ryan
Jan 14 2007, 09:50 PM
I smoked a little pot and ate everything in sight...I'm uncomfortably full.
velocity
Jan 15 2007, 06:21 AM
I went to my car tonight after a show and a window had been shattered. The hooligans got into my trunk through the back seat. But it looks like they didn't take anything--not even my iPod or cell phone. If it weren't for the hassle of replacing the window, I'd be I'm actually happy as a clam.
undo
Jan 15 2007, 05:07 PM
Hewletts Daughter
Jan 15 2007, 05:27 PM
i hate being given a task (ie; writing a press release) with no set time on when it is due, only to have my boss come up to me a few short hours later and say "can i have that press release youve been writing, now?"
Alky 2009
Jan 15 2007, 05:56 PM
QUOTE(Hewletts Daughter @ Jan 15 2007, 04:27 PM) [snapback]289171[/snapback]
i hate being given a task (ie; writing a press release) with no set time on when it is due, only to have my boss come up to me a few short hours later and say "can i have that press release youve been writing, now?"
Yeah, my boss does this all the time. Or he'll hand me three things to do at once and won't let me know which is the highest priority. Inevitably, I'll pick the wrong one and he'll be asking for the one thing I didn't yet get to later that day. I try to ask and he just goes, "well, ideally they'll all get done". Of course they will, but what first?!?!?! It's really not a hard question to answer.
Killface
Jan 15 2007, 07:58 PM
Talks resumed, strike avoided
Political mood winding down
Hearts and minefields and three's a charm
Still in the Flow
Still in the Flow
And I'm low to the ground
Still in the Flow
And I'm low to the ground
jasmine
Jan 16 2007, 02:00 AM
1. having an ipod again is already awesome. i'm listening to it now and feel sooooooooooooo happy.
2. the ipod nano truly is for idiots. seriously. if you can't figure this out, there's something wrong with you.
3. my roommate is singing along (at the top of his lungs) to a bob dylan song. well, not really singing along, more like speaking the lines right before bob sings them. yes, it's annoying.
4. i have new shoes, too.
(that's all i've got. not enough for the five things thread.)
TJENZ
Jan 16 2007, 07:42 AM
Alky 2009
Jan 16 2007, 08:51 AM
So I had the weirdest dream ever last night. I was watching some TV quiz show that featured a panel of about twenty actors answeringtrivia questions. The host was Don Rickles and in between his usual "ribbing" he would ask questions of people like Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts and they would answer them to win money for charity. Plus there was this band, led by Doc Severensin, that played different short songs for right answers and that "wah-wah-wahhhhhh" thing for wrong ones. Best part? The correctness of the answers was entirely dependent on the "Celebrity Panel", made up of all those old guys you see on those late-night informercials for the Celebrity Roasts - like Dom Deluise, Charles Nelson Reilly, Red Buttons, and Tim Conway.
Hewletts Daughter
Jan 16 2007, 10:24 AM
QUOTE(AlkalineDrown @ Jan 15 2007, 04:56 PM) [snapback]289189[/snapback]
Yeah, my boss does this all the time. Or he'll hand me three things to do at once and won't let me know which is the highest priority. Inevitably, I'll pick the wrong one and he'll be asking for the one thing I didn't yet get to later that day. I try to ask and he just goes, "well, ideally they'll all get done". Of course they will, but what first?!?!?! It's really not a hard question to answer.
seriously. bosses. can't live with 'em. can't live without 'em.
undo
Jan 17 2007, 01:57 AM
Who used to have this as their avatar?
Undercooked Sausage
Jan 18 2007, 01:16 PM
Just had a couple shots of whiskey to muster up the courage to call some broad. While I'm still feeling the effects, I let my creative juices flow and came up with these porno titles.
Commander cumshot and the temple of Poon.
Colonel Cunt and the bowl of cooked spaghetti.
Admiral Assmunch and the secret of Christina's Cooch
Bobby Boner in: Cunt Wars V: Cunts from Mars
Steven Blow Job and the whores from outer space!
Faggot Fiesta IV: Cum on feel the boys
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
Jan 18 2007, 01:21 PM
All my finals are done. Four day weekend!
I have a fucking terrible cold though.
Andyroo
Jan 18 2007, 04:41 PM

I LOL'd.
Slackmo
Jan 18 2007, 06:47 PM
Golden globes, indeed.
Mantana
Jan 18 2007, 08:20 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Jan 18 2007, 05:47 PM) [snapback]292266[/snapback]
Golden globes, indeed.
http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=156460&highlight
Killface
Jan 18 2007, 09:21 PM
Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Culy concert, 14 years old
And I thought them lasers were a spider chasing me
On the way home got pulled over in Rogersville, Alabama
With a half ounce of weed and a case of Sterling Big Mouth
My buddy Gene was driving, he just barely turned 16.
And I'd like to say I'm sorry, but we lived to tell about it
And we lived to do a whole lot more crazy stupid shit
And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I sure saw Molly Hatchet
With .38 Special and the Johnny Van Zant Band
Hips
Jan 19 2007, 08:19 AM
biggie mcsmalls
Jan 19 2007, 08:19 AM
Captain Valium?
Hips
Jan 19 2007, 08:21 AM
indeed
without_opinion
Jan 19 2007, 09:13 AM
for sausage, from Dan Liebert,
Verbal CartoonistQUOTE
BUT WHO WILL PLAY ME?
If they ever make a musical about my life, there will probably be a lot of songs about jacking off and pizza.
Undercooked Sausage
Jan 19 2007, 09:56 AM
Dude, I am in class right now LOLZ
worrywort
Jan 20 2007, 02:37 AM
undo
Jan 21 2007, 12:48 PM
I think I just gave myself a headache while trying to practice my best
gas face.
Undercooked Sausage
Jan 21 2007, 12:49 PM
QUOTE(undo @ Jan 21 2007, 11:48 AM) [snapback]293987[/snapback]
I think I just gave myself a headache while trying to practice my best
gas face.
is that your FINAL ANSWER?
red
Jan 21 2007, 01:54 PM
I'm far too old stay up until 8am. Can I get an amen?
Bobzilla
Jan 21 2007, 02:17 PM
QUOTE(red @ Jan 21 2007, 12:54 PM) [snapback]294020[/snapback]
I'm far too old stay up until 8am. Can I get an amen?
That would assume that your evening/night/morning ended in church. Somehow I don't think you were praying that way.
I kid. No one knows you better than yourself.
red
Jan 21 2007, 02:25 PM
QUOTE(Bobzilla @ Jan 21 2007, 01:17 PM) [snapback]294038[/snapback]
QUOTE(red @ Jan 21 2007, 12:54 PM) [snapback]294020[/snapback]
I'm far too old stay up until 8am. Can I get an amen?
That would assume that your evening/night/morning ended in church. Somehow I don't think you were praying that way.
there was definitely no religion involved.
TJENZ
Jan 22 2007, 09:51 AM
yancy
Jan 22 2007, 10:16 AM
Three TATTOO threads at top of Et Cetera = end of board.
Slackmo
Jan 22 2007, 10:54 AM
QUOTE(yancy @ Jan 22 2007, 09:16 AM) [snapback]294479[/snapback]
Three TATTOO threads at top of Et Cetera = end of board.
You have 144 posts in those threads.
yancy
Jan 22 2007, 11:14 AM
I never claimed innocence.
feisty
Jan 22 2007, 02:00 PM
Everyone at my work is in a safety meeting,
but I,
the TEMP,
have to guard the phones.
Hopefully there will be no emergencies between today and the end of my tenure here (Friday).
Oh my god right now they're talking about what to do in the event of a racoon, I kid you not.
TJENZ
Jan 22 2007, 02:06 PM
QUOTE(feisty @ Jan 22 2007, 03:00 PM) [snapback]294823[/snapback]
Everyone at my work is in a safety meeting,
but I,
the TEMP,
have to guard the phones.
Hopefully there will be no emergencies between today and the end of my tenure here (Friday).
Oh my god right now they're talking about what to do in the event of a racoon, I kid you not.
do you work in a hen house?
yancy
Jan 22 2007, 02:06 PM
Where do you work, Green Acres?
red
Jan 22 2007, 02:07 PM
QUOTE(feisty @ Jan 22 2007, 01:00 PM) [snapback]294823[/snapback]
Oh my god right now they're talking about what to do in the event of a racoon, I kid you not.
there has to be an explaination. that's too funny.
feisty
Jan 22 2007, 02:27 PM
QUOTE(yancy and red @ Jan 22 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]294836[/snapback]
Where do you work, Green Acres?
One of the largest women's research centers in the country!
It's a converted mansion in the woods outside of Boston.
Oh my god now they're going on a tour of the fire alarms and extinguishers.
There are so many post-docs standing around my desk right now
looking for the Panic Button.
Pavement Ist Rad
Jan 22 2007, 07:23 PM
red
Jan 22 2007, 09:58 PM
This is the signature of someone on another message board I post on. Is it disturbing or is it just me?
QUOTE
Proud Mommy of:
Josiah Michael stillborn 9/12/00
Kimberlee Eliana 9/13/01
Micah Charles 11/7/03
Caleb Joseph 9/4/06
Jeramiah 29:11
dirty hippie
Jan 22 2007, 10:00 PM
QUOTE(red @ Jan 22 2007, 08:58 PM) [snapback]295167[/snapback]
This is the signature of someone on another message board I post on. Is it disturbing or is it just me?
QUOTE
Proud Mommy of:
Josiah Michael stillborn 9/12/00
Kimberlee Eliana 9/13/01
Micah Charles 11/7/03
Caleb Joseph 9/4/06
Jeramiah 29:11
maybe it's just his middle name
feisty
Jan 22 2007, 10:49 PM
Sometimes I tell my parents about childhood memories only to be told, "That never happened you're thinking of a Woody Allen movie."
Directors whose entire collection should not be veiwed all before age 8. Check!
red
Jan 24 2007, 05:19 PM
How many accountants, besides myself, do you think are currently listening to the misfits in the office?
biggie mcsmalls
Jan 24 2007, 05:25 PM
More than you think.
yancy
Jan 24 2007, 05:27 PM
Out on the road today I saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac.
velocity
Jan 24 2007, 05:28 PM
QUOTE(red @ Jan 22 2007, 06:58 PM) [snapback]295167[/snapback]
This is the signature of someone on another message board I post on. Is it disturbing or is it just me?
QUOTE
Proud Mommy of:
Josiah Michael stillborn 9/12/00
Kimberlee Eliana 9/13/01
Micah Charles 11/7/03
Caleb Joseph 9/4/06
Jeramiah 29:11
Creepy. The point would be that she had 4 kids, not that one of them died.
Freddie Freelance
Jan 24 2007, 05:32 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Jan 24 2007, 02:27 PM) [snapback]296994[/snapback]
Out on the road today I saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac.
Out on the road the other day I saw Joe Walsh driving a Red Mercedes CL Convertible.
Don't look back, you can never look back.
red
Jan 24 2007, 05:34 PM
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jan 24 2007, 04:25 PM) [snapback]296991[/snapback]
More than you think.
good.
QUOTE(velocity @ Jan 24 2007, 04:28 PM) [snapback]296996[/snapback]
QUOTE(red @ Jan 22 2007, 06:58 PM) [snapback]295167[/snapback]
This is the signature of someone on another message board I post on. Is it disturbing or is it just me?
QUOTE
Proud Mommy of:
Josiah Michael stillborn 9/12/00
Kimberlee Eliana 9/13/01
Micah Charles 11/7/03
Caleb Joseph 9/4/06
Jeramiah 29:11
Creepy. The point would be that she had 4 kids, not that one of them died.
and how proud can one be of their still born baby? weird. it makes me uncomfortable.
yancy
Jan 24 2007, 05:36 PM
"How many kids you got?"
"Three. But I passed four out of my vagina!"
"Umm... congratulations?"
jasmine
Jan 27 2007, 04:50 PM
A stillborn's still a baby. It's okay to remember the ones that don't make it. In a signature on a message board, though, yeah, that's uncomfortable for those not directly involved (i.e. mom and dad).
Damn, and she also had a kid two days after the 9/11 attacks.
Hips
Jan 28 2007, 09:08 AM
QUOTE(red @ Jan 22 2007, 08:58 PM) [snapback]295167[/snapback]
This is the signature of someone on another message board I post on. Is it disturbing or is it just me?
QUOTE
Proud Mommy of:
Josiah Michael stillborn 9/12/00
Kimberlee Eliana 9/13/01
Micah Charles 11/7/03
Caleb Joseph 9/4/06
Jeramiah 29:11
sounds like a real slut.
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