And the muscular cyborg German dudes
Dance with sexy French Canadians

I've got soul but i'm not a soldier

I've got legs but i'm not a legend.

Now, I'm going to make you dance,
It's your chance,
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Oops, I mean girl... girl, girl, girl...

OMFG. That's a beautiful, beautiful thing. What the hell is it from?

Yesterday I was sucking on a lemon.

boing
boom tschak
ping!

-Kraftwerk, Boing Boom Tschak

let us be who we am
and let us kick out the jams

"You walk, you talk
you act like a woman
you look like a woman to me

You move, you groove
you love like a woman
you feel like a woman to me..."


- The Troggs, "Feels Like A Woman"

when you love somebody and bite your tongue
all you get is a mouthful of blood

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" where he's just spitting out all those random words, just cut-up stuff.

Eminem I do believe.
And I've always been a sucker for these lines, despite knowing they're pretty heinous, I think they are brilliant for some unbeknownst reason...

My best friend's a butcher,
He has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town
At least he tries
Oh look it stopped snowing

'I do what I want,
And I want you'
- Andrew WK

'Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses'
- Black Sabbath

Oh Andrew WK is in my book all over the place for this. Pretty much all of the track "I Get Wet" is retardedly brilliant in my eyes. Especially the line...

"I get wet
Without even trying
I get wet
When I know that you're dying"

or who can forget this ballbuster

"I love
New York City
Oh yeah
New York City"

Yes, Andrew WK is retardedly fun. And now with that said, I think he had a dvd come out today of concert footage which may or may not feature my friend and I. I think I'll go nab that up now, thank you very much.

I was just on his site (and what a derangedly excellent intro it has, too), and noticed that DVD. I need it. Need it bad. I loved his debut to ridiculous levels.

obvious fave:

"I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy."

Yeah, I remembered a few years ago AWK was playing Bottom Longue and at that show, a camera crew came up to my friend and I and just left the camera pointed at us. No prompts no nothing, so my friend starts yelling into the camera how Andrew WK is god and he parties harder than anyone ever has before. It was truly a thing of beauty. I'm hoping that somehow makes the dvd.

Oh yeah, and I once gave Andrew WK a cake. True story. It was called the Andrew W-Cake and had a picture of "I Get Wet" on there with the words "Cake It Off" written around it. AWK got so excited he picked me up on his shoulders and started yelling incoherrantly. One of the greatest/filthiest feeling nights of my life.

when you were young and your heart was an open book
you used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
but if this ever-changing world
in which we live in
makes you give in and cry
say live and let die

there's a bimbo in the limo
and the bimbo is me

When I was a baby, I never needed diapers
And when I was in gradeschool, I thought I was a spider
I went to baby college
Started smokin' baby weed
My high school was in China
But I don't even live there

"if you wanna find all the cops,
they're hanging out in the donut shop..."

[EDIT: i can't get the multi-quote feature to work; sorry...]

[quote name='undo' date='Jan 24 2006, 02:02 PM' post='2494']
Now, I'm going to make you dance,
It's your chance,
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Oops, I mean girl... girl, girl, girl...[/quote]

i love this.

[quote name='birdistheword' date='Jan 24 2006, 03:31 PM' post='2666']"Smells Like Teen Spirit" where he's just spitting out all those random words, just cut-up stuff.
[/quote]now that you mention it... that's actually pretty hilarious.

My best friend's a butcher,
He has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town
At least he tries
[b]Oh look it stopped snowing[/b][/quote]


[quote name='Hewletts Daughter' date='Jan 24 2006, 03:49 PM' post='2709']
Oh Andrew WK is in my book all over the place for this. Pretty much all of the track "I Get Wet" is retardedly brilliant in my eyes. Especially the line...

"I get wet
Without even trying
I get wet
When I know that you're dying"

or who can forget this ballbuster

"I love
New York City
Oh yeah
New York City"

Yes, Andrew WK is retardedly fun. And now with that said, I think he had a dvd come out today of concert footage which may or may not feature my friend and I. I think I'll go nab that up now, thank you very much.
[/quote]
there could actually be a whole thread dedicated to stupid song lyrics about NYC.
-----------
dumb lyrics that are infectious:

"i'm gonna ge- ge- get you drunk"
i swear though, the rest of that song is worthless...

Yeah, there could be, but Andrew WK still takes the cake for that piece of work.

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of cher
(reminds me of cher)
She's always changing
(she's always changing)
The color of her hair
(color of her hair)
She don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines


Also,

"I wanna live with a cinnamon girl/I could be happy/the rest of my life/with a cinnamon girl"

'cause courtney needs love
And so do i...

like an overweight karate kid you can moonwalk over my heart

Don’t you recognize, I’ll rock the boat again
I’m getting scurvy bad

Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
I'm a labourer of love in my persian gloves - a ha ha

that is a good one, and it really always stands out whenever i listen to that record. and then i'm like, wait, that's not all THAT great a lyric. oh well. nice choice, says i.

Mom threw me out til I get some pants that fit.
She just don't approve of my strange kind of wit

mentally connected
Throw the microphone 50 ft. in the air and catch it.
Somebody throws a baby,
Oh shit!
Do a spin move and catch it,
and the crowd goes crazy.

I took a shower and I put on my best blue jeans
I picked her up in my new V double U van
She wore a peasant blouse with nothing underneath
I said "Hi", she said, "yeah, I guess I am"

oh man, the chorus to DYS "wolfpack"

Wolfpack! Don't give us any shit
Wolfpack! Or you're gonna get hit
Wolfpack! It's a unity ideal
Wolfpack! Better believe it's real

the "problem with you" speech you gave me was fine
I like the theories about my "little stage"
and I swore I was listening
but I started drifting
around the part about me acting my age

i've always been partial to:
"that's when friends were nice;
to think of them just makes you feel nice."

Awesome

"I just can't wait
I can't wait to go back home
I mean, the complex sex ritual"

nice choice

Hail to the sky!
Hail to the sky!
It's time to watch a show!
It's time to watch a show!
The trees wanna grow!
The trees wanna grow!
Grow, grow, grow!

YO MAMA'S ON THE TOP OF MY THINGS TO DO LIST

Dude was playing around like he thought we was racing
A hundred miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said man you okay
He said yeah so I punched him in the face

edit-hmm. I don't think this is bril, just kinda dumb I guess...ah well.

They Might Be Giants have a knack of writing silly music, and really nasty lyrics. This is my fave:

Twisting In The Wind

She set your goldfish free
And now she's sighing
Blew out your pilot light
And made a wish
She doesn't have to have her DB's record back now
There's not a lot of things that she'll take back
She wants to see you again
She wants to see you again
Slowly twisting in the wind
Twisting, twisting, in the wind
She's not your satellite
She doesn't miss you
So turn off your smoke machine and Marshall stack
She doesn't have to have her Young Fresh Fellows tape back now
There's not a lot of things that she'll take back
She wants to see you again
She wants to see you again
Slowly twisting in the wind
Twisting, twisting, in the wind

It's not the lyric, it's the very happy peppy keyboard that carries the tune.

[quote name='Saskadelphia' date='Jan 28 2006, 06:24 PM' post='6330']
Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
I'm a labourer of love in my persian gloves - a ha ha"


Oh! That's a good one! Makes me want to go to listen to T.Rex....


"Dressed to kill & looking dynamite
With her high leg stockings and her sweater so tight
I asked her name,
she said her name was Maybe"

She can read.
She can read.
She can read.
She can read, she's ba-ad.

She can read.
She can read.
She can read, she's ba-ad.
Oh, she's ba-ad.

you got me rolling around
frog on my head
holy shazam

I pull up, let her get in
She know from the beginning
She added to the list of them chicks that I done been in
Her head spinnin' and my head spinnin'
Mine from juice and gin-in, hers from neck and chinin'
I'm a winner, man

the rhymes are Darryl's
but the burgers are Ronald's

fountains of wayne has some of my favorite lyrics. a personal highlight from "i'll do the driving"

we go out
jukebox plays jumpin' jack flash
she says 'i love johnny cash'
'the man in red'
i turn my head
pretend not to hear what she said.

me too.


WILL YOU STOP PRETENDING I'VE NEVER BEEN BORN?
NOW I LOOK A LITTLE MORE LIKE THAT GUY FROM KORN

Kill the king
Strip the queen
Are you my friend
Dear Charlie Sheen