yancy
May 30 2007, 04:57 PM

Eddie says: Enjoy artichokes and jazz saxophone on the same day!
worrywort
May 30 2007, 07:08 PM
I believe that kmac's college experience conditioned him to believe that he could screw the vending machine. He needs to learn that in the real world, the vending machine screws you.
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب
May 30 2007, 09:27 PM
I'm done with high school, awesome.
without_opinion
May 30 2007, 10:05 PM
QUOTE(worrywort @ May 30 2007, 07:08 PM) [snapback]384033[/snapback]
I believe that kmac's college experience conditioned him to believe that he could screw the vending machine. He needs to learn that in the real world, the vending machine screws you.

i WILL figure out a way to dominate the vending machines post-collegiately. MARK. MY. WORDS.
Freddie Freelance
May 31 2007, 09:24 AM
QUOTE(Sausage @ May 30 2007, 02:40 PM) [snapback]383964[/snapback]
whoa my dad knows who dinosaur jr are.
Are you sure it's Dinosaur, Jr., and not
Dinosaur?
_jon
May 31 2007, 11:54 AM
The gift of Summer is hot UPS dudes in shorts.
biggie mcsmalls
May 31 2007, 12:50 PM
Slackmo
May 31 2007, 12:59 PM
Undercooked Sausage
May 31 2007, 01:03 PM
Haha. Fuck yes!
biggie mcsmalls
May 31 2007, 01:04 PM
All I see is a red x, even if I copy and paste.
Slackmo
May 31 2007, 01:06 PM
QUOTE(Sausage @ May 31 2007, 01:03 PM) [snapback]384513[/snapback]
Haha. Fuck yes!
Made that myself, biznatch.
Freddie Freelance
May 31 2007, 01:20 PM
Slackmo
May 31 2007, 01:20 PM
Re-hosted and reposted:
Undercooked Sausage
May 31 2007, 01:21 PM
I don't remember Boomer looking that attractive.
Merle
May 31 2007, 01:23 PM
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ May 31 2007, 02:20 PM) [snapback]384533[/snapback]
Tony Shaloub?
Artem
May 31 2007, 01:26 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ May 31 2007, 01:20 PM) [snapback]384535[/snapback]
Re-hosted and reposted:

looks like jackie chang but with longer hair
anyway, this new firefox does spell checking now. how cool is that!
red
May 31 2007, 01:27 PM
Is no news usually good news?
Freddie Freelance
May 31 2007, 01:36 PM
I keep misreading "Insert CODEBOX" as "Insert COOLROCK". Too bad we can't make Coolrock post by clicking a button.
yancy
May 31 2007, 01:37 PM
QUOTE(red @ May 31 2007, 01:27 PM) [snapback]384548[/snapback]
Is no news usually good news?
Ask Gary Gnu.
red
May 31 2007, 01:46 PM
I knew that was coming.
Some Girl
May 31 2007, 02:32 PM
QUOTE(Bi Polar Bear @ May 31 2007, 11:54 AM) [snapback]384440[/snapback]
The gift of Summer is hot UPS dudes in shorts.
For real. I feel like such a cliche when one comes to the door and I open in my pony and babytee. 'Sign here' and I smile and say, 'Suuuuuuure.'
That is summer right there.
P.S. Bi is <3
LA Mat
May 31 2007, 02:35 PM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 31 2007, 02:32 PM) [snapback]384643[/snapback]
QUOTE(Bi Polar Bear @ May 31 2007, 11:54 AM) [snapback]384440[/snapback]
The gift of Summer is hot UPS dudes in shorts.
For real. I feel like such a cliche when one comes to the door and I open in my pony and babytee. 'Sign here' and I smile and say, 'Suuuuuuure.'
That is summer right there.
P.S. Bi is <3
pony=pony tail?
red
May 31 2007, 02:40 PM
When I managed a video store many years ago we used to fight over who was going to get to sign for the UPS deliveries everyday for this very reason. *sigh*
Some Girl
May 31 2007, 02:42 PM
QUOTE(LA Mat @ May 31 2007, 02:35 PM) [snapback]384651[/snapback]
pony=pony tail?
I'm so fly I come to the door riding my pony. Yes, ponytail.
_jon
May 31 2007, 02:55 PM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 31 2007, 02:32 PM) [snapback]384643[/snapback]
QUOTE(Bi Polar Bear @ May 31 2007, 11:54 AM) [snapback]384440[/snapback]
The gift of Summer is hot UPS dudes in shorts.
For real. I feel like such a cliche when one comes to the door and I open in my pony and babytee. 'Sign here' and I smile and say, 'Suuuuuuure.'
That is summer right there.
P.S. Bi is <3
I always want to bust a line about my package or something, but I'm too retarded to be spontaneous.
Freddie Freelance
May 31 2007, 03:27 PM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 31 2007, 12:42 PM) [snapback]384664[/snapback]
QUOTE(LA Mat @ May 31 2007, 02:35 PM) [snapback]384651[/snapback]
pony=pony tail?
I'm so fly I come to the door riding my pony.
I
knew it.
yancy
May 31 2007, 05:38 PM
Longest. Fucking. Day. Ever. I'd give a hundred bucks for it to be six o'clock right now. No lie.
without_opinion
May 31 2007, 05:44 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ May 31 2007, 06:00 PM) [snapback]384858[/snapback]
Longest. Fucking. Day. Ever. I'd give a hundred bucks for it to be six o'clock right now. No lie.
pay up
yancy
May 31 2007, 05:45 PM
haha, nicely done.
red
May 31 2007, 08:54 PM
My Thai delivery guy who has a very very thick accent was just complaining about the people he works with. He said, "You speak English, they don't. I don't even know how they got job." heh heh
undo
Jun 1 2007, 12:13 AM
Hips
Jun 1 2007, 06:52 AM
biggie mcsmalls
Jun 1 2007, 09:38 AM
HewlettsDaughter
Jun 1 2007, 10:54 AM
One of our clients sounds just like Neil Hamburger over the phone.
Pavement Ist Rad
Jun 1 2007, 10:57 AM
August 4th, The Lakeshore Theater, $10
Be there.
HewlettsDaughter
Jun 1 2007, 10:59 AM
Ooooo I read about it this morning, but didn't know there was a location.
I will be there with bells on.
I hope he does his series of Courntey Love jokes.
Craaaaaanberry sauce
biggie mcsmalls
Jun 1 2007, 11:02 AM
QUOTE(Hewletts Daughter @ Jun 1 2007, 10:54 AM) [snapback]385378[/snapback]
One of our clients sounds just like Neil Hamburger over the phone.
I'm in your band.
HewlettsDaughter
Jun 1 2007, 11:10 AM
WHY did Paris Hilton refuse to sit on disgraced rocker Courtney Love's toliet?
yancy
Jun 1 2007, 11:20 AM
QUOTE(Pavement Ist Rad @ Jun 1 2007, 10:57 AM) [snapback]385380[/snapback]
August 4th, The Lakeshore Theater, $10
9 pm on Lolla Saturday? Sucks. Maybe if the headliner blows I'll duck out early for Neil.
HewlettsDaughter
Jun 1 2007, 11:23 AM
My guess is Saturday's headliners will be Muse and Iggy and the Stooges or something like that.
Odds are I won't be too brokenhearted if I miss either. I would be more broken hearted if I missed Neil, I think.
yancy
Jun 1 2007, 11:25 AM
They should make it an hour or two later and call it an official post-Lolla comedy cooldown or something. I'll definitely be ready to sit in a theatre chair and sip a cold one at the end of that day.
HewlettsDaughter
Jun 1 2007, 12:05 PM

This kid is younger than me...that makes me feel old.
Man, this day is taking forever! I just found something mindless to do for the last 20 minutes. Ugh. 5 o'clock get here soon!!
edit: I just realized this is almost identical to the first post on this page. Perhaps we need a thread where we just bitch about our long grueling workdays. That sounds like a fun thread, huh? ugh.
biggie mcsmalls
Jun 1 2007, 04:54 PM
I'm waiting, please come back
I've got the guts now
To meet your eye
Those guts are killing
but I can't stop now
Got to connect with you girl
before I forget how
Please won't you hang around?
Can drop you under
What it is we found
I'm waiting, please come back
I've got the guts now
To meet your eye
Those guts are killing
but I can't stop now
Got to connect with you girl
before I forget how
Please won't you hang around?
Can drop you under
What it is we found
Pavement Ist Rad
Jun 1 2007, 05:00 PM
^
The best.
yancy
Jun 1 2007, 05:02 PM
I just spent 745 Swedish kronor.
ryan
Jun 1 2007, 05:05 PM
I've begun mixing coffee and diet coke to achieve the supreme fix.
Do they still make Coke Blak? I can't find it anywhere.
biggie mcsmalls
Jun 1 2007, 05:08 PM
Pretty sure they discontinued that one.
Jess
Jun 1 2007, 05:09 PM
just get some cocaine
Pavement Ist Rad
Jun 1 2007, 05:09 PM
Ha, they were giving those out for free outside the train station a year or two ago. As promised, it tasted like Coke with coffee. Delicious, I suppose. S'alright.
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