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dice
for one year you can have 6 girlfriends (or boyfriends...or both). any 6 individuals in the world. only criteria is that they must be fairly famous

list 'em!

mine (in random order):

monica belucci
jenna jameson
ludivine sagnier
evan rachel wood
marla sokolof
winona ryder
Uncle Remus
Savanna Samson
Angelina Jolie
Christina Aguilera
Alyson Hannigan
Jamie Pressly
Natalie Portman


put Xtina on and dumped Charlize.
put Natalie on and dumped Neko.
Some Girl
must be svelte, edgy, and live completely for their senses:

kate moss
xtina aguilera
evan rachel wood
chloe sevigny
adriana lima
feist

a fun batch of lipstick lesbian (yeah, so they all dig guys too but i'm pretty sure they've all swung over).

i plan to raid chicago and collect my own.

edit: these are not my top 6 ever, just of the moment.
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charlize theron
kate beckinsale
shakira
kate moss (pre pete doherty)
salma hayek
allison hannigan
tjenz
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 12:30 PM) [snapback]46936[/snapback]

Savanna Samson
Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron
Alyson Hannigan
Jamie Pressly
Neko Case

I can't believe you left out your man crush, George Clooney dry.gif
Hips
QUOTE(The Priest @ Mar 21 2006, 11:14 AM) [snapback]46975[/snapback]

I can't believe you left out your man crush, George Clooney dry.gif

he's waiting for the ladies to start their own thread. that's when he unleashes his MANvalanche.
Uncle Remus
I love George, but plutonically. or is that platonically? What the fuck? Where's my grammer?
tjenz
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 01:20 PM) [snapback]46985[/snapback]

What the fuck? Where's my gramma?

she's getting fucked by george clooney
dice
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 10:30 AM) [snapback]46936[/snapback]

Savanna Samson
never heard of her (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)
Hips
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:20 AM) [snapback]46985[/snapback]

I love George, but plutonically. or is that platonically? What the fuck? Where's my grammer?

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Uncle Remus
spelled it wrong! damnitt.

Savanna Samson is the hottest porn star ever.
dice
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Mar 21 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]46967[/snapback]

kate moss
xtina aguilera
evan rachel wood
chloe sevigny
adriana lima
feist
copycat
Some Girl
QUOTE(the gooch @ Mar 21 2006, 11:31 AM) [snapback]46997[/snapback]

copycat

pssh i saw thirteen ages ago...

;)
helmet52
Josie Maran
Heather Graham
Juliette Binoche
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Bjork
elc
salma hayek
patty griffin
Scarlett Johannson
kate winslet
Nigella Lawson
natalie portman

I decided to switch to Scarlett Johannson. She seems pretty cool as well.

I had to fix it again to add Nigella Lawson. MMM Good.

elemenopt made me think of Jodi Foster and Janine Turner. Can I have 8?
dice
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:30 AM) [snapback]46994[/snapback]

Savanna Samson is the hottest porn star ever.
ok, i just took a peek at her. you have decent taste in porn stars, if nothing else (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)

am i the only one that's never heard of this samson chick? eh, maybe i'm just not the porn conoisseur that ballsack licker is
Uncle Remus
Portman! Fuck.

and I just remembered that I believe that Hefner only has 3 girlfriends now. He used to have 7.
dice
QUOTE(helmet52 @ Mar 21 2006, 11:38 AM) [snapback]47002[/snapback]

Josie Maran

i initially thought that might be the kid sister from 'happy days.' i apologize for briefly questioning your sanity
stella del vinile
jamie oliver (he can cook for me)
alison goldfrapp (she can be eye candy)
william petersen (i'd make him stay in "grissom" character, though)
adam from the shout out louds (he'd have to sing love songs to me all day)
portia de rossi ('cause she's hot)
the singer from morningwood, but she can only wear the outfits from the "jetsetter" video
dice
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:41 AM) [snapback]47007[/snapback]

and I just remembered that I believe that Hefner only has 3 girlfriends now
well, this fantasy is of my creation, and my favorite number is 6

at one point hef had 6. probably sometime just after the period when he had 7 (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)

sorry. got carried away with that last one
Uncle Remus
QUOTE(the gooch @ Mar 21 2006, 11:40 AM) [snapback]47006[/snapback]

ok, i just took a peek at her. you have decent taste in porn stars, if nothing else (insert derogatory billy corgan comment here)

am i the only one that's never heard of this samson chick? eh, maybe i'm just not the porn conoisseur that ballsack licker is



I'm not into porn much. But Samson is someone that caught my attention when she was on the Stern show and I found a DVD at the video store I rented and dug her. She's also got a highly rated wine out, too. Plus, she's not a dumbass like most of the bimbos in porn.
dice
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 11:46 AM) [snapback]47015[/snapback]

I'm not into porn much...
i find that hard to believe
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...I found a DVD at the video store I rented and dug her
how'd the wife like it?
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Plus, she's not a dumbass like most of the bimbos in porn
i find that hard to believe
without_opinion
kiera knightley
giada de laurentis
shakira
charlize theron
gisele
amanda righetti
Complain
QUOTE(without_opinion @ Mar 21 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]47038[/snapback]

giada de laurentis


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In searching for his six girlfriends I found the following interview with 'an ex' who certainly reveals a whole bunch on what being Hef's girlfriend is really like.
edit-The original interview was from Steppingout Magazine.

http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=104920
Angrimorfee
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Mar 21 2006, 01:20 PM) [snapback]46985[/snapback]

I love George, but plutonically.

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Natalie
Drew
Keira
Yamila Diaz-Rahi [attachmentid=214]
Alyson
the nicer, non-bulimic Olson Twin

(BTW, approximately 1 year, 11 weeks, 6 days, 8 hours, 44 minutes, and 53 more seconds til they are 21!)!

Complain
OK, I know I'm old, but...

Alyson Hannigan? Really? What am I missing here? She's alright, but top 6 ever?
Hips
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]47122[/snapback]

OK, I know I'm old, but...

Alyson Hannigan? Really? What am I missing here? She's alright, but top 6 ever?

well she would actually be the GIRLFRIEND of the group. plus she's damn cute.
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the other five are strictly my sex kittens who will be used for my kinky and weirded out fantasies.
wh1tep0ny
adriana lima - perfect
rose mcgowan -black hair
elisha cuthbert -blonde
kari wuhrer - redhead
gabrielle union - african american
rachael ray - cute as hell and can cook
dice
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]47122[/snapback]

Alyson Hannigan? Really? What am I missing here? She's alright, but top 6 ever?
she's prolly not a top 6 for the month she was born. and i'm only talking famous people!
MadroXXX
Natalia Cruze - Pornstar Girlfriend
Alyssa Milano - 80's TV Star Girlfriend
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Booby TV Girlfriend
Uma Thurman - Movie Star Girlfriend
Maria Menuonos (I think that's how it's spelled) - Entertainment Reporter Girlfriend
Cheryl Tweedy - Pop Star Girlfriend

Subs: Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, Adriana Lima, Sofia Vergara, Stacy Keibler, Mila Kunis
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Neko Case

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Scarlett Johanson

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Meg White

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Annie

and last but not least

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Robyn
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QUOTE(Fedexpope's Tax Return Is &# @ Mar 21 2006, 02:41 PM) [snapback]47209[/snapback]

Maria Menuonos (I think that's how it's spelled) - Entertainment Reporter Girlfriend


If she's the one I'm thinking of... when she talks..it makes my ears bleed. A case of rather be seen than heard. dry.gif
MadroXXX
QUOTE(gimmick @ Mar 21 2006, 05:04 PM) [snapback]47233[/snapback]

If she's the one I'm thinking of... when she talks..it makes my ears bleed. A case of rather be seen than heard. dry.gif


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dice
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BOING!
Uncle Remus
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 12:13 PM) [snapback]47052[/snapback]

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son of a bitch!!! Now who do I bump?????

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bobandbob
if i had to pick from Hef's Playboy litter, i'd choose:

1) Shannon Stewart

2) Brooke Berry

3) Lindsay Vuolo

4) Irina Voronina

5) Kym Malin (circa 1982 or so)

6) Cara Wakelin

on the other hand, i might just as well pick:

1&2) Denise and Crystal from Sports By Brooks

(you can peruse some of their better pictures here)
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui.html

3) Kate Winslet

4) Adriana Lima

(anyone hear a report on the Internet a couple days ago that she's still a virgin! ohmy.gif

5) Keeley Hazell

6) and, of course, Liz Phair
Nick
QUOTE(Complain @ Mar 21 2006, 02:13 PM) [snapback]47052[/snapback]

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You guys have her cookbook? Fucking brilliant from beginning to end. Great recipes. I'm making her orzo with tomatos, feta cheese and onion tonight.

Her Chefography was fascinating as well. Though not as entertaining overall as Paula Dean's.
EastBayJ
Aishwarya Rai
Melissa Theuriau (Helmet, thank you for the introduction)
Kate Moss (before Dougherty)
Ziyi Zhang
Tanith Belbin
Charlize Theron (the woman can do incredible things with an apple)
kilgore trout
I'm forcing myself to choose 6 people who aren't Natalie Portman.

- Belladonna
- Uma Thurman
- Johnny Depp
- Scarlett
- Bjork
- christina ricci
mouthbreather
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Sherilyn Fenn

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Krista Allen (from HBO's "Unscripted")

Charlize Theron

Heather Graham

Kate Beckinsale

Parker Posey
beansimpson
First off, the fact that the first page went with out picks is a shame!

QUOTE(mouthbreather @ Mar 21 2006, 06:24 PM) [snapback]47380[/snapback]

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Sherilyn Fenn

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Krista Allen (from HBO's "Unscripted")

Charlize Theron

Heather Graham

Kate Beckinsale

Parker Posey

Glasses=very hot on women

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hott


Keep the Anthrax love spreading like a disease!
without_opinion
QUOTE(wh1tep0ny @ Mar 21 2006, 02:27 PM) [snapback]47189[/snapback]


rachael ray - cute as hell and can cook


really?!?! rachael ray over giada? if you're dating her, don't ever let her plan the date -- her and her jewish $40 a day.
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