]
Come here, I know how to help with that.
oh yeah, tell me more.
I'm going to bed now, but i can read all about it in the morning. And dream about it all night long.
I don't give out freebies, baby. But if you're good, I'll pick you up and toss you into bed.
worrywort
Dec 1 2006, 01:44 AM
and SCENE. Alright everbody, that's a wrap.
thrillho
Dec 1 2006, 01:45 AM
thread officially ruined
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 01:47 AM
QUOTE(aneg @ Dec 1 2006, 01:45 AM) [snapback]256336[/snapback]
thread officially ruined
biggie mcsmalls
Dec 1 2006, 01:52 PM
If there's been a way to build it,
There'll be a way to destroy it.
Things are not all that out of control.
Merle
Dec 1 2006, 02:20 PM
QUOTE(red @ Nov 30 2006, 05:54 PM) [snapback]255994[/snapback]
And how's boystown dr. jimmy? I haven't been there in a couple weeks.
Geez ... Dr. Jimmy's in NYC ... get it right, ask him how's Chelsea.
QUOTE(waylon jennings @ Dec 1 2006, 01:20 PM) [snapback]256678[/snapback]
Geez ... Dr. Jimmy's in NYC ... get it right, ask him how's Chelsea.
Eh, same thing, different city. I've been there...it's still all pink, rainbowy, and leathery.
thrillho
Dec 1 2006, 03:04 PM
yes. chelsea is very pink and rainbowy. cough.
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 03:07 PM
just rainbows and leather, that's all.
we chelsea boys aren't into pink. at all.
Groups Take Aim at Marijuana-Flavored Candy

"Chronic Candy contains no THC, the chemical that produces the high in people who smoke marijuana"
Then what's the point? I'll tells ya tha point:
"It's a gateway product…"
undo
Dec 1 2006, 08:09 PM
I think I had one of those at the Warped Tour 3 years ago. It was kind of gross. My lips were green for the rest of the day.
QUOTE(Cool Blue and Li'l Oaty @ Dec 1 2006, 07:09 PM) [snapback]256884[/snapback]
I think I had one of those at the Warped Tour 3 years ago. It was kind of gross. My lips were green for the rest of the day.
yeah, i can't imagine it would be good. chronic's not for eatin' unless it's baked in brownies or muffins. what are these people thinking?
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 08:26 PM
QUOTE(red @ Dec 1 2006, 08:15 PM) [snapback]256891[/snapback]
QUOTE(Cool Blue and Li'l Oaty @ Dec 1 2006, 07:09 PM) [snapback]256884[/snapback]
I think I had one of those at the Warped Tour 3 years ago. It was kind of gross. My lips were green for the rest of the day.
yeah, i can't imagine it would be good. chronic's not for eatin' unless it's baked in brownies or muffins. what are these people thinking?
i ate a bunch of it once. dumb idea. made me sick and not high.
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]256895[/snapback]
i ate a bunch of it once. dumb idea. made me sick and not high.
haha. why the hell did you do that? lose a bet? was it a dare?
DrJimmy
Dec 1 2006, 08:43 PM
QUOTE(red @ Dec 1 2006, 08:37 PM) [snapback]256900[/snapback]
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]256895[/snapback]
i ate a bunch of it once. dumb idea. made me sick and not high.
haha. why the hell did you do that? lose a bet? was it a dare?
this is when i was about 22.
i was super drunk & stuck in a very crowded bar with friends. i had my stash, wanted to get high, but didn't want to go outside to smoke 'cause it seemed like a hassle (crowded bar, it was cold, nobody else wanted to get high). so, in a moment of drunken brilliance, i decided to swallow my stash and figured it was the same as having a brownie.
wrong. the entire next day i thought i was gonna die. and it would have been a shame if i did, because i would have missed out on the internet and george w. bush.
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Dec 1 2006, 07:43 PM) [snapback]256908[/snapback]
this is when i was about 22.
i was super drunk & stuck in a very crowded bar with friends. i had my stash, wanted to get high, but didn't want to go outside to smoke 'cause it seemed like a hassle (crowded bar, it was cold, nobody else wanted to get high). so, in a moment of drunken brilliance, i decided to swallow my stash and figured it was the same as having a brownie.
wrong. the entire next day i thought i was gonna die. and it would have been a shame if i did, because i would have missed out on the internet and george w. bush.
Ha ha. Great story, doc. Oh, the things we do at 22. Well, I can't really remember that far back, but I'm sure I did some smart stuff like that too.
Hips
Dec 2 2006, 03:54 PM
i just totally baited the ol lady on her xmas present without her even knowing.
sneak sneak
Nick
Dec 3 2006, 12:19 AM
Santa Claus -- The Movie is on right now. I loved this movie when I was a kid. Interesting cast: John Lithgow, Dudley Moore, and the guy playing Santa is actually the crippled Lebowski in The Big Lebowski. I had the biggest crush on the red head girl in the movie growing up.
undo
Dec 3 2006, 02:57 AM
WesterMats
Dec 3 2006, 04:06 AM
QUOTE(Cool Blue and Li'l Oaty @ Dec 3 2006, 01:57 AM) [snapback]257526[/snapback]
Hey Dr. Jimmy, bite me in advance.
Cause this phase is finally over
And there's only me and you
Cause the night can't wait forever
And I don't really know what to do
This flash escaped
To side your flare
You seize it moves about
You've lost me
Escape from the lights
Away from the nights we've known
With more broken hearts
No innocent flights that show
Cause it's the first time
And the last time tonight
But after awhile
You'll realize
That's how it goes
Your lips are full
Inside your coat
You reach the face
And fill this space
Escape from the lights
Away from the nights we've known
With no broken hearts
No innocent flights that show
Cause it's the first time
And the last time tonight
But after awhile
You'll realize
That's how it goes
tjenz
Dec 5 2006, 01:52 PM
without_opinion
Dec 5 2006, 01:52 PM
okay, my direct superviser & our boss both agreed in commenting that i look like jesus.
not the jesus of my avatar, but more the traditional picture of jesus (kind of like the one a few pages back holding a rifle). "jesus with shorter hair" they called me.
QUOTE(kmac @ Dec 5 2006, 12:52 PM) [snapback]259814[/snapback]
okay, my direct superviser & our boss both agreed in commenting that i look like jesus.
not the jesus of my avatar, but more the traditional picture of jesus (kind of like the one a few pages back holding a rifle). "jesus with shorter hair" they called me.

i don't see it. maybe if i saw you with long hair and a beard. i dunno. was jesus a good bowler?
without_opinion
Dec 5 2006, 03:03 PM
they won't let you bowl unless you wear shoes, so i don't think jesus bowled unless it was outdoors. i could probably take him. I could definitely beat jesus in cosmic bowling...those lights flashing everywhere and "Ray of Light" blasting from the speakers, he'd be all freaked the hell out.
yancy
Dec 5 2006, 03:06 PM
QUOTE(kmac @ Dec 5 2006, 02:03 PM) [snapback]259928[/snapback]
i don't think jesus bowled
Talk to the shirt.
without_opinion
Dec 5 2006, 03:10 PM
let me tell you something, pendejo...
Dag Nasty
Dec 5 2006, 03:11 PM
"...and I pull the trigger til' it go 'kuh-leek'!"
My wife, for whatever reason, believes that John Turturro role to be one of the sexiest moments on film.
My wife rules...
thrillho
Dec 5 2006, 03:11 PM
i hate all of you motherfuckers. yea, even you...
Jess
Dec 5 2006, 03:12 PM
QUOTE(aneg @ Dec 5 2006, 02:11 PM) [snapback]259936[/snapback]
i hate all of you motherfuckers. yea, even you...
QUOTE(kmac @ Dec 5 2006, 02:10 PM) [snapback]259932[/snapback]
let me tell you something, pendejo...
oh no he di-int?!?!
thrillho
Dec 5 2006, 03:13 PM
QUOTE(Jess @ Dec 5 2006, 02:12 PM) [snapback]259938[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Dec 5 2006, 02:11 PM) [snapback]259936[/snapback]
i hate all of you motherfuckers. yea, even you...

EVEN YOU
Jess
Dec 5 2006, 03:14 PM
QUOTE(aneg @ Dec 5 2006, 02:13 PM) [snapback]259942[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Dec 5 2006, 02:12 PM) [snapback]259938[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Dec 5 2006, 02:11 PM) [snapback]259936[/snapback]
i hate all of you motherfuckers. yea, even you...

EVEN YOU
Yea bitch I heard you the first time
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please
click here.