Yourbest line so far. Stole it from Haid/Ennui.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the great genius of the SOMB.


Weep with awe, not pity.

Well, it only took two pages, but I officially take back the praise of this thread I posted on page 1.

Don't go thread. Don't go.

Don't trust anyone over 90!

my posting tonight was definitely a step above the garbage i usually spew out

i feel the rage coursing through my veins

I would like to point out that I was the first to see the potential in Chrono.

And he started to shave,
And have one off the wrist,
And want to see girls,
And go out and get pissed
A man called

#100.




Scarymuppet (148 Points, 5 Votes)

Posts: 4,143

Noteables:

- Went to MIT
- Lives and works in NY
- Has won a quiz with GDB, just not that one
- Likes Prince and twee indie films and music.
- Used to argue with Montana too much

Oldest post on this version of board




Most recent post.




Most popular thread: Music: Smashing Pumpkins blah blah blah Etc: Fall 2007 new shows: what's good, what's bad, what's cancelled

SOMBies Say:

10/10 you contribute a lot more to the board than people realize...i stole your winter of our disco tent idea for my birthday party, and we had a great time: Pinkerton

GET RID OF YER CURRENT GIBBERISH SCREEN NAME agrimorfee

You should come out here sometime and party. We can listen to Sufjan or something. Sausage

You've never kissed a girl either, so take that into consideration anti-shorts society.
Go outside and talk to girls, Muppet. You'll feel better.
Try to go outside and talk to a few girls. You'll feel better my Muppet friend.
You know as much about girls as I know about quantum physics.
Maybe. But it's still more interesting than your fruity blog. Montana (this is only six month's worth)


Ranked Highest By: Asher Ford (#10)

Should have been higher imo

oh god

edit: hey Badger what's up, you should be on this list but you're probably not

?

Thanks avec, that's very kind of you. I probably need to board harder.

This thread is like a car crash between a short bus and a caravan of circus freaks - I know it's improper to stare but I can't control myself.

To be honest I hope I don't place.

Anyone else fighting the urge to check their first post?

Everyone who participated in this should be ashamed of themselves.

If you didn't vote, don't complain about the result. Rule 1 of any SOMB poll.

Don't see why anyone should be ashamed of themself. I'd be more ashamed if I got my knickers in a twist about what goes on on the internet message board for six weeks.

Don't like the poll, you probably best not read or post in the thread.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is glorious.

Rule #1, eh? That's never stopped anyone.

And you know I am not talking about the results, I'm talking about the concept itself.
I will be reading, but for fun. And I'll do my damndest to not pollute your thread too much.

Just curious, why 102 Mitch? Was Montana #103?

Just to make the Solace joke really.

Now Playing: Mekons, Dylan, Emitt Rhodes, Silver Jews

#099.




Asher Ford (149 Points, 3 Votes)

Posts: 987

Noteables:

- Joined September 2006
- From Florida
- top 53% player at Halo
- Same birthday as BGWaves
- Annoys ScaryMuppet by positing crap singles in singles list
- Dated Forgo

Oldest post on this version of board





Most recent post.




Most popular thread: Music: Lily Allen's Brother Alfie Arrested for Assaulting Their Mother Etc: Walk Hard: The Biopic Parody Movie Official Topic

SOMBies Say:



A quality human being Yancy

Fuck you Asher Ford. Scary Muppet

But the best part of my day was seeing my name on a birthday thread on the SOMB. Whoo, thanks people! Asher Ford


Ranked Highest By: Waylon (#8)

AsherFord dated Forgo? IRL or in the way that Hero dated Forgo?

Instant disqualification from list







j/k

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#098.




Micropenis(151 Points, 3 Votes)

Posts: c. 25 on last incarnation of board.

Noteables:

- Has a small penis

Oldest post on this version of board

None

Most recent post. From April 2005




SOMBies Say:



Micropenis - Who farted?Paves

Micropenis Mitchell - in "SOMBie you'd most want to meet in person?"

Micropenis Sausage - in "SOMB, name my son!!"

I put Micropenis on ignore once, then realized I could still see his avatar. Velocity

What Sombie do you like the best? The Least? I'm not good at choosing Favorites, but I'd say Micropenis as Least Favorite. Freelamce


Ranked Highest By: Sausage

QUOTE

NSFW

That's one of the reasons I respect you, Mitch.

Seems I was fortunate enough to have missed Mr. Penis's tenure here.

It may be Miss Penis.

Micropenis > The Real Guest?

Not a chance.

The Real Guest has years of sustained greatness. MP is a 4 post Ace-troll.

Disappointing thread.

Apologies. Lord knows I wouldn't want to seem disrespectful toward a boarder named Micropenis.

micropenis was a great boarder and was exactly what the boarded needed at the time when we tolerated guys like Ace.

If you are going to troll you should at least troll hard and burn out.

this is a surprise to me as well.

Wish I could ammend my list and bump Mitch up like 5 spots due to his last couple months or so of boarding. Guy has been unbelieve



had me lollin

I'm still laughing out loud from the Micropenis entry.

Not nearly as hard as the times where I have been in class or in some other formal situation and I've thought about the fact that there was once a thread on this very board called "Who farted?" and that it was started by a user named Micropenis.

Makes this board's existence worthwhile.

Really?

What was micropenis's avatar?

your dick

Come on. Be serious. Was it one of those micropenis shots or something less daunting?

It was a penis shot. He didn't last too long before being banned.

That's a shame.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

I don't read Simakos' posts.

Ha ha, yeah not that well worded. Not sure where else I could be busy. Pick up a little speed tomorrow.

wanna sell me some

'Wrap' in quote tags.

To me, the bottom 20 will be more interesting than the top 20. With the exception of blurbs.

Holy shit this is actually happening. Looks like I just lost a bet. Of all the days not to visit the board.

I was one of these three. I'm all about the down-to-earth movie-loving brethren.

That's a bold statement, considering we don't really know what we'll get from either. But so far, so good.

tears in my eyes right now. great thread.

just beginnning