QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Jun 25 2007, 06:00 PM) [snapback]401154[/snapback]
Fuck.....my girlfriend
is she hot?
meh, it doesn't matter. since you asked so nicely, I'll do it!
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is she hot?
meh, it doesn't matter. since you asked so nicely, I'll do it!
We are leaving here at 2:30 to go get drinks and dinner at Carmine's. Anyone been there? I believe it's a pretty nice place. I plan on drinking some good martinis and eating some expensive food.
I think I'm in love with my boss.
Okay.
Okay.
I just went to the vending machine and got the unsalted "Aloha" trail mix. I think it's called "Aloha" because it ahs pineapples in it. Anyhow, there are some unidentifiable food things in it. I'm especially disturbed by the thing I though was a nut, but turned out to be soft and somewhat sweet when I bit into it. I have no idea what it is and it's sort of freaking me out. I should have just gone for the m&ms. There are no surprises there.
Red, try some of my granola. I made it this weekend. It's got dried blueberries and walnuts.
QUOTE(red @ Jun 26 2007, 11:25 AM) [snapback]401800[/snapback]
I just went to the vending machine and got the unsalted "Aloha" trail mix. I think it's called "Aloha" because it ahs pineapples in it. Anyhow, there are some unidentifiable food things in it. I'm especially disturbed by the thing I though was a nut, but turned out to be soft and somewhat sweet when I bit into it. I have no idea what it is and it's sort of freaking me out. I should have just gone for the m&ms. There are no surprises there.
I know exactly what you're talking about. Those things always throw me for a loop, too.
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Jun 26 2007, 11:27 AM) [snapback]401803[/snapback]
Red, try some of my granola. I made it this weekend. It's got dried blueberries and walnuts.
That sounds great. Can you fax it to me?
QUOTE(red @ Jun 26 2007, 11:28 AM) [snapback]401807[/snapback]
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Jun 26 2007, 11:27 AM) [snapback]401803[/snapback]
Red, try some of my granola. I made it this weekend. It's got dried blueberries and walnuts.
That sounds great. Can you fax it to me?
You'll find it at http://mmm.goodness.mediafire.crunchy/delicious
"Exploration was for those with a measure of peasant blood, those with big thighs and thick ankles who could take punishment as they took bread and salt, on every inch of flesh and spirit."
It started yesterday, but it's still OK today to celebrate the 131st anniversary of the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Seven years ago today we adopted our daughter in Changasha, Hunan, China.
Man, I loves me some thunderstorms in the loop. Well, when I'm not in 'em.
Shit, my windows are down.
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 26 2007, 03:01 PM) [snapback]402065[/snapback]
Shit, my windows are down.
Is it raining in Des Plainsia?
Fuuuuuck.
I had guys at my house this morning painting the exterior.
Fuuuuuck.
I had guys at my house this morning painting the exterior.
Fuuuuuck.
QUOTE(girlwithaspirin @ Jun 26 2007, 03:03 PM) [snapback]402070[/snapback]
Fuuuuuck.
I had guys at my house this morning painting the exterior.
Fuuuuuck.
I had guys at my house this morning painting the exterior.
Fuuuuuck.
It's OK. They did a shitty job; this will wash it all away and they can do it again.
Properly.
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Jun 26 2007, 03:02 PM) [snapback]402067[/snapback]
Is it raining in Des Plainsia?
Hoffman Estatesia, and yes. This is why I wish my desk faced a window.
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 26 2007, 03:06 PM) [snapback]402073[/snapback]
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Jun 26 2007, 03:02 PM) [snapback]402067[/snapback]
Is it raining in Des Plainsia?
Hoffman Estatesia, and yes. This is why I wish my desk faced a window.
Cut a hole in the wall. C'mon, man!
Y'all live in Hoffman Ghetto?
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Jun 26 2007, 03:16 PM) [snapback]402092[/snapback]
Y'all live in Hoffman Ghetto?
Just work there.
It rained really hard here in Mundelein for like 10 minutes, then the power went out. Woohoo!!!
Alas, the power came back on two minutes later.
Alas, the power came back on two minutes later.
The voice of a woman who has smoked far too much for far too long: is there anything less sexy? I say no. Also, they stink like a smoldering tarpit in the elevator just after smoke breaks.
Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
DONT IT BLOW YR MIND
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
DONT IT BLOW YR MIND
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 26 2007, 10:05 PM) [snapback]402315[/snapback]
Where is the other dollar?
it went to the stripper. duh.
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 26 2007, 10:05 PM) [snapback]402315[/snapback]
Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
DONT IT BLOW YR MIND
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
DONT IT BLOW YR MIND
25.. 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
I won't lie, it took me forever to solve it, but after a good cry the mathematician in me came through.
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 26 2007, 10:05 PM) [snapback]402315[/snapback]
Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
DONT IT BLOW YR MIND
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
DONT IT BLOW YR MIND
it's in the wording, they paid $9 but it doesn't account for the money they got back.
im about to stab somebody, i swear.
Don't do it! Torture them in other ways that can't be traced back to you.
some alarm went off in the basement and now morris day and the time is blasting ungodly loud but im too frustrated to even to turn it off.
QUOTE(andy_ant @ Jun 27 2007, 12:01 PM) [snapback]402682[/snapback]
some alarm went off in the basement and now morris day and the time is blasting ungodly loud but im too frustrated to even to turn it off.
And you want to put a goat down there?
QUOTE(red @ Jun 27 2007, 12:01 PM) [snapback]402681[/snapback]
Don't do it! Torture them in other ways that can't be traced back to you.
That's our girl.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jun 27 2007, 12:02 PM) [snapback]402683[/snapback]
QUOTE(andy_ant @ Jun 27 2007, 12:01 PM) [snapback]402682[/snapback]
some alarm went off in the basement and now morris day and the time is blasting ungodly loud but im too frustrated to even to turn it off.
And you want to put a goat down there?
the goat can eat the bodies.
QUOTE(andy_ant @ Jun 27 2007, 12:04 PM) [snapback]402689[/snapback]
the goat can eat the bodies.
best post this year.
Best bad band name I've seen in a while: Mellencougar.
John Cougar Concentration Camp is better
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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This weather is crazy. We are gonna get soaked! Who brought the ark?
QUOTE(red @ Jun 27 2007, 04:40 PM) [snapback]403148[/snapback]
This weather is crazy. We are gonna get soaked! Who brought the ark?
probably Yancy
QUOTE(elastico @ Jun 27 2007, 04:54 PM) [snapback]403168[/snapback]
QUOTE(red @ Jun 27 2007, 04:40 PM) [snapback]403148[/snapback]
This weather is crazy. We are gonna get soaked! Who brought the ark?
probably Yancy
Yeah, but he left the windows rolled down.
QUOTE(elastico @ Jun 27 2007, 04:54 PM) [snapback]403168[/snapback]
QUOTE(red @ Jun 27 2007, 04:40 PM) [snapback]403148[/snapback]
This weather is crazy. We are gonna get soaked! Who brought the ark?
probably Yancy
I took me a minute, but I get it. funny.
i love when i get emails at work that read "free booze in the kitchen". hey thanks!
I wonder how many people Today said Gordon Ramsey when refering to the new Prime Minister. I know I did.
Seen this Red?
The Old Lady and the Pigeons (1998)
It's a 20 minute short by same director as The Triplets of Belleville
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The Old Lady and the Pigeons (1998)
It's a 20 minute short by same director as The Triplets of Belleville
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Thanks, worrywort. I had never seen that before.
Them French like nothing better than chompin' on an itty bitty puppy dog.
Them French like nothing better than chompin' on an itty bitty puppy dog.
The new Google Analytics are fucking great.
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Jun 25 2007, 06:00 PM) [snapback]401154[/snapback]
Fuck.....my girlfriend just pulled a tick off me. AM I FUCKED?
QUOTE(Nick @ Jun 27 2007, 10:23 PM) [snapback]403369[/snapback]
The new Google Analytics are fucking great.
How so?
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