Hips
Aug 7 2006, 01:54 PM
QUOTE(Dan @ Aug 7 2006, 12:04 PM) [snapback]157112[/snapback]
QUOTE(coolrock @ Aug 7 2006, 11:48 AM) [snapback]157087[/snapback]
I have never worked in an office. I was at an artsy party once in LA, and the host made fortune cookies with custom fortunes inside. I don't dance much ( Caucasian, you know), but I asked this Asian dame to dance; then, I opened up the fortune cookie. It said, " You will sleep with the first person you dance with tonight." The girl kept bugging me to see what it said, so, finally, with faux reluctance, I showed it to her. She looked at me and said, "Hmmm." Two hours later, I was administering the coolcock.
That was my first and last Asian woman. Funny thing, an hour later I was horny again....
brilliant! long live
edit...after going through that whole response of his the whole god damned thing is gold.
undo
Aug 13 2006, 05:14 AM
^where did this come from?
john the cool kid
Aug 14 2006, 11:42 AM
QUOTE(undo @ Aug 13 2006, 05:14 AM) [snapback]163010[/snapback]
^where did this come from?
melissa
Pavement Ist Rad
Aug 14 2006, 12:21 PM
John, have you just been lurking for five years or did you have a user name or some shit at one point or another? I would love for this matter to be clarified.
boobs
Aug 14 2006, 04:24 PM
whoa, melissa!
what happened to melissa
last time she was on here she said something about me 'still being a jerk' or something.
Mitchell
Aug 14 2006, 04:27 PM
Deej, whay have you renamed yourself after a RHCP song?
biggie mcsmalls
Aug 14 2006, 04:37 PM
QUOTE(MitchellStirling @ Aug 14 2006, 04:27 PM) [snapback]164095[/snapback]
Deej, whay have you renamed yourself after a RHCP song?
He loves shirtless men with ponytails, obviously.
boobs
Aug 15 2006, 12:46 PM
I like RHCP! I dont know the song yr talking about off the top though.
Pavement Ist Rad
Aug 17 2006, 07:29 PM
QUOTE(Pavement Ist Rad @ Aug 14 2006, 12:21 PM) [snapback]163763[/snapback]
John, have you just been lurking for five years or did you have a user name or some shit at one point or another? I would love for this matter to be clarified.
Answer question, please.
Slackmo
Aug 18 2006, 02:04 PM
Archives entry requirements have fallen the fuck off.
Freddie Freelance
Aug 18 2006, 02:10 PM
Really, that post from me was just a reference to "SOMB Dream Band" thread. A joke reference to a joke thread with a Big Black reference in the middle should be the straight line not the punchline.
boobs
Aug 18 2006, 02:54 PM
Never mind it had potential to be way funnier.
This though is classic for all time:
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Modern R&B is the most hated on genre in recent yrs until the popist revolution which i pioneered but became disillusioned with eventually.
john the cool kid
Aug 18 2006, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(Pavement Ist Rad @ Aug 17 2006, 07:29 PM) [snapback]168683[/snapback]
QUOTE(Pavement Ist Rad @ Aug 14 2006, 12:21 PM) [snapback]163763[/snapback]
John, have you just been lurking for five years or did you have a user name or some shit at one point or another? I would love for this matter to be clarified.
Answer question, please.
lurked for most of the time. occasionally posting as guest. spoke out against bhickman, pearl jam and sebadoh.
Pavement Ist Rad
Aug 25 2006, 06:07 PM
lol @ my deleted post. Good times.
Slackmo
Aug 27 2006, 09:17 AM
QUOTE(worrywort @ Aug 27 2006, 02:22 AM) [snapback]177997[/snapback]
Make this man a mod.
If his first act as Archive Mod is to remove your post. It's a low-rent mad lib about the
otaku, which is why he threw it away in the compulsive posting thread.
boobs
Oct 27 2006, 12:03 PM
Someone should really be saving some of Jigga's better recent moments.
elc
Oct 31 2006, 09:58 AM
QUOTE(Cool Blue and Li'l Oaty @ Oct 30 2006, 09:25 PM) [snapback]231905[/snapback]
QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Aug 24 2006, 11:18 PM) [snapback]176379[/snapback]
Ace > No one. Raj vs. Ace battles were not good. Nothing involving Ace was ever any good, ever. The involvement of Ace automatically dropped the quality of a thread by like half (and another half for every post he made after the first). His being banned was the best thing that ever happened to this board. The words "Ace," "Miss," and "Glory Days" should never, ever be used in the same sentence. The day we start getting nostalgic for anything whatsoever about Ace = the day we pour a can of gasoline on the board and have us a SOOMB roast.
not archive worthy
Mitchell
Oct 31 2006, 10:04 AM
Everyone should read that every week.
WesterMats
Oct 31 2006, 10:26 PM
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 31 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]232428[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Aug 25 2006, 08:18 AM) [snapback]176508[/snapback]
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edit: and the mods did suspend andyant, pretty sure she learned her lesson
for six minutes. whoopy. sorry, i know all you kids have a boner for andyant because theres a very high possibility she'll get drunk and fuck you so she can apparently do no wrong, but if any other poster who isnt best friends with a mod did something like that, they not only would have heard shit from every main poster, they also probably would have suffered a little more than 6 minutes.
not to be all "dont fuck with our message board!" because its a message board and i could give two shits, it's just really not fair to everyone else, i guess is my point. whatever.
Talk about not archive-worthy (and not true).
KENAN THOMPSON
Nov 1 2006, 01:06 AM
speaking of ace, elcorazon may be the most unlikable poster on the board since ace left.
Angrimorfee
Nov 1 2006, 10:32 AM
QUOTE(Big Pink @ Nov 1 2006, 02:06 AM) [snapback]232944[/snapback]
speaking of ace, elcorazon may be the most unlikable poster on the board since ace left.
Um....
http://www.soundopinions.com/forum/index.php?showuser=13
QUOTE(WesterMats @ Oct 31 2006, 09:26 PM) [snapback]232883[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 31 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]232428[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Aug 25 2006, 08:18 AM) [snapback]176508[/snapback]
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edit: and the mods did suspend andyant, pretty sure she learned her lesson
for six minutes. whoopy. sorry, i know all you kids have a boner for andyant because theres a very high possibility she'll get drunk and fuck you so she can apparently do no wrong, but if any other poster who isnt best friends with a mod did something like that, they not only would have heard shit from every main poster, they also probably would have suffered a little more than 6 minutes.
not to be all "dont fuck with our message board!" because its a message board and i could give two shits, it's just really not fair to everyone else, i guess is my point. whatever.
Talk about not archive-worthy (and not true).
twas a great post, true or not. better than gdb's which was equally arguable in terms of it's veracity. not sure how I got on Big Pink's enemy list. I'm not really all that aware we were ever in the same circles around here. whatever.
velocity
Nov 4 2006, 12:34 AM
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Nov 1 2006, 07:35 AM) [snapback]233089[/snapback]
QUOTE(WesterMats @ Oct 31 2006, 09:26 PM) [snapback]232883[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Oct 31 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]232428[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Aug 25 2006, 08:18 AM) [snapback]176508[/snapback]
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edit: and the mods did suspend andyant, pretty sure she learned her lesson
for six minutes. whoopy. sorry, i know all you kids have a boner for andyant because theres a very high possibility she'll get drunk and fuck you so she can apparently do no wrong, but if any other poster who isnt best friends with a mod did something like that, they not only would have heard shit from every main poster, they also probably would have suffered a little more than 6 minutes.
not to be all "dont fuck with our message board!" because its a message board and i could give two shits, it's just really not fair to everyone else, i guess is my point. whatever.
Talk about not archive-worthy (and not true).
twas a great post, true or not. better than gdb's which was equally arguable in terms of it's veracity. not sure how I got on Big Pink's enemy list. I'm not really all that aware we were ever in the same circles around here. whatever.
Elco, I just don't get why you're Ace's biggest cheerleader on this board. Is it because you used to spend more time on the Music side & didn't get the full stink of him?
You keep harping on Beth's little transgression--I mean really, it was cute, harmless, done & forgotten in a matter of hours--yet following months & months of endlessly obnoxious, tedious, disruptive drivel you remain an Ace apologist. It's like you're defending cancer.
well, cancer ain't what it used to be. now is it?
I dunno vel. ace was annoying. ace made a bunch of threads that were often the same, but he at least seemed to be able to put together a sentence I could figure out without really too much trouble. I just never got why people needed him banned. I don't see why it was so difficult to ignore his threads if they really bothered you so much. On top of that, occasionally I even saw his point, and I actually enjoyed arguing with him on occasion and reading others arguing with him. Maybe I'm just a weirdo.
as far as cute lil beth is concerned, I never wanted her banned either. I just liked pointing out the inconsistency in the anti-ace sentiment vs. the oh she's just a cute girl, and we need more cute girls around here philosophy. And for the record, her stunt was more disruptive to the flow of the board than any of ace's antics.
also, I didn't mean to harp on beth. I was merely providing a counterpoint to mitchell's archive quote which I didn't particularly care for. aneg's post was funnier and more heartfelt and as I said before equally accurate.
Mitchell
Nov 4 2006, 09:24 AM
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Nov 4 2006, 02:13 PM) [snapback]235443[/snapback]
mitchell's archive quote which I didn't particularly care for.
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QUOTE(MitchellStirling @ Nov 4 2006, 08:24 AM) [snapback]235447[/snapback]
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Nov 4 2006, 02:13 PM) [snapback]235443[/snapback]
mitchell's archive quote which I didn't particularly care for.
?
sorry, it wasn't mitchell. it was undo's quote.
velocity
Nov 4 2006, 01:39 PM
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Nov 4 2006, 06:13 AM) [snapback]235443[/snapback]
well, cancer ain't what it used to be. now is it?
I dunno vel. ace was annoying. ace made a bunch of threads that were often the same, but he at least seemed to be able to put together a sentence I could figure out without really too much trouble. I just never got why people needed him banned. I don't see why it was so difficult to ignore his threads if they really bothered you so much. On top of that, occasionally I even saw his point, and I actually enjoyed arguing with him on occasion and reading others arguing with him. Maybe I'm just a weirdo.
as far as cute lil beth is concerned, I never wanted her banned either. I just liked pointing out the inconsistency in the anti-ace sentiment vs. the oh she's just a cute girl, and we need more cute girls around here philosophy. And for the record, her stunt was more disruptive to the flow of the board than any of ace's antics.
also, I didn't mean to harp on beth. I was merely providing a counterpoint to mitchell's archive quote which I didn't particularly care for. aneg's post was funnier and more heartfelt and as I said before equally accurate.
Point taken on all counts except one. If he'd just kept to his own threads, I'd probably agree he wasn't a terminal case. But Ace took a dump in virtually every legitimate thread in attempts to make it about him or otherwise derail it. Sure, even then the ignore feature comes in handy, but the overall effect disrupted the flow of the board on a daily basis.
wakingrufus
Nov 16 2006, 12:24 PM
QUOTE(velocity @ Oct 15 2006, 12:39 PM) [snapback]219499[/snapback]
QUOTE(wakingrufus @ Mar 11 2006, 01:16 PM) [snapback]41031[/snapback]
check out my edit to the first post in this thread
It's gone now.
i had a computer fire. it isnt coming back.
thrillho
Nov 16 2006, 03:00 PM
can someone please make it so that deej is not allowed to add anything to the archives ever again.
boobs
Nov 16 2006, 03:08 PM
QUOTE(aneg @ Nov 16 2006, 02:00 PM) [snapback]245061[/snapback]
can someone please make it so that deej is not allowed to add anything to the archives ever again.
Can someone make it so your abrasive + self-involved posts are not visible.
Oh wait, I can do that myself.
Slackmo
Nov 16 2006, 05:05 PM
QUOTE(cantstopwontstop @ Nov 16 2006, 02:08 PM) [snapback]245069[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Nov 16 2006, 02:00 PM) [snapback]245061[/snapback]
can someone please make it so that deej is not allowed to add anything to the archives ever again.
Can someone make it so your abrasive + self-involved posts are not visible.
Oh wait, I can do that myself.
Freddie Freelance
Nov 17 2006, 02:46 PM
*Sigh* Remember when Jess used to do that "Human Studies" thread? Good times, good times.
boobs
Nov 22 2006, 01:44 PM
but they form like voltron
Slackmo
Nov 22 2006, 02:27 PM
QUOTE(cantstopwontstop @ Nov 22 2006, 12:44 PM) [snapback]250208[/snapback]
but they form like voltron
I've been p-owned! Or p0wned. Or however you spell that.
Well said. The voltron reference alone is archive-worthy.
boobs
Nov 22 2006, 02:45 PM
pwn3d
i cant believe i know that
NumberTenOx
Nov 22 2006, 02:52 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Nov 22 2006, 01:27 PM) [snapback]250251[/snapback]
QUOTE(cantstopwontstop @ Nov 22 2006, 12:44 PM) [snapback]250208[/snapback]
but they form like voltron
I've been p-owned! Or p0wned. Or however you spell that.
Well said. The voltron reference alone is archive-worthy.
The archive reference alone is archive-worthy. You may proceed.
thrillho
Nov 22 2006, 03:48 PM
i dont get it.
Slackmo
Nov 22 2006, 04:28 PM
QUOTE(aneg @ Nov 22 2006, 02:48 PM) [snapback]250380[/snapback]
i dont get it.
At least you dream about it.
NumberTenOx
Nov 22 2006, 04:29 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Nov 22 2006, 03:28 PM) [snapback]250435[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Nov 22 2006, 02:48 PM) [snapback]250380[/snapback]
i dont get it.
At least you dream about it.
You don't know that.
Slackmo
Nov 22 2006, 04:35 PM
QUOTE(NumberTenOx @ Nov 22 2006, 03:29 PM) [snapback]250437[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Nov 22 2006, 03:28 PM) [snapback]250435[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Nov 22 2006, 02:48 PM) [snapback]250380[/snapback]
i dont get it.
At least you dream about it.
You don't know that.
Yes I do. She devoted a thread to telling us.
boobs
Nov 22 2006, 04:36 PM
Plz take aneg's boy-baiting nonsense to aneg's boy-baiting nonsense thread kthnxbye
undo
Nov 23 2006, 11:35 PM
undo
Nov 23 2006, 11:47 PM
boobs
Nov 24 2006, 03:41 PM
^^^Awesome
boobs
Dec 5 2006, 10:32 PM
QUOTE(Bhickman @ Dec 5 2006, 08:49 PM) [snapback]260507[/snapback]
and alkaline, that chick on the office is incredibly cute/hot
he's baaaack
Pavement Ist Rad
Dec 6 2006, 12:17 AM
Heh, there really are a lot of those threads. I generally make it a point to stay out of them.
undo
Dec 6 2006, 06:18 PM
Freddie Freelance
Dec 8 2006, 02:49 PM
Shit. Close the board down, no one'll ever post anything better than that post.
El, where can we find your writing?
Elemeno P.T.
Dec 11 2006, 08:58 AM
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Dec 8 2006, 03:49 PM) [snapback]262861[/snapback]
Shit. Close the board down, no one'll ever post anything better than that post.
El, where can we find your writing?
I wrote (free lance) record and film reviews for The Boise Statesman about 10 years ago after having been editor and writer for the Leisure section for my University newspaper. Since then, most of my writing has either been required for getting my Masters or in my private journals. Still, it's a muscle I really haven't exercised in almost five years.
Thanks for the compliment.
thrillho
Dec 11 2006, 03:53 PM
QUOTE(cantstopwontstop @ Dec 11 2006, 02:49 PM) [snapback]264464[/snapback]
QUOTE(agrimorfee @ Dec 11 2006, 02:18 PM) [snapback]264394[/snapback]
Please elco, this is just as stupid as Aneg's drunken " Hep Hep" phase, but you are probably sober. Knock it off.

awesome
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