QUOTE(Nick @ Jun 27 2007, 10:23 PM) [snapback]403369[/snapback]
The new Google Analytics are fucking great.
How so?
Full Version: Compulsive Posting Topic
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How so?
Google it.
I think today might be the day I eat a cinnamon crunch bagel from panera. I've been resisting the temptation since it opened on Monday.
Raise your hand* if you enjoy websites that open shit in pop-up windows instead of just navigating to a new page.
* so that I may remove it with a chainsaw
* so that I may remove it with a chainsaw
fucking amazing.
You should post a NSFW on that gay porn.
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Our members have made a total of 399,220 posts
We have 2,686 registered members
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
QUOTE(KaBoom21 @ Jun 28 2007, 12:55 PM) [snapback]403853[/snapback]
Board Statistics
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
i think we can safely assume that i attract the masses.
you're welcome.
QUOTE(KaBoom21 @ Jun 28 2007, 12:55 PM) [snapback]403853[/snapback]
Board Statistics
Our members have made a total of 399,220 posts
We have 2,686 registered members
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
Our members have made a total of 399,220 posts
We have 2,686 registered members
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
Really? It's like Hands Across America or something...
QUOTE(forgo @ Jun 28 2007, 12:36 PM) [snapback]403816[/snapback]
fucking amazing.
This is like the coolest sombie thing ever
QUOTE(forgo @ Jun 28 2007, 12:57 PM) [snapback]403855[/snapback]
QUOTE(KaBoom21 @ Jun 28 2007, 12:55 PM) [snapback]403853[/snapback]
Board Statistics
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
The newest member is forgo
Most users ever online was 590 on Today, 10:26 AM
i think we can safely assume that i attract the masses.
you're welcome.
I'm thinking the asses are the reason for the masses.
How is Andrew not "bringing the brawn" on that team? He could eat those other guys for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 28 2007, 02:21 PM) [snapback]403973[/snapback]
How is Andrew not "bringing the brawn" on that team? He could eat those other guys for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.
which i would pay good money to see, by the way. mmmm porn for nerds.
Deadliest Catch - season one DVD - I fucking love these guys
cats and dogs are coming down
14th street is gonna drown
everyone else rushing round
i’ve got blonde on blonde
on my portable stereo
it’s a lullaby
from a giant golden radio
14th street is gonna drown
everyone else rushing round
i’ve got blonde on blonde
on my portable stereo
it’s a lullaby
from a giant golden radio
AAHHHHH CAFFEINE CRASH
Still in love with my boss, which is still not okay.
Still in love with my boss, which is still not okay.
Is he about 40, white, tall, with light eyes and dark salt & pepper hair?
Wow. Feisty's in love with me?
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 28 2007, 04:11 PM) [snapback]404199[/snapback]
Is he about 40, white, tall, with light eyes and dark salt & pepper hair?
Close
QUOTE(feisty @ Jun 28 2007, 04:06 PM) [snapback]404189[/snapback]
AAHHHHH CAFFEINE CRASH
Still in love with my boss, which is still not okay.
Still in love with my boss, which is still not okay.
Is this a little crush or the real deal? Sounds like trouble, missy. I had a thing for my last boss, but it wasn't love it was another four letter "L" word. He was muy caliente.
In other compulsive posting news, I just found a bunch of Latin music on my computer and I have no idea where it came from.
QUOTE(feisty @ Jun 28 2007, 04:21 PM) [snapback]404223[/snapback]
QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 28 2007, 04:11 PM) [snapback]404199[/snapback]
Is he about 40, white, tall, with light eyes and dark salt & pepper hair?
Close
i dont even know the dude and I'M attracted to him by that description.
Yes, close,
but add bookish and athletic
but add bookish and athletic
does he have a beard.
is he a blackhawks fan?
Does he have a lopsided smile?
I just realized Bon Jovi unplugged or some crap like that has been on my TV for about 12 minutes now. wtf?!?
QUOTE(red @ Jun 28 2007, 10:15 PM) [snapback]404540[/snapback]
I just realized Bon Jovi unplugged or some crap like that has been on my TV for about 12 minutes now. wtf?!?
Surrender, Dorothy
QUOTE(forgo @ Jun 28 2007, 04:26 PM) [snapback]404234[/snapback]
does he have a beard.
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Jun 28 2007, 04:34 PM) [snapback]404253[/snapback]
is he a blackhawks fan?
QUOTE(velocity @ Jun 28 2007, 05:04 PM) [snapback]404322[/snapback]
Does he have a lopsided smile?
Does he wear glasses?
xlnt
We had a "Guess Who?" tournament at a party last fall and I kicked butt! I challenge you all!
QUOTE(red @ Jun 28 2007, 10:40 PM) [snapback]404560[/snapback]
We had a "Guess Who?" tournament at a party last fall and I kicked butt! I challenge you all!
The 9 year old Guess Who? champion in me declines, seeing you're not a challenge at all.
xlnt
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jun 29 2007, 12:18 AM) [snapback]404582[/snapback]
QUOTE(_jon @ Jun 28 2007, 10:24 PM) [snapback]404550[/snapback]
QUOTE(forgo @ Jun 28 2007, 04:26 PM) [snapback]404234[/snapback]
does he have a beard.
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Jun 28 2007, 04:34 PM) [snapback]404253[/snapback]
is he a blackhawks fan?
QUOTE(velocity @ Jun 28 2007, 05:04 PM) [snapback]404322[/snapback]
Does he have a lopsided smile?
Does he wear glasses?
no
no that's weird
sometimes
no
GUESS AGAIN
i want to know why you think this is wrong. you're an adult now, take an adult risk, make an adult mistake. seduce your boss
Hahahaha no.
I think it's just a lusty distraction.
He has kids and stuff.
I think it's just a lusty distraction.
He has kids and stuff.
QUOTE(kmac @ Jun 29 2007, 08:56 AM) [snapback]404729[/snapback]
you're an adult now, take an adult risk, make an adult mistake. seduce your boss
Am I the only one who got hot reading that?
Yeah, thought so.
i always thought "want to make a mistake?" was a good closing line when you're trying to seal the deal. it's straightforward, it's a little dirty, and you're acknowledging that both parties are sharing the responsibility of terrible judgment. then i worry that she would misinterpret "making a mistake" as "making a baby".
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jun 28 2007, 11:18 PM) [snapback]404582[/snapback]
I AM KNOWN TO DO THE WOP!
QUOTE(forgo @ Jun 29 2007, 03:26 PM) [snapback]405196[/snapback]
I AM KNOWN TO DO THE WOP!
Wilfred "Wop" May
Dude is two years younger than me and is quitting his bioengineering job to make music full time.
And he looks like you! He's getting all your pussy.
He's in the vagina business.
[Binko, please note this phrase.]
[Binko, please note this phrase.]
QUOTE(yancy @ Jul 1 2007, 02:02 AM) [snapback]405831[/snapback]
And he looks like you! He's getting all your pussy.
Haha. That was the first thing I thought. I mean that they look alike. Only undo looks younger.
Jesus! the lamp in my kitchen have just fallen down from the ceiling by itself. What a noise!
Five minutes ago i was there preparing my lemon tang with vodka before going to bed.
My life's passed in front of my eyes (few woman appeared, by the way, all from the family and some cooks from primary school).
Oh Lord forgive me! I promise I'm gonna quit my porn accounts, i'm gonna stop dressing like a whore on saturdays to pay my porn accounts and i'll never steal more money from my sister to pay my whore outfits.
Now I'm gonna do it right. I'm gonna find a good woman, i'm going back to college, i will buy all Meg Ryan DVDs and a iphone, plant a fucking tree, and even adopt a cat and take photos for the internez, whatever, but please leave the living room lamp where it is and help me remember where i hid my pot.
Five minutes ago i was there preparing my lemon tang with vodka before going to bed.
My life's passed in front of my eyes (few woman appeared, by the way, all from the family and some cooks from primary school).
Oh Lord forgive me! I promise I'm gonna quit my porn accounts, i'm gonna stop dressing like a whore on saturdays to pay my porn accounts and i'll never steal more money from my sister to pay my whore outfits.
Now I'm gonna do it right. I'm gonna find a good woman, i'm going back to college, i will buy all Meg Ryan DVDs and a iphone, plant a fucking tree, and even adopt a cat and take photos for the internez, whatever, but please leave the living room lamp where it is and help me remember where i hid my pot.
I spent three hours today in some stupid poker tournament on fulltiltpoker.net. I'm not very good in general, so I was surprised that I did so well (finished 7th). The highlight came when someone criticized my playing ability and claiming that I wasn't taking the game seriously enough. My retort was something to the effect of: "I am too taking this seriously. I need this fake money. If I get enough of these, I can put my son through fake college."
Apparently, some dumb assclown took offense to this and was just in my shit the rest of the game.
All in all, good afternoon.
Apparently, some dumb assclown took offense to this and was just in my shit the rest of the game.
All in all, good afternoon.
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