So, the bathroom is like ten feet from my cubicle. This morning, I am the only one in the room besides Eric. He goes into the bathroom and is in there for like 20 minutes. It's obvious from the noises coming from inside that he is having some problems. He comes out and works for like 15 minutes and then goes back in for another ten. When he comes out again, he says "Skippy, I gotta run home real quick". So, immediately think, he crapped his pants or maybe he wants to take some medication. Then when he gets back from his house, he pushes his chair out of his cubicle and says "I spilled something on this chair, I need another one." There is a bottle of cleaner sitting on his desk and the chair has obviously been scrubbed. There is a big wet spot in the middle towards the back on the seat of the chair. Am I jumping to conclusions? Is there another explanation?

No and no. Commmence pointing and laughing.

Give his chair the smell test.

Well, he could have pissed himself.

ha! eric crapped himself. find out what he had for breakfast.

he sharted.




alot.

the thread title made me laugh out loud.

pooping pants=funny

Well, if that's what it takes to get you to post around here I'll buy you a box of ExLax and you can make that guy some cookies with them...

lol.

ohhhhhhh... poor eric.

hit him in the nuts with a door handle. that'll make him forget all about his shitty pants.

Is crapping your pants the new thing to do? I was listening to Stern this morning and Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy both crapped their pants.

That's pretty bad.

I've crapped my pants once, the bed once, and in the shower twice. One of the shower shits was on purpose.

I'm not saying it's cool, I'm just saying.

shitting in the shower!!!! Yes!!!

not saying I've done it.

cool..

yeah, i've got to raise my hand to the pants-crapping, too.

when i was eight, i had to go very badly, but my mom was dyeing her hair in the bathroom. for some reason, i started doing jumping jacks to keep it in and well, that didn't work. my mom came out and was like, "what the fuck? why didn't you just knock on the door?" and then she laughed at me while i cried.

good mommy.

que?

please explain......or wait.
maybe not

bedshitter:

guilty of this once as well. insanely drunk, walking home from an afternoon doubleheader at wrigley and a block from home, i just couldn't hold it in anymore.

The purposeful shower shit was at about the age of 17 or so (way too fucking old to try such a thing) and I decided to see if I could do it in the shower and just wash it all down. Man, that was a big mistake. It was all over my legs, my feet, and the shower walls. It was quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever done.

They call you Skippy at work?

And I guarantee he crapped himself...

Geez, I feel bad for the poor fella...I've had two accidents myself as an adult (one in a moving car unfortunately) - matter of fact, if folks were honest, I'd bet at least half the people here have had this kind of accident.

Waitaminnit...maybe this is the same guy that threw his leather chair out onto the street...Ballbag???

Ummm, do we know this Eric?

i've mentioned him before. I believe she met him at my wedding.

and complain, yes, everyone calls me skippy, even my wife.

update, he has his chair back now.

i did indeed. he provided at least ten minutes of laughter for me.

just leave a roll of toilet paper or a diaper on his desk after he leaves. He'll appreciate the gesture.

Sometimes I like to "miss" the toilet just a little at work. Keeps people on their toes.

I'm sure Skippy will appreciate the gesture that's made in return.

okay ,the middle toward the back on the seat of the chair is a bit suspicious, but suppose he actually *did* just spill something??


remind me never to be friends with you.



okay, enough; this thread is disgusting.

As someone with Crohn's Disease, I've been blessed that all my "accidents" have occured in the comfort of my own home. I haven't had any incidents yet like that poor girl at Old Navy a year and a half ago and I don't plan to considering that I'm feeling better, and that Viagra has been found effective in treating Crohn's Disease, so yeah...

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I crapped in the shower once. I was tripping my brains out and felt a sudden urge to take a shower - then while I was in there I thought I had the sudden urge to fart - I was wrong.

I had to mash it into the drain with my foot, while peaking on triple dipped purple swirl blotter - it was insane.

*sigh* I miss my teens.

Will you make sure to announce it to NBC 5 News if you do have an accident in public?

I crapped my pants once. It was actually diarrhea. I was at softball practice in 4th grade and my dad was my coach. It was the beginning of practice, and I really had to go. My dad is kinda a hardass, so he said "NO! YOU WILL STAY, AND YOU WILL PRACTICE!" Because there were no bathrooms nearby. I started practicing and I couldnt hold it, so I just diarrheaad all in my baseball pants. Now, I didnt want to look foolish, so I didnt say anything, and I kept practicing for the next hour and a half, running after softballs and sliding into bases (very unfomfortable). Luckily, I was wearing an enormous shirt that hid any stain. It unfortunatly however, did not hid the horrible odor that I tried to blame on someone else.

True story. Its weird that Im even posting this. oh well.

I had to run from the basement to the top floor last night in a mad dash NOT to crap my pants.

Did it pool up around your ankles? Those elastic ankled baseball pants can be a bitch.

Whoa! I was gonna keep this to myself but can't now. I had a strangely similar experience when I was like 9 or so. I was goalie on an indoor soccer team. I really had to go but didn't know how to tell the coach I needed a timeout. Eventually it came right there on the field. I was in an utter panic hoping no one would notice then just gave up and sprinted to the bathroom to clean up. It was horrible.

Andy, you and I should start a team.

I've never pooped my pants with a full shit, maybe a little squirt when I tried to fart or something. I did shit on the bathroom floor once though. got the pants all unbuttoned midway through the house, pulled em' down and swung around to sit. guess my body didnt wanna wait for seat contact. that was so bad...

luckily no one was home to wonder about me in the bathroom for two hours.

The lesson I gave one small cousin of mine: doesn't matter where you are, if you need to use the bathroom, tell the closest adult immediately (if you're in a store or business of some kind, preferably someone who works there). They will get you to a bathroom IMMEDIATELY.

'course that wouldn't help Eric.

unless the store is Old Navy

Man, I forgot about that. What happened with that lawsuit?

When I was little I pooped my pants walking. I was in gym of all places and it happened. I asked to go to the bathroom and at first the teacher said no. She then looked at me and realized I was serious. I don't think anyone knew. However, peeing in class was a different story. I hated to ask to use the bathroom in grade school. Let's just say everyday I had to take extra pair of underwear to class.


Why did I admit that? *hangs head in shame*

We could get a whole league going.

Peeing in class is hilarious. Especially when you are taking the PSAT (you take this when you are what, like 16, maybe?) and you realize the kid sitting next to you just peed ALL over the his chair and the ground. I dont even remember if that kid asked to leave or not after it happend.

Im sure Rufus and Britkid remember that.

I bet that kid was embarassed. When I had my accidents I was probably 7 or 8. Do share the story.

anyone ever been to cedar point? i shit myself there when i was a kid. i was coming off the log flume ride and knew i had to go. so i made a beeline for the can but didn't make it. my dad had to help me clean it up and i was there was my best friend. just awful. i was about 22 or so.

ok, i was actually 9-ish.



those are called "foops."



this reminds me of that scene in "parenthood" when the kids are singing the "diarrhea" song. there was some line in there about sliding into all the bases (i think).

when you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst. diarrhea. diarrhea.

When you're slidin' into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea