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Curling Iron.

Lonely Birthday
Wake up 'bout an hour 'fore noon
Call my mom, just to see how she's doin'

Hey mom
what up, son?
i love this new jacket!
really? if you don't like it, i can take back it

no thanks mom, that's so unnecessary
this jacket fits better than Ginny fits Harry

Please don't tell me that parodies are making the rounds now.

no, just a little last minute birthday fun (more productive and less depressing than masturbating or sleeping the final minutes away).

Oops. Sorry. Happy Birthday man.

Happy birthday pink.

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i love battle cats

oh and madrox is a fag.

eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaAAaaAAaadad

I hate that Osco is now going to be CVS

Easy to use, AND super absorbent!

Compulsive Classic

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Whatever.


This thread is way better than the frivolous topic. Right guys?

I dunno, dude. Frivolous is kinda cool. It just rolls off your tongue much better than "compulsive."

he has a point, you know.

also, you said you'd be at 1000 posts by the end of the week. and at this pace, well. i don't post in threads made by dirty teenaged liars.

THERE WAS A WHALE IN CHATHAM DOCKYARD.................................................or something similar.

Apparently sarcasm is lost on your generation. :/

BONE CHINA

Coffee rules

Sucks it like a hooker with a gun to her head.

whatever. liar.

This board needs a Crisis On Infinite Earths.

"All perversions of the third eye
through distorted and exaggerated images,
perverted movements of the body and breakdancing,
and other forms of dancing,
and we especially call for the judgement in this hour
and the destroying of rock music directed
specifically against children
through the videos that were portrayed,
and working specifically through these individuals,
for whom we call for
the judgement of the sacred fire of this hour,
before the throne of almighty god,

Michael Jackson,
Prince,
Bruce Springsteen,
Tina Turner,
David Bowie,
Van Halen,
Madonna,
Huey Lewis & The News,
The Cars,
Herbie Hancock,
Bonnie Tyler,
Stevie Nicks,
Men At Work,
ZZ Top,
Paul MCartney & Michael Jackson,
Weird Al Yankovic,
Cyndi Lauper,
Pink Floyd,
The Pretenders,
Billy Joel,
Billy Idol,
Elton John,
Neil Young,
Sheena Easton,
Patty Smith & Scandal,
Fashion,
Big Country,
Morris Day & The Sign,
John Lennon,
__?
Audio speed wagon,
David Gilhorn,
The Rolling Stones,
Pat Benetar,
Hall & Oats,
Wham,
Randy Jackson,
Adam Ant,
Bananarama,
Christine Lavin,
Queen,
__?
U2,
Spheres,
Fleetwood Mac,
The Alan Parsons Project,
Bruce Springfield,
The Thompson Twins,
Missing Persons,
Duran Duran,
Breathe,
Eurythmics,
Culture Club including Boy George,
Band Aid,
Relax

Missing Persons,
Duran Duran,
Missing Persons,
Duran Duran,.....
(Repeat......)

Duran Duran
Duran Duran
Duran Duran.......

Culture Club including Boy George,
Band Aid,
Relax,
Stevie Wonder........(Fade Out)"

Atari Islamic Jihad screen caps:

Destroy Rock N Roll, great song if only for


MISSING PERSONS
DURAN DURAN
MISSING PERSONS
DURAN DURAN

inappropriate.

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF MANY YEARS.

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johnny onion fingers

laffy taffy
shake that laffy taffy
shake that laffy taffy

I want to go out and spend 300 dollars on a meal and go back home and drink grey goose and wine while listening to Last Exit: Junior Boys to the point where I'm getting depressed that Im not. (I'm 19 and in school)

I know but I like to be that snobby and obvious with my choices.

(post moved to beration thread)

so today was my first big meeting at the new job. i was terrified that something would go wrong and i've got about six important people to make very happy. it went well, by the way.

i went to bed early last night, only to be awakened at midnight by my coke-addicted friend who says she misses me. i got back to sleep in a hurry and woke up at 3:30am. i thought i'd overslept (i had to be at work an hour early) and proceeded to freak the fuck out. when i calmed down and realized that i had two hours to sleep, it still took an hour to fall asleep. then, from 4:30 to 5:30am, i dreamed that the meeting was a success and i saved the day, blah, blah, blah. then my alarm clock went off. wtf? i haven't had the meeting at all? what's going on here? the meeting came and went and here i am, crashing from the sugar i ate for breakfast and wanting to sleep.

nothing

http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/page/DM/PROD/OT/cerPOC

Fuddruckers sucks big time.

I love Ted Leo and the Pharmacists and am jealous that HD got to see them this weekend. Oh yeah, this love is also only based on my reaction to one of their albums (ToD), but I definitely think its one of the best things I've heard in this decade.