mccain is killing it. all the indians are gonna be voting for him in droves.

dot or feather?

hajjis

these people are so robotic. It's fucking unbelievable. They all have telepromters up their asses. when asked a question they get a buzz that prompts them all to recite the same exact words.

Fred Thompson has about five pounds of makeup on his face.

Listening on the radio. Sounds like he's gonna pass out from a coughing fit at any moment.

Indiana delegates have a buttton that says "Hoosiers for the hot chick"

Somebody find me a picture.

Satan put a cookie in his throat



edit\ he just finished with "John bless America!"

Heh heh.

At one point this guy was the great white hope.

so far i'm liking lieberman's speech.

so far

funny i thought the same thing watching the democratic convention...

Yesterday, one of the delegates said Palin would be a great VP because 'she had five kids, and anyone who's a mother of five could handle managing 50 states.'

I guess we should start looking at welfare moms for public office or something. That lady with sixteen kids could rule the universe, most likely.

jokes

i'd really appreciate if only board gop posted in this thread. seems like we are the only posters capable of talking about this election unbiasedly.

Madrox - I'm registering as a Republican right now. Fred Thompson is a golden god.

He looked like an orange god last night.

It almost sounded like "Jihad bless America!" Hm...

Oh cmon, like the Dems weren't the exact same way? It was so pathetic when Biden was trying to get a repetitive chant going with the crowd of "THAT'S NOT CHANGE, THAT'S MORE OF THE SAME!"

Certainly, but I think it's fair to say the Democrats are more excited about their candidate than the Republicans are about theirs.

Actual excerpt from Romney's speech tonight:

I should be used to and expect these kinds of Republican statements that represent the opposite of reality. But I'm still completely baffled and flabbergasted.

Romney's speech tonight is going to kill. I've heard this from several people at the RNC. They're quite blown away. The guy probably would have been the best possible pick for VP...

Anyway, don't you remember the speech he gave on religion several months ago? That speech will go down as one of the definitive statements as to why religion is essential to the survival of our democracy.

"Four Mormon Years"

I'd shoot a Mormon if I saw one.

No surprise. Eight years of Bush proves the Right is easily impressed.

Probably b/c they're always amzed that anyone can actually buy into the horseshit they're selling. I think all Republicans walk around knowing at some level that, sooner or later, someone's gonna say, "Wait a minute..." and their house of cards is gonna get dumped off the table, never to be built again.

Morgan Freeman for McCain? WTF?

now the gop can say that god is on their side and it's actually true.

Thomas Jefferson. Check 'em out.
Then move to Tehran.

Not a huge surprise, actually. Mr. Freeman lives not far from here, and this state is soooooo conservative. Regardless of traditional racial party affiliation, you give a guy a couple of ranches, a house in Jamaica, a yacht and all kinds of money and you get a guy who votes for the man wo won't raise his taxes.

Romney is on right now and he's launching batshit talking points like a champ.

Colossal fucknozzle.

"Throw out the big government liberals?"
"Washington is a LIBERAL government"?
"Its time for the party of ideas and not of Big Brother?"

OMG I wanna curbjob this mormon prick so bad.

Biggest. Douche bag on the planet. I give 'em credit for the most bullshit spouted in such a short period of time though.

Mittens is spouting off all the typical crazy bullshit that makes one wonder why someone who hates the US government so much, would want to control it? Once everyone asks this question and comes up with the obvious answer, a light bulb should flick on, heat up, and blow their fucking brains out.

For a while I'd say you were right ( low excitement level for the ticket ) but, with Sarah Palin on board -- it's getting a lot more interesting -- when Fred Thompson quoted Obama's knowledge of when life begins " that's above my pay grade " the place freaked out. -- You guys may really dislike Palin, but she's made this a much more interesting race. She was such an unexpected choice. I don't think she will only appeal to social conservatives/religious types --- I'm looking forward to her speech in about an hour -- the media seems to be in a feeding frenzy right now -- on CNN they've got a clock on screen counting down the time until she speeks --- should be interesting.

Funny thing.
Does this convention hall look both smaller and less full than the one in Denver last week?

Gah.

Rows and rows and rows of bored looking older white people.

and the nerve to mention "promiscuity" .............

Holy crap a person with a VAGINA is going to walk the party line.....INCREDIBLE

This is kind of the point, though, isn't it? The obvious solution to a big, activist government is to burrow inside and wreck it, which the RNC has been doing quite effectively ever since Reagan.

To me, the real question is how do these guys get to define patriotism when casual conversation with them makes it clear that not only do they hate our government but in many respects the country itself?

Opportunism - that's all the conservative ethos is about. If Canada announced tomorrow it was decimating its healthcare system in order to slash taxes to the bone and legalizing concealed-carry, most of the RNC would have houses in Calgary the day after.

republicans have always been skeptical of the equal abilities of women. maybe they're coming around.

Sorry, I should have noted, token vagina, dont fool yourself

maybe you're right. even republicans have to change sometimes, right?

Only in the persuit of their own polictical intererests.

The next one of these fuckers that parrots the word "executive" should get cockpunched until they bleed from the ears

Let's shake up Washington.

Your obvious solution, was the obvious answer I was referring to.

The Republican party is like some skanky bitch with the clap. Our country keeps going back for more, because we just can't say no to that wacky poon. It sounds fucking great and god knows it LOOKS ok on the surface. I mean, it's well groomed and all. There doesn't seem to be a bunch of homeless folks or gays hanging around her, like that Democratic bitch. So the country decides that it'll give it a shot, though it's definitely not going to blow a load in her -- oh, oh, oh -- but it does, because it feels so right. Then we've got some knocked up Republican party, calling at all hours of the day, asking us to do a bunch of crazy shit that we really didn't see coming. The country's dick starts turning all green and starts kicking itself -- it should have known better -- we've been through this before -- when will we fucking learn?!? Then the country goes crawling back to the left and begging forgiveness.

Man. A two bitch system just ain't what it should be.

i try not to be hateful, but watching giuliani's speech i couldn't help but imagine a bright red dot floating on his forehead. i mean, murder is wrong. wrong. just plain wrong.

why couldn't there just be a massive carbon monoxide leak? why does god hate america so much?

i don't mean any of this. not at all. all lives are worthwhile. yeesh.

Who wrote her shit speech?

Enough with the biography already. Get to the meat of the speech. Unless the point of the speech is to introduce all the members of your family.

Jeebus she has a creepy laugh.

i googled retarded monkey and these came up:





but i think i found the guy.