the one with the Yaz cover?

yeah.

truly, advertising at it's greatest...

police are catching terrorists at my university, aparently. one of the dorms got raided yesterday and some dude was taken away in connection with london bombings, i think.

how long until they pick you up?

i'm clean

but now i should probably start spying on my flatmates. maybe i could tell on someone to police and get a medal from prince charles for fighting terrorism. i'd like a medal.

Now that it's warm outside the girls in my office are dressing more slutty. Looks like I need a new wardrobe if I want to get ahead.

cameraphone k plz thx

skank.

I should have clarified. The ugly girls are dressing more slutty. And it's not slutty hot. It's slutty trashy.

Sorry Red,
Slutty Trashy = still kinda hot

Were pigs

I forget sometimes.

I also forget it's not their faces you are looking at, so ugly doesn't matter either.

You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

(I'll never get tired of that one)

Yow! that's great

I'm so glad I started this topic.

You stay classy, San Diego.

[spoiler]Yes, I know it's a quote from Will Ferrell's last funny movie.[/spoiler]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER MEET THE ADVERTISING TEAM THAT CAME UP WITH THE OLD STYLE/JAKE, THE LOCAL GUY RADIO ADS, I WILL KICK EACH AND EVERYONE IN THEIR RIGHT TESTICLES. LISTENING TO THOSE CAUSE ME SO MUCH PAIN!

Yeah, that wasn't remotely about whatever Ferrell discussion you were having. Still, that's an accurate statement.

I will then kick them in their left testicles. Those ads.... Jesus Christ..... Those fucking ads.

Hey! I'm a local guy! I know all about incredibly known things on the southside, the northside and the loop! And that's because I drinka local beer. Wait, no it's from Milwaukee.

that's some accurate kicking ability.

In other news, I think i just became a Trebuchet MS afficionado.

weird
i got a dvd from amazon.co.uk marketplace. but instead of it being a criterion dvd, it turned out to be some dodgy korean copy. i asked the seller for a refund. he did refund my purchase but told me to keep the dvd. what the hell?! is someone setting me up to something?

He's cranking out bootleg DVDs so quick & cheap that he can't be bothered to process returns. "Throw a bunch of shit at the wall and see what sticks" method.

Nah, It's just that I live in San Diego, and your pseudorandom outburst came after a series of decidedly non-classy posts.

it seems so
oh well, a free bootleg dvd for me

The Sex Pistols version of "My Way" sucks ass.

hey world,

this:
Wishin' and Hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'
Plannin' and dreamin' each night of his charms
That won't get you into his arms
So if you're looking to find love you can share
All you gotta do is hold him
And kiss him and love him
And show him that you care

Show him that you care just for him
Do the things he likes to do
Wear your hair just for him
Girl, you won't get him wishin' and a-hopin'
Thinkin' and a-prayin'
Just wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'
Plannin' and dreamin' his kisses will start
That won't get you into his heart
So if you're thinkin' of havin' true lovin'
All you've gotta do is hold him and kiss him
And squeeze him and love him
Do it, and after you do you will be his

was not written by dionne warwick, dusty springfield, ani difrano, or nancy sinatra.
props to bacharach/david

fuck, that song sucks. Thanks, Walgreens soundtrack. On really good days it would be a brief respite of the Four Tops and Heart, followed by some shitty early Bee Gees song.

browsing books on philosophy on amazon i found this

If the saying "you get what you pay for" is true why does this gluten free bread cost $6 a loaf and taste like crap? This is the worst peanut butter and jelly sammich I've ever had. I want my money back!

You thought gluten-free bread would be like, enjoyable? Try the fruit-free jelly next time, it's a nice complement.

i feel terrible

same, i should not have ate that entire pizza.

"I can't believe I ate the whoooole thing!"

That's cause it's Sid solo after everyone else had quit. I believe Richard Hell played Bass for that.

You look terrible.

How about that sprout bread? Shit is nasty.

Awesome.

an essay by Princeton University professor emeritus Harry Frankfurt. The essay, originally published in the journal Raritan in 1986, was republished as a separate volume in 2005 and became a nonfiction bestseller.

In the essay, Frankfurt sketches a theory of bullshit, defining the concept and analyzing its applications. In particular, Frankfurt contrasts bullshitting and lying. Where the liar makes deliberately false claims, the bullshitter is simply uninterested in the truth. Rather, bullshitters aim primarily to impress their audiences. Whereas the liar needs to know the truth the better to conceal it, the bullshitter, interested solely in pretense, has no use for the truth. By virtue of this, Frankfurt claims, "bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are."

This work laid the foundation for his 2006 follow-up book, On Truth

I gave the pair of books to my brother for his birthday.

Sleep, dood.

You don't mean sprouted whole wheat sourdough, do you? Because that bread is perfect.

You felt fine to me on Sunday.




how are you now?

Not if he's talking about gluten-free. I've had good gluten-free bread before, but it was homemade at a bed and breakfast in Seattle. I've yet to find anything comparable. Whole Foods brand looks like it might be tasty, but it's almost $9 a loaf. Not worth the gamble. I don't like the odds. boo to wheat intolerances.

I just sat in a weird way and hurt my balls.

Post of the day.

i don't know what the world would be today without such a profound philosophical observation

i need to write a book on bullcrap and claim and it's worse than bullshit, which is worse than lies, what just makes bullcrap plain horrible