Things That Are Awesome:

Method Almond Wood Floor Cleaner. I don't want to eat off the floors. I want to eat the damn floors. Intoxicating. And their Omop is awesome if you've got a dog.

Diet Rite Black Cherry. Yuu-uuuum.



Katamari. Maybe this is old news to everyone else, but I wanna roll that ball across the world.



Target. For clothes. I just bought my third coat for $14.99. I am not ashamed.



These glasses. I want 'em. I want 'em. I want 'em.

Please list your current obsessions in any denomination other than the one you chose.

Better?

I can't decide if it is totally annoying or totally brilliant that Oprah Winfrey has an Oscars special on and isn't doing any of the interviewing.

I'm fascinated by this Russell Crowe and Tom Cruise's ex-wife interview.

Yes. This portion (Nicole and Russell's interview) was sweet and sincere. We haven't seen class in Hollywood interviews with all the tabloid garbage. I like that Nicole lives in Nashville.

Oprah loves saying "Sidney Poitier."

Nick, it's possible we enjoy all the same TV. Wait, you weren't into Six Feet Under were you?

I've never watched an episode of Six Feet Under. I don't know why I haven't. I'll probably just buy the DVDs one of these days.

guys what uP

wow, thats a really cute cat.

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I HATE BIOLOGY 111
BECAUSE I HATE SHUTTLING FROM HEART-SLOWING BOREDOM TO THE BRINK OF EXISTENTIAL PANIC.

ok, so I realized something. If I worked for Coca Cola or Budweiser or some company that everyone is already completely familiar with, I would cut all advertising funds, because it's not like anyone needs to be informed about these products anymore. Why do they still have ads? They could save millions and become even more rich.

Tony...

If I open up MySpace right now, will you have posted the above post as a bulletin?

If not, then I am greatly disappointed in you.

you know me too well.

however not well enough to know that any bulletins I post are now just 'come see my band you assholes'.

i have honestly thought this, too. especialy during the super bowl. why waste money, doritos? everyone knows what you are. save a few mil and put it in to your kids trust funds.

LIES!!!!

ok that was 15% true.

Sherry had a pawn shop band of gold
A sink fill of dishes and a love grown cold
Along came a boy, pretty as the devil
She took his hand, the whole thing unravelled

There's no turning round
It's broke down

Billy took the ring, jammed it in his pocket
Drove downtown and tried to hock it
Down at the bottom of Lake Ponchartrain
There's a love note carved inside a wedding ring

There's no turning round
It's broke down

Broke down, cracked and shattered
Left in pieces like it never even mattered
Broke down, torn and frayed
Ain't nothin' left that you can give away

There's no turning round
It's broke down

Ain't no telling where love goes
Maybe down where the black river flows
Won't be comin' back round
It's broke down

Baby in the back seat, and another on the way,
Sherry thinks of Billy at the end of every day,
Spends her nights waiting for real life to start,
Listening to the sound of her double crossed heart.

Broke down, cracked and shattered,
Left in pieces like it never even mattered,
There's no turnin' round,
It's broke down.

On the other side of town, two lovers lie still,
Cigarette smokin' on a window sill,
There's a picture locked up in an old suitcase,
Billy closes his eyes but he still sees her face.

Broke down, cracked and shattered,
Left in pieces like it never even mattered,
Broke down, torn and frayed,
Ain't nothin' left you could give away,
There's no turnin' round,
It's broke down.

Broke down.

effin christ. i get to work and the ceiling had collapsed over all my shit. the damn roof has been leaking for a awhile now and they had stuck some totes up there to catch the water but apparently it got full over the weekend and 3 ceiling tiles got soaked and gave way and fell down and flooded my shit. now all my books and papers and files are gonna be all crinkly. luckily the computer is ok. the phone i'm not so sure about.

my pork lo mein has stunk up our entire office and i don't give a fuck

Bat Boy, the Musical!

^^^^^^^

oh my god, awesome!

I was there. Good times = had.

awesome.

"I thought of Cambridge:

the lovely congruent elegance
of Revolutionary architecture, even of

ersatz thirties Georgian

seemed alien, a threat, a sign
of all I was not--

to bode order and lucidity
as an ideal, if not reality--
not this California plush, which

also

I was not.

And so I made myself an Easterner,
finding it, after all, more like me
than I had let myself hope."

dude where the fuck did you find that?

It was on the page that automatically comes up whenever I start AIM. I think you had to click on the story to get a bigger pic of it.

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Everyday I'm hustlin'
Ev-everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Ev-everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm

[Verse 2]
We never steal cars, but we deal hard
Whip it real hard whip it whip it real hard
I caught a charge, I caught a charge
Whip it real hard, whip it whip it real hard
Ain't bout no funny shit still bitches and business
I'm on my money shit still whippin' them Benz
Major league who catchin' because I'm pitchin'
Jose Canseco just snitchin' because he's finish
I feed 'em steroids to strengthen up all my chickens
They flyin' over Pacific to be specific
Triple C's you know it's back we holdin' sacks
So nigga go on rat, run and tell 'em that
Mo' cars, mo' hoes, mo' clothes, mo blows








http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chicken

2. chicken
A kilogram of cocaine. Dealers started calling kilos "birds" which then evolved into "chicken."

Person 1) How much you got left?

Person 2) A quarter chicken.

Never anything to do in this town
Never anything but jump Kerosene
Never anything to do in this town
Never anything
Jump Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene...

think Beck

oh man, salvia is wayyyy different when you're not on shrooms.

nobody tells a navy man when he's had too much to drink.

only a navy man knows when he's had too much to drink.

I really want to turn off this Animals album. I keep thinking, "Next song. I'll turn it off after the next song." And then that next song comes and it's f'ing gold. Is it okay to like the Animals? I hope I'm not breaking some indie rawk girl rules. Now Eric Burdon's covering Johnny Cash. I'm pretty sure this isn't right. I'll turn it off................ now.

alright. I was at work and the manager went in the back to get something. Then she came back and was all "ohshi I left the key in the back, it's locked in there, I am the stupidest person ever." So obviously I was lol'ing at her. Then she called somebody to come in early or something tomorrow and get the key out, and I was like "oh man sucks to be that person." Then I got home and found the key in my pocket. I'm guessing I brought it back to take the trash out and never returned it. How do I give it back on Monday without looking like the biggest asshole ever?

just watched UFC 68.... it was great. I enjoy seeing a beatdown now and then. I fantasize it's me against people i work with

go Randy Couture

PASSIONATE FUCKING

coverage of the LA Marathon using the online tracker & via the webcast sucks ass.

BIG BOOBIES!

Strategically place it in the back room in a non-obvious place where it will be found later in the day.

get out of the house. go. your bag is packed. GET OUT. now. move it.

went to dinner at Julianna's, last night

can't beat mideastern food and belly dancing

i don't want to eat at any establishment that would let you belly dance.