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i can't believe dirty hippie returned after the shame of being caught blaring the juno soundtrack in his dorm room

I have broad shoulders.

But I'm kinda (kinda???) out of shape.

Montana, simakos, yancy and slackmo to board. We need a good fight

how many pills do you think red has to take everyday to avoid hating herself everytime she clicks "add reply"

do you think yancy just changes into his pajamas as soon as he gets home from work everyday?

I do this sometimes.

Russell has you beat in posts today by miles.

Certain things I try my best not to think about - that's up there.

it's not our fault that that slacker Madrox left you with the boarding responsibilities of two regulars

take it up with him

are le chaton and gwa gimmick accounts or are they just horrible posters

do you think trails still shaves his balls or is he at that age where his wife looks like an assistant principal and he just doesn't give a fuck anymore

gimme a break, Madrox, you are just 3% of the Top 20 postings right now.

Member Joined Total Member Posts Posts Today % of today's posts
booradley'sboy 14-July 08 200 134 14.30%
Madrox 22-January 06 5,100 28 2.99%
Chronodiggity 20-November 06 5,391 26 2.77%
Trails 24-January 06 6,442 22 2.35%
Some Girl 22-January 06 6,617 22 2.35%
agrimorfee 23-January 06 10,645 19 2.03%
ladytron: the tv series 23-January 06 2,802 19 2.03%
Waylon 10-February 06 3,532 18 1.92%
red 30-May 06 9,230 17 1.81

If I thought this way very long I'd just brain myself with something heavy until I couldn't ever think again.

Mental pictures...

::shudders::

Keep going Madrox. Good stuff.

I better take a break.

Please don't encourage him

If they're not posting in the threads we're reading, it doesn't count.

You take him too seriously.

if montana was left alone in a room with a ten year old boy and a retail copy of "echoes: the best of pink floyd" which one do you think he'd open up first

i just hung up on my girlfriend at jew camp after two minutes after she walked ten minutes to the edge of camp to get reception, because she hadn't read the short story i sent her yet
fuck

godammit - that's the second time nick's been right this week. keep going, man, you're on a roll.

Suck the cock of a guy who's the offspring of a marriage that was chronicled in the Times' "Weddings & Celebrations" section (complete with photographs) or read a short story from an Alabaman....

Hmmm. Which is it?

the best thread

Hey Don Rickles, I must be a dummy because I had to that read three times to get the joke.

haha
this guy from camp has made two posts on her wall that just say "SWEET HOME ALABAMA DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN"
and i'm wondering if that's their song now or something

chrono will you post pinkercock.jpg
i don't have a copy of it on my computer

edit: and i want to send it to someone

Needs to be addressed, the biggest wtf of the day: Did Red start a Mad Libs thread and then not post the goddamn story?

And then not understand she should post the story?

Ladytron:good to see this thread bore no fruit. wtf m-m-m-m-marcia. where's my story
Red: Huh? What story? Do I owe you a story?

She posted one story - it was about Catcher in the Rye. Did she not post the other?

Dunno, just caught end of thread. Cute idea though.

not even a some girl reference could make me open that mad libs thread

Ah, Red, I apologize. She did. It was short.

Frighteningly close to the truth. Are you one of the latinos working on my building's balconies all month? I think one of them saw my junk the other day, lol.

they were excerpts from Catcher In the Rye and Eleanor Rigby...it was fun.

Very funny stuff in here. The Montana question had me bust out here at work. Pretending its being quoted by Kutcher makes it even better.

I'm giving brainstorm 5 stars. His boarding over the last couple of days needs rewarded in some way.

yeah i have done a complete 180 on brainstorm

my photobucket blocked it, and i just deleted it yesterday

still on my phone though

fuck my life

haha
i deleted it pretty quickly from my phone in case i ever left it somewhere

brb quiznos + gym + chillin with bitchez

is it ever too late to get my penis circumsized? girls always get shocked by my foreskin.

I remember watching some Sex In The City episode where the hot brunette wouldn't sleep with some guy b/c he wasn't circumcised. I think the dude even went and got circumcised due to his inner trauma. Based solely on this, I would be petrified to move to the US.

It's just something for a bunch of prissy women to obsess about on a dumb tv show. I've never had a female object to it. One even liked it more.

When Moses led the Israelites to the Promised Land, they offered their enemies a deal: Death or conversion, on the spot. The ones who chose conversion were circumsized immediately.

No anaesthetic, obviously.

Yeah so obviously I was exaggerating. It is funny how some people react to this, though.

edit: ^^

In threads as strange as this, people don't really need to be coaxed very much to talk about these things.

DON'T.

It's better that way. Why do you think I'm still with my cockface boyfriend?

Eww, I'm so bawdy today.

i struggle to think how anyone could possibly have a foreskin/circumcised preference

it's like the pulp vs. no pulp orange juice debate

It doesn't matter either way, but it is nicer. I'm small though so I feel a difference.

I wonder if it's like 'Once you go black you don't go back'. 'Once you go skin, you keep it in'?

Once you go cut, everything else is 'yuck'?

Can't speak to foreskin, but keep your pulp out of my orange juice.