I came up with this joke on my own about a month ago. Now I find out that once again, someone else has beaten me to it.
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I'm waiting for undo to post a screenshot of the main board page with "Five Things I Think" as the most recent thread in both Music Discussion and Et Cetera.
my new boss looks like Ronald Reagan, other than that he seems like a good guy
WHY IS IT THAT I ALWAYS GET INTO A BAND RIGHT AFTER THEY CAME TO CHICAGO.
its happened like 4 times this year already. latest culprit: the one am radio. AAAAAH FUCKBOO.
its happened like 4 times this year already. latest culprit: the one am radio. AAAAAH FUCKBOO.
QUOTE(Firefly @ Mar 29 2007, 05:55 PM) [snapback]347221[/snapback]
my new boss looks like Ronald Reagan, other than that he seems like a good guy
So? Ronald Reagan looked like a nice guy.
I want popcorn but I can only find kettle corn. Sucks. I used to love kettle corn, it was the best invention ever. Then one day I woke up, had some kettle corn, and I hated it. It was disgusting. It wasn't any different from the kind I liked, I just inexplicably didn't like it anymore. I wonder why that is.
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Mar 30 2007, 03:58 PM) [snapback]347751[/snapback]
how are you making these?
Buy a T-Shirt, save a Family.
I know there's a few members of the Church of the SubGenius here, but most of the rest of you won't know about Rev. Magdalen's custody battle. Read the story at the link above, or Here, or Here.
"Why a Goat?"
Con'l Greene's Lizard Gizzards
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I know there's a few members of the Church of the SubGenius here, but most of the rest of you won't know about Rev. Magdalen's custody battle. Read the story at the link above, or Here, or Here.
"Why a Goat?"
Con'l Greene's Lizard Gizzards
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QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Mar 30 2007, 03:58 PM) [snapback]347751[/snapback]
how are you making these?
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/buildmeat.html
is the board fucked up or something? something is looking quite different to me and I DON"T LIKE IT!
Pirate Bay server announcement
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Finally a permanent solution for the hosting.
Today we announce that we're moving some of our servers to the North-Korean Embassy in Stockholm, Sweden.
After lenghty discussions with the leader of North Korea Kim Jong-Il we have decided to start a cooperation.
Some of the reasons are the extremely good bandwidth agreement we get - redundant fibre links, redundant power with diesel to last for four years makes the colocation a very good deal for us.
We are also promised immunity against foreign copyright holders and all of the crew will get North Korean citizenships.
"One of the reasons that we're doing the move is also that the Swedish King still haven't granted us a visit with his daughter. This ignorance towards the cultural benefits of having a site like The Pirate Bay can not be ignored." says Tiamo, one of the founders of The Pirate Bay.
We would like to thank Kim Jong-Il for the opportunity and we would like all of our users to review their current feelings towards this great nation!
Posted 1 Apr 2007 02:33 by bpk
Today we announce that we're moving some of our servers to the North-Korean Embassy in Stockholm, Sweden.
After lenghty discussions with the leader of North Korea Kim Jong-Il we have decided to start a cooperation.
Some of the reasons are the extremely good bandwidth agreement we get - redundant fibre links, redundant power with diesel to last for four years makes the colocation a very good deal for us.
We are also promised immunity against foreign copyright holders and all of the crew will get North Korean citizenships.
"One of the reasons that we're doing the move is also that the Swedish King still haven't granted us a visit with his daughter. This ignorance towards the cultural benefits of having a site like The Pirate Bay can not be ignored." says Tiamo, one of the founders of The Pirate Bay.
We would like to thank Kim Jong-Il for the opportunity and we would like all of our users to review their current feelings towards this great nation!
Posted 1 Apr 2007 02:33 by bpk
umm, hey. read my new sig.
QUOTE(kmac @ Apr 1 2007, 03:28 PM) [snapback]348556[/snapback]
umm, hey. read my new sig.
Cool!
It says "weekly," so what day of the week would that be?
QUOTE(ryan @ Apr 1 2007, 04:36 PM) [snapback]348559[/snapback]
QUOTE(kmac @ Apr 1 2007, 03:28 PM) [snapback]348556[/snapback]
umm, hey. read my new sig.
Cool!
It says "weekly," so what day of the week would that be?
whoops, thanks for proofreading. mondays, i'll fix it.
Coo.
kmac, go run 4 miles for me, k? Thx.
I anxiously await DrJimmy's awkward attempt to recast his "just enough" Arcade Fire comment in a more positive light.
You guys remember the Irish Spring soap commercials where some manly man on a mountain pulled out a pocket knife and cut into a bar of soap? What was the point of that anyway? The inside looked just like the outside. It wasn't as if there was a surprise juicy center or anything.
i think it was to accentuate the smell. like, if you cut it open, it releases smell particles. or magic elves. something. the irish are weird.
QUOTE(Jess @ Apr 2 2007, 12:50 PM) [snapback]348914[/snapback]
You guys remember the Irish Spring soap commercials where some manly man on a mountain pulled out a pocket knife and cut into a bar of soap? What was the point of that anyway? The inside looked just like the outside. It wasn't as if there was a surprise juicy center or anything.
Jess, let's be honest. If you could cut into a bar of soap that has a surprise juicy center, most guys would never leave the shower.
QUOTE(Jess @ Apr 2 2007, 09:50 AM) [snapback]348914[/snapback]
You guys remember the Irish Spring soap commercials where some manly man on a mountain pulled out a pocket knife and cut into a bar of soap? What was the point of that anyway? The inside looked just like the outside. It wasn't as if there was a surprise juicy center or anything.
It was supposed to prove that they didn't just paint swirly green stripes on the outside of the bar.
He thought it was a magic potato.
Nice zipper.
whoops. double post.
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Apr 1 2007, 04:00 PM) [snapback]348552[/snapback]
is the board fucked up or something? something is looking quite different to me and I DON"T LIKE IT!
ummm..yeah. don't mind me..i fixed it myself.
lazy asses
lol, i'm talking smack to a bunch of kids on myspace book review.
lol @ angry 15 year olds
lol @ angry 15 year olds
they love to show us pictures of living people who have decayed body parts in my classes.
Perhaps if I think of procrastinating on this board rather than doing my Calculus homework as a deliberate choice I won't feel quite as stupid when I bomb the quiz tonight.
I met a published author the other day during a student film shoot. He's 21, wrote a fantasy novel.
He proceeded to get exceedingly drunk.
He proceeded to get exceedingly drunk.
QUOTE(killerparties @ Apr 3 2007, 03:40 PM) [snapback]350305[/snapback]
I met a published author the other day during a student film shoot. He's 21, wrote a fantasy novel.
He proceeded to get exceedingly drunk.
This perhaps helps to explain the dismal lack of literary quality of most fantasy novels.
LYING CHEATING ASSHOLE
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they love to show us pictures of living people who have decayed body parts in my classes.
Yuck. I could never study that stuff. I have a weak stomach. Just the other day I looked at some pics of that Body World exhibit at Science & Industry after Beansimpson told me to go and I got a bit queasy. I can't watch surgery on TV either. Real or fake. yeah…weak stomach for sure.
yeah, watching surgery sucks. i can't stomach it. i can't stomach watching people get needles put in them, either.
bleleehhhahg
bleleehhhahg
QUOTE(Hewletts Daughter @ Apr 3 2007, 04:32 PM) [snapback]350496[/snapback]
i can't stomach watching people get needles put in them, either.
bleleehhhahg
Oh, then you should have come with me to the hospital Saturday morning. I got stuck with needles. My arm is all bruised and I have nasty track marks. I look like a junkie. Wolfgang saw it on Sunday afternoon and I had to promise him I'd get help for my 'problem.' heh heh.
Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father":
There's very little in the physical world that Keith Richards hasn't, by his own admission, ingested either by mouth or by nose -- including, it seems, his father's ashes.
The Rolling Stones axeman revealed to NME, the British music magazine, that he once snorted the remains of his own dad, Bert, leavened with a bit of cocaine to make it go down easier. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive," says Keith.
Bert died in 2002 at the age of 84. Richards has four children of his own, and will play Johnny Depp's dad in the forthcoming third installment of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series.
This just proves that for sons and daughters, knowledge really is powder.
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There's very little in the physical world that Keith Richards hasn't, by his own admission, ingested either by mouth or by nose -- including, it seems, his father's ashes.
The Rolling Stones axeman revealed to NME, the British music magazine, that he once snorted the remains of his own dad, Bert, leavened with a bit of cocaine to make it go down easier. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive," says Keith.
Bert died in 2002 at the age of 84. Richards has four children of his own, and will play Johnny Depp's dad in the forthcoming third installment of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series.
This just proves that for sons and daughters, knowledge really is powder.
I just got back from CVS where this man who speaks broken English was trying to return K-Y Jelly because it was expired. The girl who was helping him had to get the help of the Spanish speaking employees, so it became a big to-do and everyone near the check-out knew what was going on. That was entertaining.
How can anyone be against having kids? Just look at the potential entertainment.
DVD:
DVD:
QUOTE(killerparties @ Apr 3 2007, 03:40 PM) [snapback]350305[/snapback]
I met a published author the other day during a student film shoot. He's 21, wrote a fantasy novel.
He proceeded to get exceedingly drunk.
Who and where?
PM me.
It's nesting season for mallards. I thought one of them had been ambushed by a cat just now, but it turns out there was a duck threesome going on in the swimming pool.
Edit: just had an earthquake ( @12:58 a.m.) but it's not listed on abag yet.
Edit: just had an earthquake ( @12:58 a.m.) but it's not listed on abag yet.
QUOTE(velocity @ Apr 4 2007, 12:34 AM) [snapback]350754[/snapback]
It's nesting season for mallards. I thought one of them had been ambushed by a cat just now, but it turns out there was a duck threesome going on in the swimming pool.
Edit: just had an earthquake ( @12:58 a.m.) but it's not listed on abag yet.
This quake? Or This one? Both are pretty puny.
Pasadena had a cluster of Quakes, all still relatively small. The main quake was only 3.4, and you probably couldn't even feel the two 1.4s. My Mom'll probably call me later to tell me about'em.
I feel like I'm doomed to live a life full of punishments for well-intended decisions I made when I was 20. Is this what being an adult is?
QUOTE(undo @ Apr 4 2007, 10:35 AM) [snapback]350924[/snapback]
I feel like I'm doomed to live a life full of punishments for well-intended decisions I made when I was 20. Is this what being an adult is?
Yes. That, plus cleaning up the shit and vomit of your offspring, only to watch them take a wrong turn at age 20.
i broke off a date last night a few hours early BECAUSE MY PILLOW WAS PEAKING.
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