Didnt Kurt Cobain already tell us that EVERYONE is gay???

whoa, did he??? thanks for putting me up on that information, homeboy

No problem. Knowledge is what I'm all about.

"I Want to Be A Homosexual" - Screeching Weasel

It's either this:




Or this:

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" - Rod Stewart

i'd say sufjan stevens but there's really no way things haven't been in that ass.

What's scary is I almost posted this word for word before I went with the Rod Stewart song.

And I like most of what I've heard from Sufjan.

Funny, i was about to say that this thread would not exist if it was Christopher Walken in the beginning dancing around, but than the other kids joined him.... and that would just be either WAY too amazing or just really creepy, guess the toss up would land in the director's hands.... ewww

Madonna - Vogue. No contest.

good thread

i guess it depends on if anyone in turbonegro is actually not gay for some reason.

Easiest question ever!
It's a tie between two songs, both from Depeche Mode's debut - Speak & Spell:

First - Boys Say Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O-L5_0rL3c

For Fuck's Sake! I mean, just take a look at the lyrics:

Boys say go!
Boys say go!
Boys say go!
Boys say go!

You dont understand
This is a demand
And I think that I have to show you

Try to look inside
Take me for a ride
In the day and the night get to know you

Boys meet boys get together
Boys meet boys its forever
Dont say no
Boys say go

I can run away
If you never stay
And the rain and the pain and the sorrow

Im not very sure
When you close the door
If the end is the same as tomorrow

Boys meet boys get together
Boys meet boys its forever
Dont say no
Boys say go

You dont understand
This is a demand
And I think that I have to show you

Try to look inside
Take me for a ride
In the day and the night get to know you

Boys meet boys get together
Boys meet boys its forever
Dont say no
Boys say go

And giving it a real fight:

What's your name?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-8iBOF7gqY

It's a shame I couldn't find a better version.
This is really something you gotta hear!
P-R-E-T-T-Y!

Sometimes watch you walk the street at midnight
Sometimes I can feel you in the air
Looking good knew you would
All the time I understood

Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
You're so pretty

Everybody seems to look your way now
(Everybody seems to look your way)
Everybody wants to know your name
(Hey, hey, what's your name)
Feeling bright just tonight
Hear them say you're out of sight

Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
You're so pretty

Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
You're so pretty

All the boys we got to get together
All the boys together we can stand
We can go never know
All the things we need to show

Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
You're so pretty

Hey you're such a pretty boy (you're so pretty)
Hey you're such a pretty boy (you're so pretty)
Hey you're such a pretty boy
You're so pretty (P-R-E, double-T-Y)

Hey you're such a pretty boy
Hey you're such a pretty boy
You're so pretty

Remember that Stones song "Cocksucker Blues"?

That's prob close to up there.

Not sure if it can top the Presets though. Those guys had some serious secreters at their show.

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as soon as i saw this thread title this is the song that immediately popped in my head

"Friends", "The Rainbow", "Dancing In the Show Tonight"---all from WEEN.

"Rough Boys"--Pete Townshend

Depeche Mode - But Not Tonight



Oh God, it's raining
And I'm not containing
My pleasure at being
So wet

but the thread is for "heterosexual" artists.

English Tea - Paul McCartney off Chaos & Creation in the Backyard

Would you care to sit with me
For a cup of English tea
Very twee, very me
Any sunny morning

What a pleasure it would be
Chatting so delightfully
Nanny bakes fairy cakes
Every Sunday morning

Miles and miles of English garden, stretching past the willow tree
Lines of hollyhocks and roses, listen most attentively

Do you know the game croquet
Peradventure we might play
Very gay, hip hooray
Any sunny morning

Miles and miles of English garden, stretching past the willow tree
Lines of hollyhocks and roses, listen most attentively

As a rule the church bells chime
When it's almost supper time
Nanny bakes fairy cakes
On a Sunday morning

"Michael" Franz Ferdinand

Thought about it, but I'm pretty sure he was bi in the 80's.

there's nothing gayer than a Killers video

really nice lyrics, never heard of this before!