It depends on the car, how many problems it has, mileage, etc. I have a 10 year old Nissan Maxima with 270K miles on it, I got the car from my Dad 4 years ago with only 30K on it. I just had to spend $2,000+ on a Transmission rebuild, which is still half of the trade in value of it.

Where can I get a good deal on a queen size mattress? I don't need a box spring.

Jess, tell us the car already so we can get cracking.

Why don't you get a goddamn livejournal?

Peter Nguyen, major laughs. This is old but I hadn't seen it, and for those who haven't, enjoy.

Hey, everybody. Don't send Yancy text messages.

EDIT: On a side note, he visited my profile at 4:20 today, lolz.

I accidentally clicked on you when I was trying to view the last post in a thread. (a likely story!)

That looks familiar.

(And no, it's not a Flaming Lips show.)

More on that wheelchair semi thrill ride.

when two overlysaturated images collide...






trooper-kitty

Hey, how do I copy & paste a photo like that when it moves? Like, say I wanted to send that in an e-mail? How do I do that? Lil' help, please? Anyone? Beuller...

Nom Nom Nom...

Right click. Go to properties. Highlight adress. Copy.

Open Outook or whatever you use. Go to inset picture. Paste.

Thanks - it's almost working...what if I get a little red "X" in a box?

Then Al from Home Improvement gets to kiss your wife.

Just try right clicking it and hitting copy. Then paste it in a new message and see what happens.

Let's see...'The Champ', 'Raging Bull', 'Million Dollar Baby', the 'Rocky' franchise...that's about all I got...was 'The Great White Hope' about boxers? Am I making that title up entirely...

edit: it worked - thanks, Biggie.

Happy spamming.

You forgot Cinderella Man, and two of yours were already mentioned.

BZZZZZZZZZT!

I could watch that cat eat corn all day.

Same - towards the end when he gets all squinty and resorts to the side-bite is when I start clapping.

Yeah, cats are cool.

It looks like a demon cat to me. Look at those big black holes on it's face where it's eyes should be.

No, it looks cute and funny.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I think demon cats are cute and funny.

All cats are demons.

just had to bring this to the next page.

carry on sweeties

No no no!!!

I got her back today. She's doing so much better. You can't imagine how happy she was to see me. She told me all about her new parts and fluids. I told her about the poser chevy cobalt piece of crap I had to rent while she was at the doctors. We laughed, we cried.

oh, and it's a 1992 Mazda Protege. KBB $400 - $1200. And fuck you if you want to know what I spent to get her fixed.

The tow truck guy was there when I came in to get her, he announces I'm there to pick up my 56 Corvette. My car means more to me than some stupid "classic" car. Fact of the matter is, my baby has a 2L DOHC engine, one of the best ever built by any company ever. Her heart is strong.

I think the people at my work are pissed though, they gave me my Christmas bonus last year so I could get a new car. And the oil spots in the parking lot just keep growing.

I fed an ear of corn to a peacock and a peahen yesterday. Not nearly as cute looking

We spent $1700 a couple years ago to fix our 1994 626 and it's still running strong. I'm sure it's not worth more than $1000, but we certainly have gotten our $1700 out of her.

see. it's all relative. my baby got flooded in 1996 or 97 or whenever that was when we got like 20 inches of rain in 12 hours and they wanted to total the car then. the automatic seat belts shorted out as did a bunch of fuses and some other stuff but 10 years later, the car still runs. so fuck them. you just can't listen to that shit.

It's not about blue book anyway. It's about what you'd have to pay to replace it with a comparable ride. So it's very possible you did the right thing financially, for a bunch of wacky emotional reasons.

I have -1 messages again. Why does this bug me so much? Did someone take a message away? Nooooo. It just isn't logical and I need logic!

Top 100 Beautiful Woman, to Lesbians (Hi, Janine! )

These two things belong together



from "thread for starin at and postin piccshurs of nekid celebrateys"

should be it's own thread

Whoever has litterbox duty, is in for a surprise

My favorite part is toward the end, when s/he blinks in kind of slo-mo.

It's just asking to be an avatar

Boy, that cat sure is eating corn.

I'm not sure that's entirely correct.

I stand by my assertion.

Disco Stones


I've been holding out so long
I've been sleeping all alone
Lord I miss you
I've been hanging on the phone
I've been sleeping all alone
I want to kiss you

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams
Lord I miss you
I've been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you.
We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Oh everybody waits so long
Oh baby why you wait so long
Won't you come on! Come on!

I've been walking in Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I'm crazy
I've been stumbling on my feet
Shuffling through the street
Asking people, "What's the matter with you boy?"

Sometimes I want to say to myself
Sometimes I say

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
I won't miss you child

I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I won't miss you child
You've been blotting out my mind
Fooling on my time
No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Can somebody please plan my wedding for me

Justice of the peace, screw in the courtyard, live happily ever after.

you lost me on that last part