dice
Mar 21 2006, 11:26 AM
for one year you can have 6 girlfriends (or boyfriends...or both). any 6 individuals in the world. only criteria is that they must be fairly famous
list 'em!
mine (in random order):
monica belucci
jenna jameson
ludivine sagnier
evan rachel wood
marla sokolof
winona ryder
Uncle Remus
Mar 21 2006, 11:30 AM
Savanna Samson
Angelina Jolie
Christina Aguilera
Alyson Hannigan
Jamie Pressly
Natalie Portman
put Xtina on and dumped Charlize.
put Natalie on and dumped Neko.
Some Girl
Mar 21 2006, 12:09 PM
must be svelte, edgy, and live completely for their senses:
kate moss
xtina aguilera
evan rachel wood
chloe sevigny
adriana lima
feist
a fun batch of lipstick lesbian (yeah, so they all dig guys too but i'm pretty sure they've all swung over).
i plan to raid chicago and collect my own.
edit: these are not my top 6 ever, just of the moment.
Hips
Mar 21 2006, 12:10 PM
charlize theron
kate beckinsale
shakira
kate moss (pre pete doherty)
salma hayek
allison hannigan
tjenz
Mar 21 2006, 12:14 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 12:30 PM) [snapback]46936[/snapback]
Savanna Samson
Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron
Alyson Hannigan
Jamie Pressly
Neko Case
I can't believe you left out your man crush, George Clooney
Hips
Mar 21 2006, 12:17 PM
QUOTE(The Priest @ Mar 21 2006, 11:14 AM) [snapback]46975[/snapback]
I can't believe you left out your man crush, George Clooney

he's waiting for the ladies to start their own thread. that's when he unleashes his MANvalanche.
Uncle Remus
Mar 21 2006, 12:20 PM
I love George, but plutonically. or is that platonically? What the fuck? Where's my grammer?
tjenz
Mar 21 2006, 12:21 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 01:20 PM) [snapback]46985[/snapback]
What the fuck? Where's my gramma?
she's getting fucked by george clooney
dice
Mar 21 2006, 12:22 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 10:30 AM) [snapback]46936[/snapback]
Savanna Samson
never heard of her (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)
Hips
Mar 21 2006, 12:23 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:20 AM) [snapback]46985[/snapback]
I love George, but plutonically. or is that platonically? What the fuck? Where's my grammer?

right here sailor
Uncle Remus
Mar 21 2006, 12:30 PM
spelled it wrong! damnitt.
Savanna Samson is the hottest porn star ever.
dice
Mar 21 2006, 12:31 PM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Mar 21 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]46967[/snapback]
kate moss
xtina aguilera
evan rachel wood
chloe sevigny
adriana lima
feist
copycat
Some Girl
Mar 21 2006, 12:33 PM
QUOTE(the gooch @ Mar 21 2006, 11:31 AM) [snapback]46997[/snapback]
copycat
pssh i saw
thirteen ages ago...
;)
helmet52
Mar 21 2006, 12:38 PM
Josie Maran
Heather Graham
Juliette Binoche
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Bjork
elc
Mar 21 2006, 12:39 PM
salma hayek
patty griffin
Scarlett Johannson
kate winslet
Nigella Lawson
natalie portman
I decided to switch to Scarlett Johannson. She seems pretty cool as well.
I had to fix it again to add Nigella Lawson. MMM Good.
elemenopt made me think of Jodi Foster and Janine Turner. Can I have 8?
dice
Mar 21 2006, 12:40 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:30 AM) [snapback]46994[/snapback]
Savanna Samson is the hottest porn star ever.
ok, i just took a peek at her. you have decent taste in porn stars, if nothing else (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)
am i the only one that's never heard of this samson chick? eh, maybe i'm just not the porn conoisseur that ballsack licker is
Uncle Remus
Mar 21 2006, 12:41 PM
Portman! Fuck.
and I just remembered that I believe that Hefner only has 3 girlfriends now. He used to have 7.
dice
Mar 21 2006, 12:43 PM
QUOTE(helmet52 @ Mar 21 2006, 11:38 AM) [snapback]47002[/snapback]
Josie Maran
i initially thought that might be the kid sister from 'happy days.' i apologize for briefly questioning your sanity
stella del vinile
Mar 21 2006, 12:44 PM
jamie oliver (he can cook for me)
alison goldfrapp (she can be eye candy)
william petersen (i'd make him stay in "grissom" character, though)
adam from the shout out louds (he'd have to sing love songs to me all day)
portia de rossi ('cause she's hot)
the singer from morningwood, but she can only wear the outfits from the "jetsetter" video
dice
Mar 21 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:41 AM) [snapback]47007[/snapback]
and I just remembered that I believe that Hefner only has 3 girlfriends now
well, this fantasy is of my creation, and my favorite number is 6
at one point hef had 6. probably sometime just after the period when he had 7 (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)
sorry. got carried away with that last one
Uncle Remus
Mar 21 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE(the gooch @ Mar 21 2006, 11:40 AM) [snapback]47006[/snapback]
ok, i just took a peek at her. you have decent taste in porn stars, if nothing else (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)
am i the only one that's never heard of this samson chick? eh, maybe i'm just not the porn conoisseur that ballsack licker is
I'm not into porn much. But Samson is someone that caught my attention when she was on the Stern show and I found a DVD at the video store I rented and dug her. She's also got a highly rated wine out, too. Plus, she's not a dumbass like most of the bimbos in porn.
dice
Mar 21 2006, 12:49 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:46 AM) [snapback]47015[/snapback]
I'm not into porn much...
i find that hard to believe
QUOTE
...I found a DVD at the video store I rented and dug her
how'd the wife like it?
QUOTE
Plus, she's not a dumbass like most of the bimbos in porn
i find that hard to believe
without_opinion
Mar 21 2006, 01:03 PM
kiera knightley
giada de laurentis
shakira
charlize theron
gisele
amanda righetti
Complain
Mar 21 2006, 01:13 PM
QUOTE(without_opinion @ Mar 21 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]47038[/snapback]
giada de laurentis
held
Mar 21 2006, 01:45 PM
In searching for his six girlfriends I found the following interview with 'an ex' who certainly reveals a whole bunch on what being Hef's girlfriend is really like.
edit-The original interview was from Steppingout Magazine.
http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=104920
Angrimorfee
Mar 21 2006, 02:15 PM
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 01:20 PM) [snapback]46985[/snapback]
I love George, but plutonically.
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"Bow wow?"
Natalie
Drew
Keira
Yamila Diaz-Rahi [attachmentid=214]
Alyson
the nicer, non-bulimic Olson Twin
(BTW, approximately 1 year, 11 weeks, 6 days, 8 hours, 44 minutes, and 53 more seconds til they are 21!)!
Complain
Mar 21 2006, 02:39 PM
OK, I know I'm old, but...
Alyson Hannigan? Really? What am I missing here? She's alright, but top 6 ever?
Hips
Mar 21 2006, 02:48 PM
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]47122[/snapback]
OK, I know I'm old, but...
Alyson Hannigan? Really? What am I missing here? She's alright, but top 6 ever?
well she would actually be the GIRLFRIEND of the group. plus she's damn cute.

the other five are strictly my sex kittens who will be used for my kinky and weirded out fantasies.
wh1tep0ny
Mar 21 2006, 03:27 PM
adriana lima - perfect
rose mcgowan -black hair
elisha cuthbert -blonde
kari wuhrer - redhead
gabrielle union - african american
rachael ray - cute as hell and can cook
dice
Mar 21 2006, 03:36 PM
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]47122[/snapback]
Alyson Hannigan? Really? What am I missing here? She's alright, but top 6 ever?
she's prolly not a top 6 for the month she was born. and i'm only talking famous people!
MadroXXX
Mar 21 2006, 03:41 PM
Natalia Cruze - Pornstar Girlfriend
Alyssa Milano - 80's TV Star Girlfriend
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Booby TV Girlfriend
Uma Thurman - Movie Star Girlfriend
Maria Menuonos (I think that's how it's spelled) - Entertainment Reporter Girlfriend
Cheryl Tweedy - Pop Star Girlfriend
Subs: Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, Adriana Lima, Sofia Vergara, Stacy Keibler, Mila Kunis
held
Mar 21 2006, 04:04 PM
QUOTE(Fedexpope's Tax Return Is &# @ Mar 21 2006, 02:41 PM) [snapback]47209[/snapback]
Maria Menuonos (I think that's how it's spelled) - Entertainment Reporter Girlfriend
If she's the one I'm thinking of... when she talks..it makes my ears bleed. A case of rather be seen than heard.
MadroXXX
Mar 21 2006, 04:15 PM
QUOTE(gimmick @ Mar 21 2006, 05:04 PM) [snapback]47233[/snapback]
If she's the one I'm thinking of... when she talks..it makes my ears bleed. A case of rather be seen than heard.

dice
Mar 21 2006, 04:26 PM
QUOTE(Fedexpope's Tax Return Is &# @ Mar 21 2006, 03:15 PM) [snapback]47251[/snapback]
BOING!
Uncle Remus
Mar 21 2006, 05:22 PM
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 12:13 PM) [snapback]47052[/snapback]
son of a bitch!!! Now who do I bump?????

bobandbob
Mar 21 2006, 06:49 PM
if i had to pick from Hef's Playboy litter, i'd choose:
1) Shannon Stewart
2) Brooke Berry
3) Lindsay Vuolo
4) Irina Voronina
5) Kym Malin (circa 1982 or so)
6) Cara Wakelin
on the other hand, i might just as well pick:
1&2) Denise and Crystal from Sports By Brooks
(you can peruse some of their better pictures here)
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui.html3) Kate Winslet
4) Adriana Lima
(anyone hear a report on the Internet a couple days ago that she's still a virgin!
5) Keeley Hazell
6) and, of course, Liz Phair
Nick
Mar 21 2006, 06:55 PM
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 02:13 PM) [snapback]47052[/snapback]
You guys have her cookbook? Fucking brilliant from beginning to end. Great recipes. I'm making her orzo with tomatos, feta cheese and onion tonight.
Her Chefography was fascinating as well. Though not as entertaining overall as Paula Dean's.
EastBayJ
Mar 21 2006, 06:58 PM
Aishwarya Rai
Melissa Theuriau (Helmet, thank you for the introduction)
Kate Moss (before Dougherty)
Ziyi Zhang
Tanith Belbin
Charlize Theron (the woman can do incredible things with an apple)
kilgore trout
Mar 21 2006, 07:05 PM
I'm forcing myself to choose 6 people who aren't Natalie Portman.
- Belladonna
- Uma Thurman
- Johnny Depp
- Scarlett
- Bjork
- christina ricci
mouthbreather
Mar 21 2006, 07:24 PM
Sherilyn Fenn

Krista Allen (from HBO's "Unscripted")
Charlize Theron
Heather Graham
Kate Beckinsale
Parker Posey
beansimpson
Mar 21 2006, 08:52 PM
First off, the fact that the first page went with out picks is a shame!
QUOTE(mouthbreather @ Mar 21 2006, 06:24 PM) [snapback]47380[/snapback]
Sherilyn Fenn

Krista Allen (from HBO's "Unscripted")
Charlize Theron
Heather Graham
Kate Beckinsale
Parker Posey
Glasses=very hot on women
QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 21 2006, 07:43 PM) [snapback]47430[/snapback]

hott
Keep the Anthrax love spreading like a disease!
without_opinion
Mar 22 2006, 08:39 AM
QUOTE(wh1tep0ny @ Mar 21 2006, 02:27 PM) [snapback]47189[/snapback]
rachael ray - cute as hell and can cook
really?!?! rachael ray over giada? if you're dating her, don't ever let her plan the date -- her and her jewish $40 a day.
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