how many hours before you get bored of just sitting around and playing with a tennis ball? Probably a lot.
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how many hours before you get bored of just sitting around and playing with a tennis ball? Probably a lot.
QUOTE(elastico @ May 16 2007, 04:42 PM) [snapback]374698[/snapback]
how many hours before you get bored of just sitting around and playing with a tennis ball? Probably a lot.
get two more and learn how to juggle
spam of the day
sender: SquirtMan
subject: Increase your come by 500 times.
500x, really? I'm trying to figure out if that's awesome or potentially lethal. Probably both.
sender: SquirtMan
subject: Increase your come by 500 times.
500x, really? I'm trying to figure out if that's awesome or potentially lethal. Probably both.
weird.
QUOTE(yancy @ May 17 2007, 09:59 AM) [snapback]375076[/snapback]
spam of the day
sender: SquirtMan
subject: Increase your come by 500 times.
500x, really? I'm trying to figure out if that's awesome or potentially lethal. Probably both.
sender: SquirtMan
subject: Increase your come by 500 times.
500x, really? I'm trying to figure out if that's awesome or potentially lethal. Probably both.
is SquirtMan related to Squirt Boy?
I just dropped a glob of oatmeal on myself. Now everyone is going to be looking at my right breast all day. Great. It's gonna be one of those days. ugh.
QUOTE(red @ May 17 2007, 10:10 AM) [snapback]375081[/snapback]
I just dropped a glob of oatmeal on myself. Now everyone is going to be looking at my right breast all day.
500 times the normal amount?
Usually the left one gets all the attention?
The left one gets jealous.
Either change your shirt or get a second glob. Symmetry is all.
Or stop wearing black so the oatmeal won't be so obvious.
There are worst chest-stains to have than oatmeal.
QUOTE(yancy @ May 17 2007, 11:08 AM) [snapback]375138[/snapback]
Or stop wearing black so the oatmeal won't be so obvious.
I'm wearing red today.
QUOTE(red @ May 17 2007, 10:14 AM) [snapback]375147[/snapback]
QUOTE(yancy @ May 17 2007, 11:08 AM) [snapback]375138[/snapback]
Or stop wearing black so the oatmeal won't be so obvious.
I'm wearing red today.
Is inside-out an option? Also, thread is useless w/o pics
anyone remember the name of that remote control car from the 90's that you could drive around and then have a fucking cobra pop up and shoot water at people?
QUOTE(yancy @ May 17 2007, 11:08 AM) [snapback]375138[/snapback]
Or stop wearing black so the oatmeal won't be so obvious.
"I was at a club and they had blacklights everywhere. A blacklight is a light that makes everyone look cool... except me, 'cause I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out."
My opinion is that My Morning Jacket sucks.
A couple years ago I was at Toons on southport for some reason and I was wearing a tan Corduroy sport coat I had just bought at ragstock. The bathroom hallway was lit by a black light. I looked down to notice a large suspicious stain on the left sleeve at wrist level. I took the jacket to the cleaners immediately the next day.
QUOTE(red @ May 17 2007, 02:20 PM) [snapback]375392[/snapback]
My opinion is that My Morning Jacket sucks.
you suck
QUOTE(red @ May 17 2007, 02:20 PM) [snapback]375392[/snapback]
My opinion is that My Morning Jacket sucks.
Your opinion is, in fact, a fact.
QUOTE(TKB IV- Terry Kath @ May 17 2007, 09:09 AM) [snapback]375140[/snapback]
There are worst chest-stains to have than oatmeal.
QUOTE(Firefly @ May 17 2007, 02:38 PM) [snapback]375428[/snapback]
you suck
I'm trying to keep that on the down low, if you don't mind.
An unusual set of awe-inspiring and sparkling stalactites and stalagmites. Using your imagination, the formations begin to take on familiar shapes.
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I've watched enough CSI to know it'd be a bad idea to take a black light along when staying at a hotel. Any hotel.
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I've watched enough CSI to know it'd be a bad idea to take a black light along when staying at a hotel. Any hotel.
QUOTE(velocity @ May 17 2007, 02:59 PM) [snapback]375479[/snapback]
An unusual set of awe-inspiring and sparkling stalactites and stalagmites. Using your imagination, the formations begin to take on familiar shapes.
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I've watched enough CSI to know it'd be a bad idea to take a black light along when staying at a hotel. Any hotel.
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I've watched enough CSI to know it'd be a bad idea to take a black light along when staying at a hotel. Any hotel.
Ok, let's not talk about this either or I'll have to bring my own sheets with me this weekend.
Oh, don't worry about it. Nothing at all filthy happens in Vegas hotel rooms. But just to be safe, don't sit on the comforter without a diaphragm.
Do people still use diaphragms? Those are so 1980s. Yancy, you're old.
Last time he got some, diaphragms were all the rage
see also: legwarmers
see also: legwarmers
QUOTE(red @ May 17 2007, 04:06 PM) [snapback]375586[/snapback]
Do people still use diaphragms? Those are so 1980s. Yancy, you're old.
Just considering my audience.
QUOTE(red @ May 17 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]375586[/snapback]
Do people still use diaphragms? Those are so 1980s. Yancy, you're old.
I remember Diaphragms. I'm old. 
They make really cool baby clothes now-a-days.
haha. I totally have to buy some of those for my nephew. He's already one bad ass baby at 5 months.
I'm off to Vegas this afternoon. See you kids on Monday!
xoxox
xoxox
Introspection and finals don't mix:
1. I think I'm becoming, or am vulnerable to becoming, a "pashmina person" and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
2. I have been told, and am inclined to agree, that I look like Tim Roth, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
1. I think I'm becoming, or am vulnerable to becoming, a "pashmina person" and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
2. I have been told, and am inclined to agree, that I look like Tim Roth, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
feisty, see if it'll get you a table at a swank bistro without a reservation?
Meanwhile, whatever happened to Bob Loblaw?
Meanwhile, whatever happened to Bob Loblaw?
QUOTE(velocity @ May 18 2007, 11:14 AM) [snapback]376002[/snapback]
Meanwhile, whatever happened to Bob Loblaw?
Work-slammed, house-hunting, and raising twins.
A shame, we need more threads about 80's TV
So wait, he was a semi-real person? I never ascribed any personality to him whatsoever.
QUOTE(feisty @ May 18 2007, 09:30 AM) [snapback]375967[/snapback]
Introspection and finals don't mix:
2. I have been told, and am inclined to agree, that I look like Tim Roth, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
2. I have been told, and am inclined to agree, that I look like Tim Roth, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Beats looking like David Lee Roth.
Beats looking like Uli Jon Roth.
I wish I looked like Eli Roth. Also wouldn't mind making movies and being rich.
QUOTE(yancy @ May 18 2007, 01:55 PM) [snapback]376128[/snapback]
Beats looking like Uli Jon Roth.
Beats looking like Big Daddy Don Roth
And now for something completely different:
http://www.newswithviews.com/Brownlow/david64.htm
Seriously. Scroll down a bit until you hit the guy's point-by-point manifesto. It contains gems like:
http://www.newswithviews.com/Brownlow/david64.htm
Seriously. Scroll down a bit until you hit the guy's point-by-point manifesto. It contains gems like:
QUOTE
Anyone with even half a brain can see that a moral and economic tsunami is barreling toward our shores, yet God's people sit in their government incorporated, 501C bribed, Caesar worshipping churches - where conniving shepherds teach that Romans 13 commands them to bow down before, and swear allegiance to, the gang of violent criminals who have seized control of our government. Clearly, trying to serve two masters has been a disaster for those who claim to be followers of Christ.
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ May 18 2007, 12:19 PM) [snapback]376152[/snapback]
And now for something completely different:
http://www.newswithviews.com/Brownlow/david64.htm
Seriously. Scroll down a bit until you hit the guy's point-by-point manifesto. It contains gems like:
http://www.newswithviews.com/Brownlow/david64.htm
Seriously. Scroll down a bit until you hit the guy's point-by-point manifesto. It contains gems like:
Yeah, he's all over the place. But isn't it refreshing to read,
QUOTE
our President has turned out to be a liar and a murderer, like his father the devil.
Bay area SOMBies should all go to Maker Faire 2007 at the San Mateo Fairgrounds.
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