first time ever. have a whole new appreciation for boobs now.

I saw the thread title and just assumed this was a Nick thread. I'm slightly disappointed.

Although I'm sure you've just provided masturbation fodder for the rest of the board, so good job. Now I expect this thread to go about five pages or so of people asking for details.

Begin.

This thread is absolutely worthless without pics...

i fear as such.

you fear masturbation?

don't we all?




















(no.)

No, but for serious, are you going to tell this story or not? No offense, but I've got a thesis to write and I need to spend my time wisely.

For real, make with the details, and I will owe ya one.

dude, diesel, don't pretend like you're above the rest of us. you want to hear the story just like the rest of us. i'm sure kat is more than happy to give us some details when she's good and ready. if she isn't, i'm sure she wouldn't have started the thread.

clever.

sorry to disappoint. use your imagination. (i'm sure you already are.)

Merriam-Webster's online dictionary defines a tease as one who aims "to tantalize especially by arousing desire or curiosity without intending to satisfy it."

I got on a tuna wrap last night if anyone wants to hear about that. I'm eager to dish. Provolone cheese. Onion sauce. Onions. Tomatoes. Lettuce.

I loved it so much that I even got BACK up on it this morning with a tuna and horseradish sandwich at the deli. I have a whole new appreciation for tuna now.

welcome to the club.

Last night Kev took me to see Brokeback Mountain, then afterward kept buying me mimosas until I didn't know which was up.

Story ends there for you guys, though. Sorry.

if you have the internet or are young enough to attend a frat party...this is everyday sorta news.

Thread useless without detailed play by play.

i realize this, but it is not everyday news for me...

was it just to check it out or what? I dont get the curiosity behind it. I dont know.

and I tend to be towards the homophobic side, the whole idea is kinda ehh to me. I know peoples rights and all but a penis was made for a vagina and thats a sign of what should happen.

Well, it was an onion bagel, toasted. What else can I tell you? I mean, what do you want? A picture?

yeah, i suppose. she's really good looking, and we have often played the "we're dating" gag on guys at bars so they'll leave us alone. it was inevitable in some ways b/c of that

cream cheese? Was there cream cheese?!? Don't leave us hanging man!

Are we talkin' albacore or regular? If it came out of a can, was it oil or water?

Sprouts or no sprouts Ben... How do you feel about sprouts.

yes.
welcome to the club of boarders who post nonsense posts for attention. you really belong here now! *hugs*

hey! not fair. i'm having a v.weird morning-after experience here

i forgot to mention self-aggrandizing and pandering.
haha, and most likely false.

man, i had to look up what "pandering" meant.


and yes, i always create false stories on msg boards on my sat morning, just for kicks. ha! fun, see!

Aren't you still in Hawaii? Did the two of you go there together? If so, it probably was inevitable on some sort of subconcious level.

YSI, please

nope, just got back yesterday morning.

i make it perfectly clear that i'm a bitch. nothing inner to it.

and the only jealousy i have towards anyone is ben for having that aweosme bagel. man!

Hey, stop posting here, I want to here about Ben's Bagels and I have to keep reading through all of this other stuff.

Who the hell wants to talk about chicks making out? BAGELS, MAN.

Bagels... you know, they're just not for me, sorry...

Homophobe.

why?

the way I see it, the longer this thread stays at the top the more likely we are to get some details... but whatever, I don't mind being a male lesbian.

So, compared to eating an onion bagel, how did the overall experience measure up?

i'm extremely weirded out @ the moment. she's a really good friend; i'm not into this.

ever tried bruegger's bagels? those get me so hot.

Regular tuna from the restaurant. No sprouts. Heavy onion on both. Sprouts are okay, but a little too veggie for me. It's not that I don't like them. It's just that I feel like I'm always being asked to eat them instead of meat. Folk music seems to be the only lasting legacy of the communist party, sometimes I think goofball meat alternatives will be all that's left of the hippies in 20 years time. What is up with boca burgers? I mean, for real, if you're all anti-meat because you think it's cruel and akin to murder, why do you make all your food look just like the damn thing? I mean, do you walk around with your peace gun or burn a cross for tolerance? I don't think so.

Man, I'm turning into Andy Rooney.

I guess there's a first time for everything...

and on a more serious note, kalmia I understand how kat would want to share this with someone being something new and all, so I don't think of it as such a big deal. I see it as an " OMG!!! OMG OMG!!! I just..." and because I seem naive I'll STFU on the subject.

i understand that too. but a fairly anonymous message board? at least share it with your radio listeners. maybe you'll get some dates out of it.

Brug's bagels are pretty good, and the best you're likely to find in a Cedar Rapids, Iowa. To that, I can attest. I loves their cinnamon raisins.

well maybe the fact that it's an anonymous message board helps-no one will really make that big of a deal about the issue. and unless you happen to attend a SOMB night out, chances are you will never knowingly come into contact with anyone.

the garlic herb lite cream cheese, man. i just want to smother it all over me.

I found Kat cute before. Now, I find her way cute.

Had I known this would be about bagels I woulda had my pants off long ago. or a girl making out with a bagel?!?! oh god Im sweating!

These threads go over really well. And yet, they happen so rarely.

Well, most of us don't have ready access to East Coast delis like Ben does now.
It's going to top my list next time I go east for sure.

Either way, I gotta find myself one of those bagels now, the bruegger's cinnamon raisin kind...