I like them a lot. There's something so great about just getting that simple release without any muss or fuss.

you a-hole. i knew you'd create a poll out of this.

haha...you know me all too well.

why do something that a guy can do himself? and probably ten times better, no less.

boring.

Women suck at this. ESPECIALLY the ones who think they're good. The only one who can give u a good one is yrself end of story.

masturbation for guys tends to be fast to just get it over with.

a nice, soft hand from a woman who takes things slow, who rubs your balls and is tender is an awesome experience.

See? You women can be as clueless about what us guys want as we can be about you.

hell yes handjobs are good. especially the over/under...thats a treat.

over/under?

over/under on how many more posts before i vomit: 3

slackmo wins.

handjobs still suck.

legit lol

I prefer footjobs

yes.

they're stupid and pointless. and boring! might as well be knitting or reading a book... probably more exciting.

Huh. Who knew it would take a handjob thread for me to agree with Hickman. If you don't like them you've probably never gotten a good one.

Vote me in for "Good." They kind of have a nostalgic appeal for me. Hearken back to the more innocent, carefree days of youth. Sure, they have nothing on a good blowjob, but handjobs have their own special place in my heart.

I think its pretty clear based on how this vote is turning out that most of you have never had a handjob.

while I appreciate when a woman attempts to perform a hand job on me, it really just doesn't cut it
if i want something different from a hand job, I'll use my left hand

The Stranger.

Why am I thinking about the Handjob scene from Animal House? "Is it supposed to be this soft?"

girls can give good handjobs, what are you guys talking about...

(unscented baby oil is the best. really.)

Yes, but can they give good footjobs?

i can only think of getting one hojo (and that was high school) that went to completion without turning into a blowjob first. and it wasn't very good.

baby oil is cheating tho, you could fuck a cactus with that shit.

Been there, done that. Crossword puzzles too

this thread is disgusting. I dont wanna know.

you need a ride to that Film School show?

Best person to learn how to give a good hand job from is a gay man. They are all pros at this shit and they can teach you on themselves. Even the famous up and over twist two-handed technique. That said, I must vote "not good" for selfish reason. It simply doesn't turn me on as much as say, giving head does.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

free hand job movies

Unless, of course, we're talking role playing. Then it's completely different ie: "Please don't make me touch it, daddy!" Yea, that's good times

this thread needs pictures

nope..this thread needs video

i hate this thread

Oh please

There's nothing wrong with a good incest or rape fantasy between two consenting adults

video

This thread needs NSFW tags.

and let's not forget ageplay. although, that can be incorporated into either of the aforementioned.

or late sunday morning in the rectory with father pete role play.

are you slow or something? What about the thread title "Hand Jobs" doesn't scream out "NSFW"???

Top 10 fantasy scenerios:

1. Forced sex/rape
2. 9 1/2 Weeks (randomly acted out scene from the movie)
3. Daddy/Uncle/Teacher
4. Boss/coworker
5. Policeman
6. Vampire
7. Coma patient/Necrophiliac
8. Blackmail
9. Gangbang
10. Celebrity

Wow.

Sounds like fun.

Yippee.

I'm not reading this thread, but hand jobs are no good.

That is the only one that gave me a "Huh?" moment. And I am one sick puppy.

marry me?

lmao

oh yeah thats right.....your into footplay.

right buttercup?

Us uncircumsized boys don't even need the use of lube to enjoy a good tug.

Man, uncut dicks give me the creeps.