you can guess what the marker was for (not kidding)

don't know if i should be impressed or horrified, saus

or madrox or whatever

yeah you disgust me, but i guess i'll participate

regret this one a lot, she wouldn't fuck unless we listened to all the silent tracks on korn - follow the leader over and over

she said the atmosphere made her wet and only her, it was like a dog whistle

LOL.

But, also fuck you for stealing my thread idea.

im the guy on the right in this picture

nah jk

but she was one rough-ass fuck

loooool awesome thread idea

ill go dig up some pix .. i hope all the sombies participate in this

a little big but i've had shameful nights with bigger (won't post pics though)

i shot my load all over that very same mirror, she never cleaned it up and now there's a Pearl Harbor poster stuck to it like putty

Not quoting here.

Sorry buddy

first girl i was ever w/ when i was just a 15 year old white boy

really liked it when i played w/ her ass and we'd always fuck to will-2k

so tempted to post pics ...

this is svetlina, first girl ever to catch my seed, probably the best looking too

i broke up with her and now she's dating this guy:



who used to come to my psych 101 class blasting incubus - s.c.i.e.n.c.e. and drumming on the table with incense sticks

gross

sloppy seconds to this guy huh?

lol

very lol

Beat Happening.

regrets, i have a few

by teh wya this better not be some lopp toying with the somb crap.

not that i care about waht he thinks, this guy wasn;t cool so make funny photoshop edits to him or whatever

blah im going to get a drink

Nm.

She actually registered here in 2005 so she could vote for my alphabet album (and Akron/Family!) in the albums poll.

Hope she's forgotten about this place, LOL.

EDIT:

Fuck, this was the worst six weeks of my life. Goddamn. What a fucking nightmare.

i'm imagining that piece of pizza is your teenage wang. hot stuff

grossest post in somb history

Now this is the kind of shit that supports why nobody should be allowed to fuck 16 year old girls ever. Especially not an 18 year old me this summer.

Worst thing about going to a private school with people from the city and Chicago suburbs is that you make friends with perfectly decent people in places like fucking Streamwood. You go to their parties just for fun and you somehow end up with these regrettable experiences.

I mean, I'd fuck her again but I'd rather just leave it at that. None of this persistent drawn out shit when it's obvious that I have no interest. Girls like this who have no experience with actual interesting people who aren't from their bumfuck town are the worst because they're just blown away by your amazing ability to somehow be less of a tool than all of their friends.

EDIT: This girl loved LoTR, too. I should have asked if she had an elfin fetish...

She's way hot dude.

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

dont worry montana we all know u only bone ugly chicks

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

This thread see fun! LOPP make fun with idea. hahaha. LOPP!




Hell no.

No way dude; she's hot.

And as a bonus, she had a two-inch clit and sucked a mean dick.

i dont know wtf you are getting at but i can promise you some of these are real

but hey if it keeps us from having to see the buck toothed fatteys youve blapped then believe whatever you want

The males at LOPP don't have a sex life so this thread is not even close to believable.

chrono is not lopp's only poster

I only believe Paves' cooze conquests. Everyone else is just cutting and pasting shit.

Girl on the right.

She was known as this stinking drunk whore throughout high school. I had the biggest crush on her and she was on a completely different plane of intellect than me. I didn't smoke or drink at all, which probably had something to do with it because she was huge into the Chicago "punk scene" or whatever that bullshit is. I thought she was an amazing girl and was bummed that she always fell for that superficial "scene" crap.

She came to my graduation (I was a year younger than her) and it was the first time I'd seen her since her graduation the year before. It all came back to me why I was so into her in the first place. And the summer that followed that day was when I learned about how a little dabbling in weed and alcohol can boost your social life in significant ways. I think it's disgusting that popularity and being acknowledged have to center around silly stuff like that, but it's true.

I ended up hanging out with a bunch of shitty people in some hipster fuck's apartment in Humboldt Park one night, but she was there, too. Social events in my life are so sporadic that I knew I probably wouldn't see her at all until a year later or more. It was painful for me to go along with her "antics," but I'd blown so many opportunities for these kinds of things before that I knew I'd just regret this one more than any of those. I got a little fucked up, she got a lot fucked up, and things just kept unfolding until... eh, you can probably guess what.

Not really the ideal circumstances IMO, but I certainly don't regret it at all. I don't usually follow through with my lofty ambitions, but nailing this broad was a beautiful exception.

EDIT: I still masturbate to her Facebook pics, btw.

Come on, dude. Post one.

I know you have a daunting back catalog of hotties that would make all the indie rockers' balls (finally) drop.

Well, I know mine (this was my thread idea before Jamie stole it) and Paves' pics are real.

I used to talk over IM w/one of the girls Paves is talking about. Tons of lolz.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Favorite quote of the day.

Genius thread idea.

used to go to shows with her a long time ago. totally crushed on her the whole time. then one day i found out her and the bf split up..then the rumours started goin around that she had a thing for me as well. i sprung into action, and three dates later i was doing horrific things to her vagina.

you slept with sujan's wife!!!

Good thread.


I especially like when the links for the pictures are actually from facebook or myspace. If these are jokes (not that I really think they are), you are definitely pulling out the stops to make it believable.

someones covering his tracks

Are you missing a word in there, or were you the "horrible things"?

Jesus, Skinny, those are some heavily tatted arms. Not my thing, personally. I hope they stopped at the arms...

Haven't had the time/balls to actually get with more than a few girls during my teenage years so this is the last one for the thread. Sorry, pervs.



Ha, I don't know what the fuck she's doing in this pic. Aren't many flattering ones of her on the net... she's a bit goofy, crazy, etc. I go nuts for curvy girls like her, so I'm eternally lucky to have gotten as far as I did (way more than running all the way 'round the bases ) She didn't have much in the tits dept., sadly. I would kill to get with a curvy girl with a big bouncy rack. The first girl in this thread was a surfboard, the second an improvement, the third just phenomenal... if this one had been a little bustier, I could die happy tomorrow. But whatever, I have my whole life ahead of me. College, at least.

This one was a winner, though. Big legs... mmm...


Haha, amazing. That was the first girl I posted. During the brief period when she lurked, I warned her that this place was filled with people like Damo and that he was the "ultimate hipster snob." She didn't believe me so I gave him her sn.

Something tells me he really traumatized her, ha. Last time I let the internet/IRL boundaries be fucked with like that.

Come on Paul. You're smarter than that.