Can somebody please plan my wedding for me

Book my band to play your wedding and I'll plan it for ya

Find a bouzouki and clarinet player and you've got a deal

You can't play the clarinet and be my maid of honor at the same time

it's an all-nude ceremony

huh. that's twice in as many weeks i've run into this sweater...

Just went to the bathroom at work. One guy was taking a crap and another was dousing himself with cologne for a night on the town after work.

Worst stench ever.

edit: This is in general. Only about 8% of the women on SOMB annoy me.

Think of it as a baby training opportunity. The funk's just begun.

Hahahaha. I'm gonna get Chanel baby powder.

I feel this way about Janine, too.

From a Jeopardy Lyrics category:


IT'S WHERE LUKA LIVED


Contestant: "What is Croatia?"

From a Jeopardy Lyrics category:


IT'S WHERE LUKA LIVED


Contestant: "What is Croatia?"

F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.


He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."


We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.


But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.


Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.


When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.


He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.


While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,


"While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.


Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.


Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.


He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."


By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.


I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.


"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.


I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."


I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway."


I said, "Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."


FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU


Pass this message to 7 people except you and me ....


You will receive a miracle tomorrow.
Don't ignore and God will bless you

re-confessin' my love for ghetto garlic bread:

one onion bagel toasted
butter both halves of bagel
sprinkle (careful not to over dress) with garlic salt
mash 2 halves together. separate and enjoy.

hey, what ever happened with the somb march madness epic?

yeah, that non-parent remark came off as harsh, obvs.

my bad. touche.

no seriously, i thought maybe everyone was just waiting around for me to finish off my round or something.

ugh, i'm homesick

re-confessin' my love for ghetto garlic bread:

one onion bagel toasted
butter both halves of bagel
sprinkle (careful not to over dress) with garlic salt
mash 2 halves together. separate and enjoy.

I just ate a handful of raw almonds and now my throat feels funny. Jeebus help me if I discover one more food allergy/intollerance!