I've got a round in the chamber
I'm hanging a monkey tail
Droping the kids off at the pool

Dumping a TJENZ.

are you dropping a deuce?

Growing a tail
Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl
Growler

Oh my God this is getting bad...

How about that, I just laid some cable myself...

you touchin cloth yet?

Since when do you keep track of this man's bowel movements?

freckling the bowl
going into labor
defecating
releasing the giant brown catfish back into its natural habitat
baking brownies
or
bombing the oval office??

Blowing an O-Ring
Throwing a Loaf
Gut Blowout!

Definition of a surprise: a fart with a lump in it.

And...

In the immortal words of the poet: "Dookie!"

Summoning the loaf

droppin a mud loaf

delivering a butt baby

taking the Cosby's to the beach

dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

For when you gotta deuce bad:

Prarie-doggin it
Turtle-headin it

We should use all these to put togethor one of those Wikipedia lists.

makin' dirt.

Pooping.

landing a muskie

droppin a mudshark

Burning a mule.

backing one out

farting a solid.

AKA the dreaded "shart"