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Undercooked Sausage

Mar 14 2006, 12:24 AM

Okay, so it's spring break, and it's time to stretch my (dick) creative side a (is my cock) little(?) bit.

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I will post a page every day, or week, or month. or whenever the hell i feel like it. Enjoy.

avec

Mar 14 2006, 03:09 AM

Mitchell

Mar 14 2006, 03:37 AM

I think I speak for everyone, parent or otherwise, when I say that they wouldn't like children to read that or any other thing you've written.

I, on the other hand, am grabbing some popcorn.

Complain

Mar 14 2006, 08:11 AM

This is like a bad episode of "South Park"...

(eagerly awaits results)

Undercooked Sausage

Mar 14 2006, 11:11 AM

Hips

Mar 14 2006, 11:14 AM

is there such thing as female sperm?

Undercooked Sausage

Mar 14 2006, 11:15 AM

is there such thing as fuck you

worrywort

Dec 28 2006, 10:16 AM

So then what happened after the dance?

scarymuppet

Dec 28 2006, 10:26 AM

QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 14 2006, 11:16 AM) [snapback]42540[/snapback]

QUOTE(skinnyhipsrivers @ Mar 14 2006, 10:14 AM) [snapback]42537[/snapback]

is there such thing as female sperm?

Every time a girl sperm finds a boy egg, a female bodybuilder is born.

A friend of mine's girlfriend has started power lifting. Yikes.

velocity

Dec 28 2006, 02:40 PM

QUOTE(scarymuppet attacks @ Dec 28 2006, 07:26 AM) [snapback]276372[/snapback]

QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 14 2006, 11:16 AM) [snapback]42540[/snapback]

QUOTE(skinnyhipsrivers @ Mar 14 2006, 10:14 AM) [snapback]42537[/snapback]

is there such thing as female sperm?

Every time a girl sperm finds a boy egg, a female bodybuilder is born.

A friend of mine's girlfriend has started power lifting. Yikes.

Relax. Women don't build serious muscle mass (or grow a mustache) unless they're juicing.

Mitchell

Oct 5 2007, 04:51 PM

More please.

Undercooked Sausage

Oct 5 2007, 04:54 PM

One of my many aborted projects that may never see completion. I make Slackmo look like Bob Pollard

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و ب

Oct 5 2007, 04:56 PM

why can't it end at the dance party

there doesn't need to be conflict, let's just have some fucking fun

Undercooked Sausage

Oct 5 2007, 05:05 PM

dunno what kind of crack you've been on lately to up your boarding game so much but keeping ODing on it

KENAN THOMPSON

Oct 5 2007, 05:26 PM

sausage, i think you're TAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

Undercooked Sausage

Nov 17 2008, 01:56 AM

bump

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