Think about this for a moment, and then get back to us about who is or isn't 'boring.'

guess I won't be getting that toaster for converting tjenz today. damn.

And I said crappy restaurants/boring food. Good restaurants will always have delicious vegetarian options.

Some day we will take over the world!!


yr soooo funny, biggie mcsmartypants.

damn hoosiers.

You realize that it's about 50 degrees out right now, right?

yes, my love. And do you realize i'm not at work because i'm sick today? i almost passed out on the el and i get dizzy when i stand up. that's why i'm sitting. it sucks to be me today.

Oh...

I read "take a day off" to mean that it is for leisure or fun time.

Start drinking, heavily

Maybe that's my problem. I was chugging wine out of the bottle last night.

Time for some of the hair of the dog that bit me...

Sounds like you're low on iron. Have a steak.

more like electrolytes, try drinking gatorade sista.

will pink lemonade flavored kool-aid work?

How is it possible that Shout Out Out Out Out haven't been enjoined by Shout Out Louds (or vice versa)?

Longest day ever and it's only 3:30.

I must own this!

What's Yancy's weird new violin-with-executioners-helmet avatar?

Looks like a helmet, but I'm pretty sure it's a ski mask. Chin rest on the violin is deceptive.

Haha.

Oh, by the way, your avatar reminds me of this.

It reminds me of Raj's old avatar with a sinisturr black fellow in a ski mask.

oh god...3000.

Don't stop now, Red! You're almost 1/3 of the way to 10,000!

Longest work day ever stretches into today. At least we stopped for five hours to sleep.

Noir















It is the name of an ancient fate















Two maidens who govern death















The peace of the newly born, their black hands protect

Are people purposefully keeping the "Anal Sex" & "Greektown" threads next to each other?

Army Captain's Simple Demonstration: How to Win in Iraq

By MARTHA RADDATZ

Dec. 15, 2006 — President Bush has spent the last few weeks engaged in complex briefings with senior military officers, State Department officials and outside experts as he tries to come up with a new plan to achieve victory in Iraq.

But a young captain serving in Iraq's violent Al Anbar Province has offered a simple explanation of what the problem was in Iraq and how to solve it. Among his observations is the importance of having a moustache in Iraq.

In a military known for its sleep-inducing, graphically dizzying PowerPoint presentations, the young captain's presentation, which has been unofficially circulating through the ranks, stands out. Using stick figures and simple language, it articulates the same goal as the president's in Iraq.

The creator of this PowerPoint presentation, "How to Win in Al Anbar," was Capt. Travis Patriquin.

But Patriquin will not see victory in Iraq. He was killed by the same improvised explosive device that killed Maj. Megan McClung of the Marine Corps last Wednesday.

Patriquin had fought in Afghanistan and Iraq. A gifted officer, he spoke numerous languages, including Arabic.

"How to Win in Al Anbar" may not make it to the desk of the president, but maybe it should.

http://abcnews.go.com/images/US/how_to_win_in_anbar_v4.pdf

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COASTAL NORTH BAY...INCLUDING POINT REYES NATIONAL SEASHORE-
SAN FRANCISCO PENINSULA COAST-
MONTEREY BAY...NORTHERN SALINAS VALLEY...HOLLISTER VALLEY...AND
CARMEL VALLEY-BIG SUR COAST-
406 AM PST SAT DEC 16 2006

...HIGH SURF ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 12 PM PST SUNDAY...

AT 3 AM...COASTAL BUOYS CONTINUE TO SHOW COMBINED SEAS IN THE 15
TO 18 FOOT RANGE. THESE LARGE SEAS WILL CONTINUE THROUGH TONIGHT
BEFORE STARTING TO SUBSIDE ON SUNDAY. SEAS ARE EXPECTED TO SUBSIDE
TO BELOW 15 FEET SUNDAY AFTERNOON. THESE LARGE SEAS WILL TRANSLATE
INTO HIGH SURF ALONG THE BEACHES IN THE ADVISORY AREA...PRODUCING
RIP CURRENTS AND LOCALIZED BEACH EROSION.

IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO OBSERVE WAVES FROM EXPOSED COASTAL
STRUCTURES OR ROCKS DURING HIGH SURF CONDITIONS. VERY LARGE WAVES
CAN SUDDENLY SWEEP ACROSS PREVIOUSLY DRY AREAS. PEOPLE ARE
ADVISED TO REMAIN AWAY FROM THESE AREAS UNTIL THE WAVES SUBSIDE.

Man, I've been on this board since I got home at 11 pm last night. Forgot to go to bed.

yeah, well...4K for DereK. this is a sickening feeling.

creepiest guitar ever

Imagine how sick it must feel to have those two combined. Ugh.

No whammy? I don't want to know where the volume knob is.

no, i'd rather not.



Let the record show
I will fight your legend at every turn
All the stories that were never true
And the rep that you didn't earn

I'VE BEEN DOWNLOADING THIS PORN TORRENT FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS, AND IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight I might be able to actually shut down my computer. These are exciting times.

What's up with things seeding at 0.3 KiB/s for five minutes three times a day? And then getting all 5.3 KiB/s all of a sudden? Some shit.

Who shuts down their computer? lol

I am not hardcore.

other than restarting it, my computer has been shut down three times since i've had it. twice when i blew a fuse in my old apartment and the third time was when i moved.

does that make me hardcore? right on!

i'm not hardcore at all...with puters that is.

i'm starting a colon cleansing regimine starting tomorrow. wish me luck cuz i'm totally full of shit.

Worst. Label. Ever.

oh man, good luck. I hope you are taking the week off of work. And I hope your lady is out of town...poor girl.

http://www.craiglist.com/
never has a "s" been more important

I'm going to guess that whatever that link is, it's NSFW. Am I right?

yes, remember another spoof site of yore, whitehouse.com ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitehouse.com

I just watched some police bust the shit out of some drunk assholes. It was awesome.

I'm the only person in my office.

Granted, it's a tiny office, but it's still bullshit. The one dude is cool and he was only going to be in for a couple of hours before having to drive back to the other side of the city, so it makes sense that he ditched out. My other coworker is talking some crazy bullshit about her kids, and babysitters, and their schools being closed due to the snow. I'm sure it's valid, but fuck that shit. Then my boss called and had the gall to ask "is it snowing down there?" WTF?! Does he have a television?! He even told me how "it's bad out there!" NO SHIT!?

Anyway, I'm calm now.

I feel you, RyRy. I am one of two people in my office of eight. granted some of the people who are out have legit reasons for doing so, but still. WTF?

Sometimes it's just a WTF kind of day, Derek.

Anyway, I'll quit bitching -- sounds like we're shutting down sometime before noon.

so apparently one of the women that works here was locked in her office with the door shut this entire time. she just popped out and said "well i'm leaving...see ya!"

now seriously wtf