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I fantasize about Hickman
a lot
a lot
Niiiiiceeee....
I'm scratching my balls...
I'm scratching my balls...
I fantasize about a orgy involving BHickman, Tjenz and some avocado.
No. Just No. 
QUOTE(alternachick @ Jan 23 2006, 01:42 PM) [snapback]1363[/snapback]
I fantasize about a orgy involving BHickman, Tjenz and some avocado.
Mmmm, avocado!
I want to re-enact Little Jess's avatar with the guy groveling on the floor with Little Jess.
QUOTE(Bhickman @ Jan 23 2006, 05:37 PM) [snapback]1355[/snapback]
Niiiiiceeee....
I'm scratching my balls...
that's hot
QUOTE(alternachick @ Jan 23 2006, 03:42 PM) [snapback]1363[/snapback]
I fantasize about a orgy involving BHickman, Tjenz and some avocado.
As long as you're not a dude, and we leave Tjenz out of it, I'm down.
I love me some avocado.
QUOTE(TerryKath'sBrain @ Jan 23 2006, 03:53 PM) [snapback]1387[/snapback]
I want to re-enact Little Jess's avatar with the guy groveling on the floor with Little Jess.
which reminds me... oh my gawd.... where's skippy! (maybe he's still in punishment!)
im not really that good at it
Question for those that are willing to be honest:
I have to break this down in different ways to ensure a proper response.
The subject? Anal sex.
Men: Do you enjoy giving it to a woman? Is this a necessity for you? Or does the importance of it or desire for it shift?
Women: Do you comply out of a desire to please your significant other or do you really enjoy it? Or does the importance of it or desire for it shift?
Obviously this isn't something you would do every time, something that is instead saved for special occasions, but I'm just curious about what people's thoughts on this subject are.
Personally, I wouldn't want this every time, but I enjoy not wearing a condom (for the uninitiated, I'm married and have been with the same person monogamously for nearly a decade) and orgasming inside her for a change. The other night my wife got REALLY into this and was grinding into me something fierce. I told her the next day that the experience would be used in fantasies of mine for future solo excursions. It was just that hot.
I have to break this down in different ways to ensure a proper response.
The subject? Anal sex.
Men: Do you enjoy giving it to a woman? Is this a necessity for you? Or does the importance of it or desire for it shift?
Women: Do you comply out of a desire to please your significant other or do you really enjoy it? Or does the importance of it or desire for it shift?
Obviously this isn't something you would do every time, something that is instead saved for special occasions, but I'm just curious about what people's thoughts on this subject are.
Personally, I wouldn't want this every time, but I enjoy not wearing a condom (for the uninitiated, I'm married and have been with the same person monogamously for nearly a decade) and orgasming inside her for a change. The other night my wife got REALLY into this and was grinding into me something fierce. I told her the next day that the experience would be used in fantasies of mine for future solo excursions. It was just that hot.
QUOTE(issachar @ Jan 23 2006, 03:59 PM) [snapback]1400[/snapback]
which reminds me... oh my gawd.... where's skippy! (maybe he's still in punishment!)
I don't think they're letting him back after breaking the board
QUOTE(Bhickman @ Jan 23 2006, 04:17 PM) [snapback]1424[/snapback]
Question for those that are willing to be honest:
I have to break this down in different ways to ensure a proper response.
The subject? Anal sex.
Men: Do you enjoy giving it to a woman? Is this a necessity for you? Or does the importance of it or desire for it shift?
Women: Do you comply out of a desire to please your significant other or do you really enjoy it? Or does the importance of it or desire for it shift?
Obviously this isn't something you would do every time, something that is instead saved for special occasions, but I'm just curious about what people's thoughts on this subject are.
Personally, I wouldn't want this every time, but I enjoy not wearing a condom (for the uninitiated, I'm married and have been with the same person monogamously for nearly a decade) and orgasming inside her for a change. The other night my wife got REALLY into this and was grinding into me something fierce. I told her the next day that the experience would be used in fantasies of mine for future solo excursions. It was just that hot.
Anal sex is the sole reason I own a strap-on. I'm all for it
Do you use it on your significant other?
QUOTE(Bhickman @ Jan 23 2006, 04:36 PM) [snapback]1461[/snapback]
Do you use it on your significant other?
Not the current SO. But I do wear it on occasion just to scare him
QUOTE(Bhickman @ Jan 23 2006, 06:17 PM) [snapback]1424[/snapback]
Personally, I wouldn't want this every time, but I enjoy not wearing a condom (for the uninitiated, I'm married and have been with the same person monogamously for nearly a decade) and orgasming inside her for a change. The other night my wife got REALLY into this and was grinding into me something fierce. I told her the next day that the experience would be used in fantasies of mine for future solo excursions. It was just that hot.
sometimes we share too much
If a woman won't allow anal, it isn't a deal breaker
Anal is only fun if BOTH parties enjoy it. If she's not into it, poking her in the ass just ain't as fun.
QUOTE(Kilgore Trout @ Jan 23 2006, 07:52 PM) [snapback]1575[/snapback]
Anal is only fun if BOTH parties enjoy it. If she's not into it, poking her in the ass just ain't as fun.
sez you
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Jan 23 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]1578[/snapback]
QUOTE(Kilgore Trout @ Jan 23 2006, 07:52 PM) [snapback]1575[/snapback]
Anal is only fun if BOTH parties enjoy it. If she's not into it, poking her in the ass just ain't as fun.
sez you
And when it is painful for her do you allow turn around as fair play?
Yippeee! Anal sex
I'm outta here for fear of IT spybots. Bad enough I hang out as it is! 
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jul 11 2006, 03:49 PM) [snapback]129864[/snapback]
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Jan 23 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]1578[/snapback]
QUOTE(Kilgore Trout @ Jan 23 2006, 07:52 PM) [snapback]1575[/snapback]
Anal is only fun if BOTH parties enjoy it. If she's not into it, poking her in the ass just ain't as fun.
sez you
And when it is painful for her do you allow turn around as fair play?
No sir! ALWAYS vag then anal, never the other way around...
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jul 11 2006, 03:49 PM) [snapback]129864[/snapback]
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Jan 23 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]1578[/snapback]
QUOTE(Kilgore Trout @ Jan 23 2006, 07:52 PM) [snapback]1575[/snapback]
Anal is only fun if BOTH parties enjoy it. If she's not into it, poking her in the ass just ain't as fun.
sez you
And when it is painful for her do you allow turn around as fair play?
fuck fairplay
QUOTE(Tom @ Jul 11 2006, 03:53 PM) [snapback]129873[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jul 11 2006, 03:49 PM) [snapback]129864[/snapback]
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Jan 23 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]1578[/snapback]
QUOTE(Kilgore Trout @ Jan 23 2006, 07:52 PM) [snapback]1575[/snapback]
Anal is only fun if BOTH parties enjoy it. If she's not into it, poking her in the ass just ain't as fun.
sez you
And when it is painful for her do you allow turn around as fair play?
fuck fairplay AND foreplay
Fuxxed
savages.
hey, i've got to make a dessert tonight. any ideas?
hey, i've got to make a dessert tonight. any ideas?
It's funny how there is never a thread dedicated to the virgins. Not that it would apply to me but still.
QUOTE(Tony @ Jul 11 2006, 03:57 PM) [snapback]129881[/snapback]
It's funny how there is never a thread dedicated to the virgins. Not that it would apply to me but still.
this could apply to virgins.
"discuss your intimate realities/fantasies" could mean "let's hear about your latest dry hump session".
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
QUOTE(jasmine @ Jul 11 2006, 03:57 PM) [snapback]129880[/snapback]
savages.
hey, i've got to make a dessert tonight. any ideas?
just get a big bowl of ice cream!
hickman started this thread on my birthday
QUOTE(Big Pink @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129888[/snapback]
hickman started this thread on my birthday
what did you think when you unwrapped your gift?
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
QUOTE(Tom @ Jul 11 2006, 04:01 PM) [snapback]129890[/snapback]
QUOTE(Big Pink @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129888[/snapback]
hickman started this thread on my birthday
what did you think when you unwrapped your gift?
QUOTE(Bhickman @ Jan 23 2006, 05:17 PM) [snapback]1424[/snapback]
The subject? Anal sex.
The other night my wife got REALLY into this and was grinding into me something fierce. I told her the next day that the experience would be used in fantasies of mine for future solo excursions. It was just that hot.
QUOTE(sin city @ Jul 11 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]129894[/snapback]
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
GRID-PERSON!!! I fucking hate grid people!!
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:12 PM) [snapback]129918[/snapback]
QUOTE(sin city @ Jul 11 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]129894[/snapback]
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
GRID-PERSON!!! I fucking hate grid people!!
You navigate by landmarks? OK. It's about a half-mile east of that green flag pole. Y'know the one? Next to the cracked piece of sidewalk, that's right next to where the Brown's used to be.
Can't miss it.
Roscoe Village.
Pleasure Chest moved there.
Pleasure Chest moved there.
QUOTE(jasmine @ Jul 11 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]129880[/snapback]
hey, i've got to make a dessert tonight. any ideas?
Sliced fruit & whipped cream, tastefully laid out upon your naked form (well, this's the thread you chose to ask in...)
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:12 PM) [snapback]129918[/snapback]
QUOTE(sin city @ Jul 11 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]129894[/snapback]
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
GRID-PERSON!!! I fucking hate grid people!!
Remember where Klein's wedding was? It's about two and a half miles northwest of there.
What will you be doing in that neck of the woods? It's also about two miles south of me, so come over.
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jul 11 2006, 04:17 PM) [snapback]129927[/snapback]
QUOTE(jasmine @ Jul 11 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]129880[/snapback]
hey, i've got to make a dessert tonight. any ideas?
Sliced fruit & whipped cream, tastefully laid out upon your naked form (well, this's the thread you chose to ask in...)
blech.
QUOTE(sin city @ Jul 11 2006, 02:02 PM) [snapback]129894[/snapback]
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
For a second I thought she was asking about a pair of dates, a couple of guys named Damen & Roscoe...
QUOTE(jasmine @ Jul 11 2006, 02:20 PM) [snapback]129933[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jul 11 2006, 04:17 PM) [snapback]129927[/snapback]
QUOTE(jasmine @ Jul 11 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]129880[/snapback]
hey, i've got to make a dessert tonight. any ideas?
Sliced fruit & whipped cream, tastefully laid out upon your naked form (well, this's the thread you chose to ask in...)
blech.
What? You asked, I gave you an answer. I could always suggest Strawberry Jello Lingams & Yonis...
Yea, I thought it might not be too far away from you.
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:12 PM) [snapback]129918[/snapback]
QUOTE(sin city @ Jul 11 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]129894[/snapback]
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
GRID-PERSON!!! I fucking hate grid people!!
why would you hate grid people? it's like the way to figure out where you are, ya know. I think that might mean you hate 99% of all men. Women are landmark people; men are grid people.
Jasmine - Go get some cookies at Rudy's or Dinkels or something.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jul 11 2006, 04:42 PM) [snapback]129970[/snapback]
Jasmine - Go get some cookies at Rudy's or Dinkels or something.
Thanks, Biggie, for getting us back on topic--because it's not over until everyone gets their cookies.
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QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:12 PM) [snapback]129918[/snapback]
QUOTE(sin city @ Jul 11 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]129894[/snapback]
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Jul 11 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]129886[/snapback]
hey jasmine, where is damen and roscoe?
at the corner of Roscoe and Damen...
1800 west, 3300(?) north
GRID-PERSON!!! I fucking hate grid people!!
Pretty much, yea
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Jul 11 2006, 04:45 PM) [snapback]129972[/snapback]
Thanks, Biggie, for getting us back on topic--because it's not over until everyone gets their cookies.
Cookies from Rudys>Hickman sex thread.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Jul 11 2006, 04:42 PM) [snapback]129970[/snapback]
Jasmine - Go get some cookies at Rudy's or Dinkels or something.
I'd love to do that, but it's for a friend's birthday. I want to make something original and fresh and blahblahblah. I'm going to make a dessert bread.
Dinkels, though. Holy shit is that good stuff. I was biking past Lutz a week or so ago and saw that the sign was gone. I thought it had closed and had a mild heart attack. Thank God it's just under construction. Phew.
why are you goin to damen and roscoe? that's my hood dollface.
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Jul 11 2006, 05:55 PM) [snapback]130067[/snapback]
why are you goin to damen and roscoe? that's my hood dollface.
helping a friend move to an apartment over a bar
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