Sounds like the coast is clear. You can either leave, or start blasting tunes on the PA and dance round like a maniac. Invite us all over, we love a party.

Weeeee! That was fun.

I need the full-size, uncropped version of this picture.



It's some Korean guy wrapped in a blanket, chain smoking, and surfing the internet in a room that's filled with empty soda cans.

A Three-Seven? That's just a Teacup Rattler. They had a 2.5 in Lawton, Ok, and a 3.4 in Utah, too!

I don't think little guys like that would even wake me up any more.

I got a car, i've got some gas
Lets get the hell out of here
Get out of here fast
Go to ocean where
Where everyone went
I want to go, but i don't want
To go alone

I hope you get this message
Oh you're not home
I coulda been there already
fifteen minutes or so
You don't have to pack your bags
We'll make it up as we go along
I want to go, but i don't want
To go alone

Oh with you i could
Never be alone
Never be alone

if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

Plagarism!

I did not learn my A-A, B-B, C-C's, god-god dammit-dammit.

Who, aside from people that listened to NPR this morning, knew that Santa Claus was from Turkey?

Is it just me, or does Eddie Murphy look like a badass in that pompadour? I have a newfound respect for the man.

No, Santa Claus is from NYC, St. Nicholas is from the Mediterranean coast of Turkey.

Did you know St. Nick, the real saint, is the patron saint of Children, Sailors, Merchants, Brewers, Thieves, Murders, and Sicilians?

stop making me laugh out loud. oh wait, there's no one here. i can't get in trouble.

So yeah, looks like I'm one of the only losers stuck at work this late on the Friday before xmas weekend. Yay for bosses with sticks up asses.

Nope. You're not alone.

I'll bet neither of you has a co-worker blaring Gene Autry's version of "Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer" right now.

love this one.

i got xmas gifts.

i got the booty

yeah, yeah, yeah. you've got it easy most of the time and you know it.

The Wandering Jew, also known as Ahasverus or Buttadaeus, was given the curse of immortality by Jesus Christ. As Christ was carrying his heavy cross from Pilate's hall and towards his place of crucifixion, Ahasverus, then a porter in Pilate's service, struck Christ, and mocked him for walking so slowly. Christ, in turn, told the insolent porter to wait for his return, that is, until the Second Coming. In some versions of the tale, Ahasverus is an officer of the Sanhedrim (an order of Jewish priests); in others, he is merely a shoemaker with a quick temper.

Whatever his origins, all version of his tale agree that the Wandering Jew soon repented of his sins and was baptized Catholic. He grows old in the normal fashion until reaching one hundred whereupon he sheds his skin and rejuvenates to the age of thirty. The Middle Ages abound with sightings of the Wandering Jew, generally telling his story in turn for meager food and lodging, sometimes even undergoing tests of authenticity by local professors and academic figures. Encounters with the Wandering Jew occurred all throughout Europe - during the Middle Ages, there were sightings in Armenia, Poland, Moscow, and virtually every Western European city including London.

From the This Justin Blog:

"Dick in a Box" Nerdcore answer song, "Boobs in a Box":

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is fernwood tonight on dvd?

Hilariously lo-fi, nice tits... good stuff.

I'm addicted to the 80's trivial pursuit game

Gah! One of my co-workers keeps making this annoying clicking sound with his tongue, its driving me nuts. We've told him before that its annoying and asked him to stop, but he thinks we're joking. I'm going to start throwing buckeyes at his head.

At my last job we had the "whistler." She was CONSTANTLY WHISTLING. All the fucking time. And, while she wasn't a bad whistler, she was still whistling all the time. Man am I glad I left that job....

I think that person left your job and came to work here. There's constant whistling. She was a little surprised when someone asked her if she knew she whistled whenever she was working. "Yes... is it bothering you?"

I don't know why they offer so many protections to whistle-blowers these days...

Because murder is unlegal. Which is what these whistlers'd get if they had no protection.

I once spent 8 hours in a room with a woman who only whistled while inhaling. It was weak, tuneless, and sporadic--the trifecta of bad whistling. I aged three years that day.

Which made you what? 51?

Please don't beat me down, Macktastic K. Valentine! I left my money in my other pants!

My Pimpified name is Reverend F. Rock.

"D. Magical Garret Loco"

Oh, fuck yes.

"White Chocolate L. Dazzle"

Don't tell Jigga.

"Magic Pimp Kate Rockefeller"

I like Velocity's better. Maybe if I just use the short version - "Magic Pimp."

Kate, keep trying until you get one you like.

Fine Ass rudayo Sweetness

I don't know, sounds gay

But then again, can be smoove

Nope, still gay.

I think I like Papa rudayo Large better. Moving on.

I thought that was your name. You need to wear Blue Metallic Hot Pants & White Go-Go Boots when you call yourself White Chocolate L. Dazzle.

Trick Magnet Yancy Slither

How about "Fine Ass K. Silk?"
Or maybe "Tricktickler Kate Dazzle?"

I like those....

Rufus - can I change my name to Fine Ass K Silk?

Ghetto Fabulous Bob Shizzle
or how about
Bishop Bob B. Large?

"Tricktickler"...awesome.

Trick Magnet T. Jazz

"Funk Master Marcia Love"

Pimptastic B. Fresh in da houz, yo!