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A triangle has sides of 13, 18 and 31 inches. What is the triangle's area?
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 11 2007, 04:51 PM) [snapback]481486[/snapback]
A triangle has sides of 13, 18 and 31 inches. What is the triangle's area?
0, such a triangle can't exist
An officer wishing to arrange his men in a solid square found by his first arrangement that he had 39 men left over. He then started increasing the number of men on a side by one, but found that 50 additional men would be needed to complete a new square. How many men did the officer have?
I've been using a hemp lip balm for about 3 weeks now, and am starting to feel weirder than usual. Is cannabis still able to have the same effect as the bud when used as a hemp product?
QUOTE(Kate @ Oct 11 2007, 11:45 AM) [snapback]481276[/snapback]
Do people (other than tourists at say, Uno's) eat that deep dish stuff? I like my pizza with a nice good crust, none of that cracker style nonsense, or anything you could fold in half. (WTF is that?)
Until a coupla weeks ago I'd never seen a picture of a deep dish pizza, much less eaten any. Doubt I ever will try that.
95% of the pizza I've had in my lifetime has been foldable. The crackeresque crusts are relatively new to me, but I enjoy them.
QUOTE(_jon @ Oct 11 2007, 04:18 PM) [snapback]481454[/snapback]
Wow that^ shit came out of nowhere.
What's even weirder is that I just posted about My Girl in another thread... then came to this one. Random.
BTW, Pequod's is fucking great, but that's so not deep dish. Sure looks like it, but even they call it pan pizza. So my hatred of deep dish stands.
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 11 2007, 04:53 PM) [snapback]481487[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 11 2007, 04:51 PM) [snapback]481486[/snapback]
A triangle has sides of 13, 18 and 31 inches. What is the triangle's area?
0, such a triangle can't exist
psh, only if you use euclidian geometry.....
QUOTE(_jon @ Oct 11 2007, 07:50 PM) [snapback]481565[/snapback]
I've been using a hemp lip balm for about 3 weeks now, and am starting to feel weirder than usual. Is cannabis still able to have the same effect as the bud when used as a hemp product?
no
Robert and David were preparing to have a water balloon fight. "No Fair" cried Robert, "You have 3 times as many as I do!" David said "Fine!" and gave Robert 10 more balloons. "Still not fair!" argued Robert, "You still have twice as many as I do." How many more balloons must David give Robert for them to have the same number?
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:11 PM) [snapback]482107[/snapback]
Robert and David were preparing to have a water balloon fight. "No Fair" cried Robert, "You have 3 times as many as I do!" David said "Fine!" and gave Robert 10 more balloons. "Still not fair!" argued Robert, "You still have twice as many as I do." How many more balloons must David give Robert for them to have the same number?
20
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482116[/snapback]
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
she lives in the southern hemisphere
What word best completes the words below?
__EW
B__ET
FL__
C__ET
M__
__EW
B__ET
FL__
C__ET
M__
cunt
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:21 PM) [snapback]482120[/snapback]
What word best completes the words below?
__EW
B__ET
FL__
C__ET
M__
__EW
B__ET
FL__
C__ET
M__
ASK
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482118[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482116[/snapback]
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
she lives in the southern hemisphere
Are you cheating? Scampering around the internet for a quick answer? 'Cause if not...
QUOTE(Alan @ Oct 12 2007, 01:18 PM) [snapback]482183[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482118[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482116[/snapback]
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
she lives in the southern hemisphere
Are you cheating? Scampering around the internet for a quick answer? 'Cause if not...
nope
I think I'm playing with matches in a leaky gas station...
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 12 2007, 01:20 PM) [snapback]482187[/snapback]
QUOTE(Alan @ Oct 12 2007, 01:18 PM) [snapback]482183[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482118[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482116[/snapback]
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
she lives in the southern hemisphere
Are you cheating? Scampering around the internet for a quick answer? 'Cause if not...
nope
c'mon. that one was hella easy.
QUOTE(forgo @ Oct 12 2007, 01:25 PM) [snapback]482196[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 12 2007, 01:20 PM) [snapback]482187[/snapback]
QUOTE(Alan @ Oct 12 2007, 01:18 PM) [snapback]482183[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482118[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]482116[/snapback]
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
she lives in the southern hemisphere
Are you cheating? Scampering around the internet for a quick answer? 'Cause if not...
nope
c'mon. that one was hella easy.
true. I almost chastised jess for throwing it in there, but decided not to complain about any posts in the compulsive posting topic thread
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct." What color suit is each man wearing?
Mr. Green is wearing the blue suit
Mr. Red is wearing the green suit
Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit
Mr. Red is wearing the green suit
Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit
mr. green is really sad
mr. red won the master's tournament in the mid 80s
mr. blue has been shot by mr. green
mr. red won the master's tournament in the mid 80s
mr. blue has been shot by mr. green
Detective Marty had been trailing three men suspected of committing several fur robberies. He received a message in a sealed envelope delivered by Roscoe, an underworld contact and decided to call Detective Sam, his partner. "I think I found out where the merchandise is stored," said Detective Marty. Obviously Marty didn't want Roscoe to know what was in the envelope, so he read it to Sam in code. This is what Marty had said: "Flame mate weighty soak shave comedy debut stake scared." What did the message say?
Recognizing and greeting fellow co-workers has become more challenging with our steady growth. As a result, we would like to establish a new process for internal identification.
Effective October 15, 2007, all employees will be issued identification badges displaying first name, last name, department name, and employee identification number.
It is required that all employees wear their identification badges while in HQ or at the other Building. Field employees, while visiting the corporate office, will also be required to wear their badges.
Thank you for making these badges an important part of your daily apparel.
Please take the time to say hello to your fellow co-workers.
Effective October 15, 2007, all employees will be issued identification badges displaying first name, last name, department name, and employee identification number.
It is required that all employees wear their identification badges while in HQ or at the other Building. Field employees, while visiting the corporate office, will also be required to wear their badges.
Thank you for making these badges an important part of your daily apparel.
Please take the time to say hello to your fellow co-workers.
Is the "other Building" where the beatings take place?
QUOTE(Em0r @ Oct 12 2007, 04:39 PM) [snapback]482357[/snapback]
Is the "other Building" where the beatings take place?
No, but having worked there before it did bear a striking resemblence to a dungeon.
why does my upstairs neighbor have to practice his karate moves for hours at a time, in the middle of the afternoon? he is a yellow belt! at least he's listening to red light district, and not some bullshit like release therapy or chicken & beer
After watching Knocked Up, I really like Katherine Heigel's boobs...
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
QUOTE(Triple Lindys @ Oct 12 2007, 05:04 PM) [snapback]482443[/snapback]
After watching Knocked Up, I really like Katherine Heigel's boobs...
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
no,. she wears a bra in every sex scene in the movie.
whcih i found weird.
so i went to Barnes & Noble tonite cos i had nothing else going on -on a friday
and i was trying my best to flirt w/ the girls who worked there.
The Starbucks girls were much more receptive.
the 17yr old wasnt, but she was cute
and i was trying my best to flirt w/ the girls who worked there.
The Starbucks girls were much more receptive.
the 17yr old wasnt, but she was cute
yesterday i saw a jeep with white wall tires.
i laughed.
i laughed.
Best Saturday night plans ever I think:
Elizabeth on campus,
followed by The Golden Age
JUST LOVIN' CATE BLANCHETT LIKE IT'S MY JOB.
Elizabeth on campus,
followed by The Golden Age
JUST LOVIN' CATE BLANCHETT LIKE IT'S MY JOB.
QUOTE(forgo @ Oct 12 2007, 05:28 PM) [snapback]482453[/snapback]
QUOTE(Triple Lindys @ Oct 12 2007, 05:04 PM) [snapback]482443[/snapback]
After watching Knocked Up, I really like Katherine Heigel's boobs...
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
no,. she wears a bra in every sex scene in the movie.
whcih i found weird.
You noticed that, too???
You don't actually SEE the boobs, but they look nice in everything she was wearing...
Just odd...
QUOTE(Triple Lindys @ Oct 13 2007, 11:39 AM) [snapback]482745[/snapback]
QUOTE(forgo @ Oct 12 2007, 05:28 PM) [snapback]482453[/snapback]
QUOTE(Triple Lindys @ Oct 12 2007, 05:04 PM) [snapback]482443[/snapback]
After watching Knocked Up, I really like Katherine Heigel's boobs...
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
Not sayin', just sayin'...
I know, useless without pics, but it's kinda in the movie, ya know.
no,. she wears a bra in every sex scene in the movie.
whcih i found weird.
You noticed that, too???
You don't actually SEE the boobs, but they look nice in everything she was wearing...
Just odd...
sex comedy where the the female lead doesn't show her [spoiler]tits [/spoiler]leaves me feeling ripped off
A Tjenz Thxgiving:
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QUOTE(velocity @ Oct 13 2007, 01:35 PM) [snapback]482801[/snapback]
A Tjenz Thxgiving:
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.nice
NOT.
I noticed today that the NY Times got rid of their policy of having it's online readers pay to read it's op-ed columnists.
I've got a lot of catching up to do on what I'm supposed to think about the world.
I've got a lot of catching up to do on what I'm supposed to think about the world.
A trick for accessing Times Select:
username: debate
password: debate
username: debate
password: debate
Coupling is probably the best sitcom ever.
except for the awful fourth season
This must be done IN YOUR HEAD and NOT using paper and a pen. Try it!
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
Ha! I love Ron Paul. I've never heard such a batshit crazy man say such sensible things.
QUOTE(Jess @ Oct 15 2007, 12:57 PM) [snapback]483690[/snapback]
This must be done IN YOUR HEAD and NOT using paper and a pen. Try it!
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
4100.
I got 5000. Whatever, I don't major in math.
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