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Freddie Freelance
QUOTE(girlwithaspirin @ Feb 12 2007, 12:08 PM) [snapback]311116[/snapback]

QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 12 2007, 02:03 PM) [snapback]311108[/snapback]

Give it a shot and let us know.

Hell, at least I'll go out on a good meal.

Edit: You won't die if you eat 8-month-old ground beef, but you'll be choking down some horrendous tacos. Yuck. So okay, tuna tacos it is.

(Cue the snickers.)

Tuna Tacos
Jess
QUOTE(red @ Feb 15 2007, 03:33 PM) [snapback]313604[/snapback]

Jess, can I get the cliff notes? I'm at work right now. No time to read novellas.


laugh.gif furnace broke. now it's fixed
Freddie Freelance
QUOTE(Jess @ Feb 15 2007, 01:32 PM) [snapback]313600[/snapback]

QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Feb 15 2007, 03:27 PM) [snapback]313594[/snapback]

How much did you charge him for feeding your fish?


laugh.gif I'm surprised he didn't charge me for that

You need to install those little quarter-operated fish food distribution machines.

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yancy
QUOTE(red @ Feb 15 2007, 03:33 PM) [snapback]313604[/snapback]
Jess, can I get the cliff notes?
Furnace broke. Jess lives with her mom. Fish. Cadmium. Furnace fixed.
red
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QUOTE(red @ Feb 15 2007, 03:33 PM) [snapback]313604[/snapback]
Jess, can I get the cliff notes?
Furnace broke. Jess lives with her mom. Fish. Cadmium. Furnace fixed.

thanks, yancy.

that sucks jess. 'cause life is precious.. and God... and the Bible
yancy
Hey, et cetera assholes. Go here:
http://www.soundopinions.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=9675
Jess
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QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 15 2007, 03:37 PM) [snapback]313609[/snapback]

QUOTE(red @ Feb 15 2007, 03:33 PM) [snapback]313604[/snapback]
Jess, can I get the cliff notes?
Furnace broke. Jess lives with her mom. Fish. Cadmium. Furnace fixed.

thanks, yancy.

that sucks jess. 'cause life is precious.. and God... and the Bible


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Pavement Ist Rad
Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish.
dirty hippie
up until it ended i saw this as being an erotic novel.
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
How good does it feel to have finished a six-page paper on Crime and Punishment. Probably would have felt better if it weren't two days late.
without_opinion
QUOTE(Jess @ Feb 15 2007, 03:21 PM) [snapback]313582[/snapback]

11:15 am, service guy calls, asks if it's ok to come over...

yees, I am heer to fix yur furnace

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Jess
Furnace is working great. It's a balmy 68 degrees in the house. But now the bathtub is plugged
Undercooked Sausage
I was talking to my brother on gmail and somehow ween came up and he was like "i dunno if you remember but i used to blast ween when you were like 5"

so thats where it all began...
Jess
Is the S.I. swimsuit issue even mildly interesting in today's nudity/porn internet society?
yancy
I didn't even care about the SI swimsuit issue when I was a kid and the only porn I had easy access to was the Sears catalog underwear section. Snooze.
HewlettsDaughter
I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth
HewlettsDaughter
this is both the 2,900th post in this thread and also my 100th post in this thread


outstanding
Slackmo
QUOTE(Hewletts Daughter @ Feb 16 2007, 04:37 PM) [snapback]314645[/snapback]

this is both the 2,900th post in this thread and also my 100th post in this thread


outstanding

Obsessive Compulsive Posting Topic
Jess
So let's say you're making a pizza from scratch. Do you have to let the dough rise?
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
you know how old women put 'the' in front of store names, even when it's not necessary? Like, "I'm going to the Jewel," or "I'm going to the White Hen"? What's up with that.
yancy
Even worse, "the Jewel's."
Undercooked Sausage
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 16 2007, 05:59 PM) [snapback]314681[/snapback]

Even worse, "the Jewel's."

ugh, dad says this.

he also calls comcast, comquasts.

wtf
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
speaking of old people, this might be the funniest comic ever

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red
"Many famous people have had imminent death syndrome...well, Juliette Lewis, the actress has it. The artist Leroy Neiman, and uh Christo. Jerry Lewis struggles with it everyday. These people are all very good at what they do...the best ever. Novelist Anne Rice, Clarence Thomas, uh...Stephen Hawking - "brilliant man." Quentin Tarantino (the actor, not the director), Hootie and two of the blowfish, the man who draws Ziggy, the man who draws the Family Circus, many famous cartoonists."
Pavement Ist Rad
What about Jeff Foxworthy?

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I was talking to my brother on gmail and somehow ween came up and he was like "i dunno if you remember but i used to blast ween when you were like 5"

so thats where it all began...

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

When I was brought into the living room of my family's home after my mother had just given birth to me and shat all over the fucking place, my brother was watching Stop Making Sense.
red
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dirty hippie
now you're a man, a man man man man
tjenz
QUOTE(Jess @ Feb 16 2007, 06:52 PM) [snapback]314650[/snapback]

So let's say you're making a pizza from scratch. Do you have to let the dough rise?

hell yes

I make a mean pie
worrywort
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Pavement Ist Rad
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red
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QUOTE(captnblackjack @ Feb 18 2007, 02:40 AM) [snapback]315507[/snapback]


interesting, very interesting. you've all tried to do that, right? i know you have.
biggie mcsmalls
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biggie mcsmalls
Wife Swap:

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Monday, February 19, 8/7c
"Haigwood/Hess-Webb"
A scrappy farm wife who eats a raw meat diet swaps lives with a polished city wife who spends her days at museums and her nights at fine restaurants.



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Two southwest Iowa natives will make their television debut on "Wife Swap," Monday, Feb. 19, at 7 p.m. on the ABC television network.

Michael Haigwood, 39, a Shenandoah High School graduate, and his wife, Barbara (Davis) Haigwood, 37, a Clarinda High School graduate, along with their two children, Lee, 15, and Allesha, 13, believe the best life is a simple life.

The press release describes Haigwood as, "a woman who feels most comfortable in a stained pair of overalls and whose family barely interacts with mainstream society."

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In the episode, Haigwood swaps lives with the Hess-Webb family, who value culture and style.

The premise of "Wife Swap," is to take two different families, from two entirely different backgrounds, and challenge them to swap lives for two weeks.

The wives in each family exchange children, husband, homes, chores, hobbies and careers, to experience life in someone else's shoes.

The Haigwoods live outside Massena, Iowa on a farm. The press release said the nearest town is 45 minutes away.

The release also said the Haigwoods pride themselves, "on a self-sustained existence where food is grown, harvested and killed on their property with minimal help from the outside world."

"The family lives by a raw food philosophy that includes raw beef and chicken, spoiled cheese and un-pasteurized milk. They brush their teeth with a mixture of homemade honey-butter and clay and only shower on occasion, as 'bacteria is their friend'."

During the popular reality show, "Barbara bucks at the pressure she feels society puts on people to become prepackaged clones and tries to keep most forms of 'mainstream' culture out of her household."

While Barbara heads to California to live with the Hess-Webb family, Kim Hess-Webb, a 32-year-old professional, her husband Robert, 31, a male nurse, and their two children, Ivy, 6, and 4-year-old Breslin, believe in culture, education and appearances.

The press release said in the first week of the swap, Barbara is made over by Robert. This includes something she hasn't done in seven years, shaving her legs.

Taking on the rules of the Hess-Webb home, Barbara is then expected to clean the apartment using chemical products, which she feels is dangerous to her and the family.

Meanwhile back on the farm, Kim is in for a real eye-opener when she meets the Haigwoods.

The family who eats raw eggs as snack is not what the Californian expects.

"By the second day, Kim breaks down, sleeping in a trailer on the farm and only coming outside to milk the cows and perform her other farm chores - which she barely gets through," said the release.

The show can be seen Monday at 7 p.m. on ABC's Channel 7.

- Valley News Today Staff Writer Tess Gruber contributed to this story.

Alky 2009
A pictoral representation of how I feel 98% of the time at my job:

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Would it kill them to at least hire an admin assistant to take some of our load off?
Killface

Well I went down to Houston and I stopped in San Antone
I passed up the station for the bus
Was trying to find me something but I wasn't sure just what
I ended up with pockets full of dust.

So I went on to Cleveland and ended up insane
Bought a borrowed suit and learned to dance
I was spending money like the way it likes to rain
And I ended up with pockets full of 'caine.

Oh my sweet Carolina
What compels me to go?
Oh my sweet disposition
May you one day carry me home.

I ain't never been to Vegas but I gambled up my life
Building news print boats I raced in sewer mains
I was trying to find me something but I wasn't sure just what
Funny how they say that some things never change.

Oh my sweet Carolina
What compels me to go?
Oh my sweet disposition
May you one day carry me home.

Up here in the city it feels like things are closing in
The sunset's just my light bulb burning out
I miss Kentucky and I miss my family
All the sweetest winds they blow across the south.

Oh my sweet Carolina
What compels me to go?
Oh my sweet disposition
May you one day carry me home
May you one day carry me home.
without_opinion
i had forgotten how good strawberry kiwi snapple was.
Freddie Freelance
We dont have no lovins in el paso
We dont go to porno picture shows
We dont swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from mexico.

And Im proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We dont wipe our asses on old glory,
God and lone star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till theyre married
So hosin sheep is good enough for us.

And Im proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

Im proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour
yancy
I kinda miss the secret forum. Not sure why. It wasn't very secret.
HewlettsDaughter
it took me a coon's age to find it
biggie mcsmalls
QUOTE(Hewletts Daughter @ Feb 19 2007, 03:11 PM) [snapback]316708[/snapback]

it took me a coon's age to find it


racist.
HewlettsDaughter
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ladytron: the tv series
wtf at duke being ranked again. FUCK!!! it didnt register that that may happen after they beat BC.

COME ON CLEMSON....I DONT LIKE YOU BUT BEAT DUKE!!!!
Jess
Everyone must try this.

Pomegranate green tea
dirty hippie
QUOTE(Jess @ Feb 19 2007, 05:12 PM) [snapback]316918[/snapback]

Everyone must try this.

Pomegranate green tea

ooh.
castaņa
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When did Avril Lavigne go fetish?
Is that a Fred Durst arm?
Are they joining forces for a new celebrity porno?
Why do they have to go and make things so complicated?
Do they did it all for the nookie COME ON! the nookie COME ON! so you can take that cookie and stick it up your YEAH? or what?




Jess
QUOTE(castaņa @ Feb 19 2007, 05:47 PM) [snapback]316938[/snapback]

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When did Avril Lavigne go fetish?
Is that a Fred Durst arm?
Are they joining forces for a new celebrity porno?
Why do they have to go and make things so complicated?
Do they did it all for the nookie COME ON! the nookie COME ON! so you can take that cookie and stick it up your YEAH? or what?


Uh, that's my avatar. why is it here. liz viscious is my latest crush
dirty hippie
nevermind
Undercooked Sausage
Jess, if you need like, forty galleries of Liz Vicious stuff, let me know.
Jess
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Jess, if you need like, forty galleries of Liz Vicious stuff, let me know.

Where you been hiding this porn from me?
Undercooked Sausage
I told you awhile ago, TOTALLY that I had tons of her shit sitting on my hard drive.
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