I have this class 1100-1215 on Tuesday's and Thursday's and get so goddamned bored, so this is my outlet to post post post crap.

Random e-marketing related thought one---Hell is apparently sitting in a bar for eight hours with ten Chinese men while they do karaoke and drink warm corn chowder.

I think he's looking up kiddie porn through China's Yahoo....what the fuck...

"How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece.....? With a crowbar!!!"

Oh emarketing class...

Someone should really talk to me in this thread. I am bored. Really freaking bored.

i just finally caught on to your avatar while going through the mr. show box set the other day. good one

Why thank you. Your name was taken from a Belle and Sebastian song. One of my favorites, in fact.

Anyway, how do you do this fine Thursday-day?

uh yes the name is from said band.

i'm doin alright over here..just working and trying to stay awake.

Yeah, I'm trying not to punch half of this class in the face while trying to stay awake somehow, as well.

Random e-marketing related thought two---Apparently Norway, Finland, and some other country have the highest use of internet per-capita. I no longer feel really sad like my life is totally meaningless.

Random e-marketing related thought three --- "The general public is stupid"

Stupid.

is that a reverse mohawk? if it is i'm soooo gettin one of those.

Agreeance.



It looks like multiple reverse mohawks - even cooler!

Board is really slow today and I don't feel like working.

Sup Derek, you keepin it real lately?

multiple mohawks are amazing

now see. This is where you'll get punched in the face by a sombmate...

I kid.. Yeah I don't know that the goober grape dye job on roger's head is for anyone living in 2006

I'm keeping it realer than real. Class just ended so I ran back to my room to eat some Thin Mints and play some NCAA Baseball for PS2 before my awesome Stage Combat class starts at 2.

I remember when this broad I knew got this mohawk and I laughed at her for hours.


Stage Combat? Is that like Mortal Kombat?

you gotta grind those mints up and put them in a nice strong cup of joe and mix well.

Kind of, only I get to learn to sword fight, fake punch, and take mean WWE style bumps. It's sweet.

Back in emarketing class after like two weeks. Dammit I was liking sleeping in on Tuesdays and Thursdays for a stretch there.

wow, i totally missed this thread the first time around.

i kind of think e-marketing would be fun, but when you are waiting for a STAGE COMBAT class later int he day, anything would seem boring. other than stage combat (or, perhaps real combat).

i just ate a bagel. now i am billing people for abortions. i think you win.

Yours isn't the only "I'm bored" thread you know. Keep up.

Here.

no dude, emarketing is totally the suck. as someone previously told me in a different thread, it will all be obsolete information two years from now, so whats it matter.

but i must say my thursdays are amazing, ending the day with a back to back punch of stage combat followed by my one day a week horror film class.

and wait, billing people for abortions.....guh?

so, are you some sort of film/ drama student or just a senior trying to fill in some credits? man, being a senior was awesome.

yea, i perform abortions out of the basement of my apartment building. or, i work for a hospital, either way.

Senior just filling some holes in the scheduele. Filling them with the greatest in blowoff classes that Lewis University offers, and with classes for my marketing minor.

And I must say, basement abortions are much cleaner and safer than the back alley ones of years past. At least that's what my mom tells me.........

you should know better than posting that. your basement will probably be receiving a letterbomb shortly.

you've never seen my basement.

Here ya go Derek



Or how about this

Too many plugs in that top one....as for the other,

I got an A in Stage Combat in college, but only because for the "final", I actually clocked the other guy on the chin during the scene. Which, naturally, made it look convincingly real.

At least you weren't having a shoot-out.



Or a grenade war.

are you kidding me? schools other than derek's crazy uiniversity have stage combat? i've never heard of such a thing. i'm checking my university's course schedule asap to see what i missed out on.

All I've done so far is whack my roommate in the head with a sword once. Other than that, I am yet to do anything too extreme.

I was once punched in the face during a marching band show, actually. That was a really zany, painful time.


Yeah, dude, my crazy school offers lots of crazy shit. And we don't even have that great of a theater department. Weird, huh?

do they offer Foxy Boxing?

Once every other spring semester, I do believe. It usually is schedueled after the 'Wacky Bat Race' class and before 'Drag Racing 101.'

We're in class now, and watching a group give a presentation on websites and what they are....should this not have been covered in day one?!

get that gum out of your mouth mister...unless you have enough for the whole class.

so what are they?

to quote martin prince while playing the 'my dinner with andre' video game: "tell me more!"

any nice lookin gals in class?

"if you change a link on a website, then you have to upkeep and maintain the link online. blahblahblah. i'm so smart because i have my own recording studio in my basement. blahblah websites. squibledeedoo, and allocate sufficient funds."

ask a dumb question.

"so, tell me more about these links you speak of."

Naw, dude, this a marketing class. All the girls in marketing classes are homely, angry bitches who seem to be on the rag 27 days of the month. I understand to be successful in marketing, you need to be aggressive and all, but seriously, get the fist out of your vag.


"Excuse me Mr. BigFace, what is this 'e-mail' that appears to be all the rage amongst students. Can you show me an example or two of this, perhaps?"

ask if Noah had a last name

"Oh, pardon the interruption, I know it's a triffle off-topic, but Jesus...he was known as Jesus Christ. Does that also mean that it was Mary Christ and God Christ? "

Our professor just went suit shopping and then looked up pictures of drunks on ebaumsworld. overall, a pretty dull class. a pretty, really dull class.

So I'm really farting alot in this class...poor people around me...

neat..i'm farting alot at home right now. midnight pizza and beer farts. the dog is completely disgusted with me right now.

bad breakfast or beer fartz?

i honestly have no real clue. i think it was like the four packets of oatmeal i ate last night at like 3 am while watching 'the comedians of comedy.' they apparently decided to say 'hello' this morning.

in retrospect, i wish i would have slept more.

man that sucks. i didn't know oatmeal could give you the puffs.

yeah i didn't know you could either. i think im just hungry or something like that.

UDide, If I was in class now I woudl be so fuckin fucked upe!

Huzah for ffor cheap 50 sent beet night!

UDide, If I was in class now I woudl be so fuckin fucked upe!

Huzah for ffor cheap 50 sent beet night!