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I wanna be raped by Martina Navratilova.
We'd like to thank our sponsor.
Martina Navratilova.
Your name is really fun to say.
Martina Navratilova.
Martina Navratilova couldn't get a sponsor.
I'll be your sponsor.
I wanna sponsor you, Martina Navratilova.
Martina Navratilova.
Your name is really fun to say.
Martina Navratilova.
Martina Navratilova couldn't get a sponsor.
I'll be your sponsor.
I wanna sponsor you, Martina Navratilova.
QUOTE(Haid @ Jun 16 2007, 11:07 PM) [snapback]395416[/snapback]
I realized I have an oral fixation... When I was younger I would suck my thumb, then I would chew on stuff a lot (our monopoly set has like 10 cards that don't have corners that haven't been gnawed), the past few years I have been going through gum like crazy. Now I'm kind of worried I will move on to smoking. I've smoked a few cigars and a fair amount of other stuff, but lately I've been finding myself wanting to just puff away...
Who knows how to deal with one of these bitches?
Who knows how to deal with one of these bitches?
Don't worry too much, sometimes a Cigar is just a Cigar.
FINALLY, AFTER 2 YEARS OF HELL, MY COMPANY'S LAW SUIT HAS A RULING. AND WE WON!!!!!!!
Congratulations.
I think. What'd you win?
I think. What'd you win?
QUOTE(Jess @ Jun 18 2007, 10:00 AM) [snapback]395833[/snapback]
FINALLY, AFTER 2 YEARS OF HELL, MY COMPANY'S LAW SUIT HAS A RULING. AND WE WON!!!!!!!
Post needs pictures.
We got sued for like half a million dollars. They said that one of our products made their moo cows sick. There was something like 21 days of testimony, eight hours of that was me on the stand. We countersued for the money this company owed us. It was a bench trial (no jury) and the judge took like 2 months to render a verdict. Their case got dismissed, our countersuit won.
Very mixed emotions for my boss who basically spent the last year and a half devoting his life to this case while his son who probaby needed his attention didn't really get it. For those of you who don't know, his 16 year old son committed suicide this past April.
Very mixed emotions for my boss who basically spent the last year and a half devoting his life to this case while his son who probaby needed his attention didn't really get it. For those of you who don't know, his 16 year old son committed suicide this past April.
Jess, was this the kid who was going to move to SD?
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jun 18 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]395863[/snapback]
Jess, was this the kid who was going to move to SD?
Naw, that's my manager's son that moved to SD. Went to school there and now he's back here for the summer. He's a big pothead but he's doing fine
cease to resist, giving my goodbye
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation
I'll always remember my last Pixies show as the show where they confiscated my highlighter. bastards.
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation
I'll always remember my last Pixies show as the show where they confiscated my highlighter. bastards.
QUOTE(Jess @ Jun 18 2007, 12:00 PM) [snapback]395833[/snapback]
FINALLY, AFTER 2 YEARS OF HELL, MY COMPANY'S LAW SUIT HAS A RULING. AND WE WON!!!!!!!
yea!
when is the appeal?
QUOTE(Jess @ Jun 18 2007, 10:30 AM) [snapback]395873[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jun 18 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]395863[/snapback]
Jess, was this the kid who was going to move to SD?
Naw, that's my manager's son that moved to SD. Went to school there and now he's back here for the summer. He's a big pothead but he's doing fine
OK, I'd been worried. How's he liking attending Manila Mesa Community College?
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jun 18 2007, 12:36 PM) [snapback]395888[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Jun 18 2007, 10:30 AM) [snapback]395873[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jun 18 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]395863[/snapback]
Jess, was this the kid who was going to move to SD?
Naw, that's my manager's son that moved to SD. Went to school there and now he's back here for the summer. He's a big pothead but he's doing fine
OK, I'd been worried. How's he liking attending Manila Mesa Community College?
I think he went to a university. Not sure. I'll ask him next time I see him
QUOTE(Jess @ Jun 18 2007, 11:43 AM) [snapback]395937[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jun 18 2007, 12:36 PM) [snapback]395888[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Jun 18 2007, 10:30 AM) [snapback]395873[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jun 18 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]395863[/snapback]
Jess, was this the kid who was going to move to SD?
Naw, that's my manager's son that moved to SD. Went to school there and now he's back here for the summer. He's a big pothead but he's doing fine
OK, I'd been worried. How's he liking attending Manila Mesa Community College?
I think he went to a university. Not sure. I'll ask him next time I see him
If it's UCSD I'll be impressed, if it's USD I'll be impressed & know he's Catholic, if it's SDSU I'll laugh. It's probably SDSU, #5 Party School in the US.
I heard a Buckcherry song at lunch and it's been stuck in my head all afternoon. Someone shoot me plz, thx.
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 18 2007, 04:20 PM) [snapback]396083[/snapback]
I heard a Buckcherry song at lunch and it's been stuck in my head all afternoon. Someone shoot me plz, thx.
why would you type that anywhere Hickman could read it?
Oh yeah, well I got shat on by a damn bird at lunch. I was relaxing in a comfy chair out in the yard and I felt something hit my knee. Sure enough, toxic sludge from a bird's ass. So nasty.
So, I decided to go home.
So, I decided to go home.
QUOTE(Sid Hartha @ Jun 18 2007, 04:23 PM) [snapback]396089[/snapback]
This will keep me laughing for hours.
Red, take the next two months off. Go ahead. You deserve it.
Jon says: Not even an ice-cold Corona nor a frosty horchata can take the heat off this sizzling publication!
For some reason, I have used OiNK for comics a lot more than for music... wildddd
Also, my friend wants to know what he should listen to while on boomers... suggestions?
Also, my friend wants to know what he should listen to while on boomers... suggestions?
what are boomers?
(besides hott asian toasters)
(besides hott asian toasters)
Psilocybin mushrooms aka "magic mushrooms".
Get the Led out.
What would Montana say at a time like this?
Who is that guy?
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Jun 19 2007, 09:55 AM) [snapback]396531[/snapback]
Who is that guy?
I think it's the lead singer dude from AFI.
QUOTE(Alan @ Jun 19 2007, 09:55 AM) [snapback]396532[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Jun 19 2007, 09:55 AM) [snapback]396531[/snapback]
Who is that guy?
I think it's the lead singer dude from AFI.
At first I thought she was at the beach opening an umbrella.
seriously, i had no idea it was so cheap to adopt a goat. though i guess ive never really thought about it.
Much cheaper than adopting them by the pound at Fox & Obel a couple years later.
Goats are great. They are very intelligent and very friendly and fun-loving little dudes.
I wonder if dog walkers in the city would walk goats.
I want to be an urban goatherd.
Some of these goats have been raised in familyu environments with kids and get along with other pets. One listing said it was housetrained. Just sayin.
QUOTE(andy_ant @ Jun 19 2007, 02:55 PM) [snapback]396946[/snapback]
Some of these goats have been raised in familyu environments with kids and get along with other pets. One listing said it was housetrained. Just sayin.
I believe it. We raised goats when I was a kid. They are very, very smart and affectionate, and all things good. Those stories about them eating cans and smelling and being gross are very misleading.
I was being sincere in my earlier praise.
where'd you live? i think my dog and a goat would get along quite well.
NW Indiana.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jun 19 2007, 03:06 PM) [snapback]396966[/snapback]
NW Indiana.
How would you rate the similarities of a goat raising environment between NW Indiana and the north side of Downers Grove?
Not sure.
We had five acres for them to run around on, and they lived in a barn.
Do you have a barn?
Having things for them to climb on is a must. We had many tree stumps, etc. for them to play on.
We had five acres for them to run around on, and they lived in a barn.
Do you have a barn?
Having things for them to climb on is a must. We had many tree stumps, etc. for them to play on.
No, but we have a very large walk-out basement. Plus there's a baseball field down the street. And a big field, river, and forest a couple hundred feet behind our house. We also have a deck. Im sure they can climb on that.
You'd need a large fenced in area (at least a backyard) that it could tear shit up in once in a while. They like to run and bounce around to blow off steam.
Be warned that they will climb on anything, as it is in their nature. Any piece of furniture will be fair game, tables, etc. They are also exceptional jumpers. They can jump fairly high from a stand-still, so any ledge-type places in your home would be attractive to them (like a counter).
I honestly would not recommend one as a house pet, because I don't think it would be fair to the goat.
Be warned that they will climb on anything, as it is in their nature. Any piece of furniture will be fair game, tables, etc. They are also exceptional jumpers. They can jump fairly high from a stand-still, so any ledge-type places in your home would be attractive to them (like a counter).
I honestly would not recommend one as a house pet, because I don't think it would be fair to the goat.
I can dare to dream.
They sound wonderful.
They sound wonderful.
QUOTE
This pet has been altered.
Personally, I like my goats with all 4 legs...
They are beautiful creatures.
You know how you see mountain goats butting heads and stuff in TV specials? Our goats would do that with us when they are kids, as a form of playing. It was awesome. They would run up to you at full speed, stop on a dime, rear up, and then lightly tap their heads against yours. It was cool because if they were playing with each other, it would be very rough, but with a person they were very gentle, and took care not to hurt you. Very intelligent and perceptive animals. Huge personalities, as well.
You know how you see mountain goats butting heads and stuff in TV specials? Our goats would do that with us when they are kids, as a form of playing. It was awesome. They would run up to you at full speed, stop on a dime, rear up, and then lightly tap their heads against yours. It was cool because if they were playing with each other, it would be very rough, but with a person they were very gentle, and took care not to hurt you. Very intelligent and perceptive animals. Huge personalities, as well.
I have a weird summer work schedule, so some weekdays I dont have to go into work. These days I usually sit around and watch Days of Our Lives. But a few days ago, I caught Martha Stewart's show. She gave her kids miniature donkeys for their birthdays. I thought "man, what a great gift'. Becase the pictures were hilarious and adorable.
Edit: Biggie, your story makes me want a goat even more
Edit: Biggie, your story makes me want a goat even more
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