Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: Question for the boys
Sound Opinions Message Board > Anything Goes > Et Cetera
Pages: 1, 2, 3
Jess
Hi guys! I'm trying to put some porn clips together on a DVD for a friend of mine. My question is, what length of time is usually required to complete the deed? Are five minute clips good? 10? 15? what? Help me out here ok
BennyHillsBalls
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 28 2006, 03:33 PM) [snapback]51546[/snapback]

Hi guys! I'm trying to put some porn clips together on a DVD for a friend of mine. My question is, what length of time is usually required to complete the deed? Are five minute clips good? 10? 15? what? Help me out here ok


is this like a mix tape of porno?

can i be your friend?
tjenz
Personally I like the longer clips. Feel free to vary the length of the clips, it keeps me guessing.

When can I expect my DVD?
Hips
hello friend.

if your doing clips then 15mns tops. good build up time...anything longer has me reachin for the remote instead of the lotion.
biggie mcsmalls
No shorter than ten, but no longer than fifteen.
Jess
QUOTE(The Priest @ Mar 28 2006, 03:35 PM) [snapback]51548[/snapback]

Personally I like the longer clips. Feel free to vary the length of the clips, it keeps me guessing.

When can I expect my DVD?


laugh.gif

I don't think most people would be interested in this particular type of stuff
senor wences
Tomará mi amigo e I 30 segundos. Soy trabajador muy bueno.
sin city
include a set up scene- get the imagination involved a little. after that, a good 5-8 minutes will do.


unless midgets are involved.
Hips
and what type of stuff is it?
now ya got us wonderin
Jess
QUOTE(skinnyhipsrivers @ Mar 28 2006, 03:39 PM) [snapback]51556[/snapback]

and what type of stuff is it?
now ya got us wonderin


Naw. It's just not most people's cup o tea

QUOTE(sin city @ Mar 28 2006, 03:39 PM) [snapback]51555[/snapback]

include a set up scene- get the imagination involved a little. after that, a good 5-8 minutes will do.
unless midgets are involved.


You mean the chitchat bullshit before the actual sex
Hips
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 28 2006, 03:41 PM) [snapback]51561[/snapback]

Naw. It's just not most people's cup o tea



you would be suprised. don't forget where your posting this.
Jess
QUOTE(skinnyhipsrivers @ Mar 28 2006, 03:42 PM) [snapback]51563[/snapback]

you would be suprised. don't forget where your posting this.


It involves "forced" sexual situations
tweed
This is for a guy? Screw the set-up scene. Five minute clips oughta do it.
tjenz
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 28 2006, 05:45 PM) [snapback]51564[/snapback]

It involves "forced" sexual situations

I'm in
Jess
QUOTE(tweed @ Mar 28 2006, 03:45 PM) [snapback]51567[/snapback]

This is for a guy? Screw the set-up scene. Five minute clips oughta do it.



See that's what I thought but this guy is 32 years old and I was wondering if it might take a little longer? Anyway, that's why I'm asking
helmet52
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 28 2006, 05:45 PM) [snapback]51564[/snapback]

It involves "forced" sexual situations


IPB Image

"Hmmm. Simulated rape? How lovely."
Johnny Feathers
QUOTE(helmet52 @ Mar 28 2006, 05:55 PM) [snapback]51575[/snapback]

"Hmmm. Simulated rape? How lovely."


Well, I didn't hear her say "simulated".........
Cinnamon P.
you mean there is sex other than "forced"?

sounds interesting.
undo
Watching my personal collection of clips isn't much different from playing a heated game of Wario Ware.

If you don't understand what that means, then I can't help you.
kilgore trout
I'd say 7 to 12 min clips would be fine. And as for the type of content... feel free to burn Kilgore a copy. ph34r.gif
no magnets
QUOTE(BennyHillsBalls @ Mar 28 2006, 03:35 PM) [snapback]51547[/snapback]

is this like a mix tape of porno?

how did this thread get to a second page without that comment eliciting a boner jams reference?
BennyHillsBalls
QUOTE(no magnets @ Mar 28 2006, 11:06 PM) [snapback]51829[/snapback]

how did this thread get to a second page without that comment eliciting a boner jams reference?


what's boner jams?
avec
QUOTE(BennyHillsBalls @ Mar 29 2006, 01:07 AM) [snapback]51831[/snapback]

what's boner jams?


ha, it's a reference to 40 yr old virgin. If you haven't seen it, Virgin's friend tries to give him his box of porn, within his vast collection he has a compilation vhs he entitled "boner jamz 03"
Paul
QUOTE(no magnets @ Mar 28 2006, 11:06 PM) [snapback]51829[/snapback]

how did this thread get to a second page without that comment eliciting a boner jams reference?


I thought I was too classy for it.

QUOTE(BennyHillsBalls @ Mar 28 2006, 11:07 PM) [snapback]51831[/snapback]

what's boner jams?


A video mix tape of the best boner scenes of the year (see the 40 Year Old Virgin)
beansimpson
QUOTE(BennyHillsBalls @ Mar 28 2006, 11:07 PM) [snapback]51831[/snapback]

what's boner jams?

boner jams 03' man.

"Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
BennyHillsBalls
ah, thanks all. i haven't see "40 year old virgin." rated R...not my cup of tea.

srsly, i do need to see that one.
avec


that question is even funnier next to your new avatar! laugh.gif
The Good Dr Bill
QUOTE(Paul @ Mar 29 2006, 12:10 AM) [snapback]51836[/snapback]

I thought I was too classy for it.
A video mix tape of the best boner scenes of the year (see the 40 Year Old Virgin)


shit, Paul, were you listening to my '92 - '95 alternative box tonight? Extremely awesome if so.
Paul
QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Mar 28 2006, 11:18 PM) [snapback]51847[/snapback]

shit, Paul, were you listening to my '92 - '95 alternative box tonight? Extremely awesome if so.


Yeah. Some great stuff on there. I had an especially fun time trying to explain "Push Th'Little Daisies" to my roommate who's favorite music is "The Bluegrass Tribute to Phish."
Jess
So, 7 - 12 minutes. Is that the consensus?
crease
The Duke University lacrosse team might be able to offer some valuable input on this subject.

QUOTE
March 29, 2006
Rape Allegation Against Athletes Is Roiling Duke
By VIV BERNSTEIN and JOE DRAPE
DURHAM, N.C., March 28 — Duke University suspended the season of its nationally ranked men's lacrosse team Tuesday while the authorities investigated allegations that a woman from a nearby college who had agreed to dance at a private party attended by many team members had been sexually assaulted.

The incident on March 13, which occurred at an off-campus house owned by the university, has brought into sharp relief long-simmering tensions between the private university and the city. The woman is black, most of the team members are white and law-enforcement officials say they are investigating allegations that racial epithets were shouted at the woman.

Residents, students and faculty members have staged at least five protests in the last four days, including one Tuesday night outside the building where Duke's president, Richard H. Brodhead, was holding a news conference. They are upset with the silence of team members and the university's handling of the case.

Mr. Brodhead's announcement that the team's season was being suspended came five days after 46 of 47 members of the Blue Devils lacrosse team provided DNA samples to Durham police investigators. The team's roster includes 26 players from New York, New Jersey and Connecticut high schools. Mr. Brodhead said that he met with the team's captains Tuesday morning and that they apologized for the embarrassment they had caused themselves, their families, the athletic department and the university. They also denied the allegations made by the woman, who said she had been assaulted in a bathroom by three team members.

Michael B. Nifong, the Durham County district attorney, criticized team members for not coming forward.

"The thing that most of us found so abhorrent, and the reason I decided to take it over myself, was the combination gang-like rape activity accompanied by the racial slurs and general racial hostility," Mr. Nifong said Tuesday in a telephone interview.

"There are three people who went into the bathroom with the young lady, and whether the other people there knew what was going on at the time, they do now and have not come forward. I'm disappointed that no one has been enough of a man to come forward. And if they would have spoken up at the time, this may never have happened."

Officials are investigating the incident as first-degree forcible rape, common law robbery, first-degree kidnapping, first-degree sexual offense and felonious strangulation. Mr. Nifong said it was unlikely the investigation would be completed in time in time for Duke to resume its season; the team's last scheduled game is May 7.

A statement attributed to the team's captains — Matt Zash, David Evans, Dan Flannery and Bret Thompson — said the team had cooperated with the police. "We have provided authorities with DNA samples," it said. "The understanding is that the results of the DNA testing will be available sometime next week. The DNA results will demonstrate that these allegations are absolutely false."

Since the March 13 incident became public, the authorities have said members of the team have not cooperated, and protests have arisen in this college town of 210,000 residents because of the alleged violent nature of the attack and its possible racial elements. The News and Observer of Raleigh, N.C., reported that the woman was a mother of two and a student at North Carolina Central University, also in Durham. She was hired with another female dancer to perform at the party.

The Duke lacrosse team has benefited from the sport's surge in popularity in recent years. The team has been ranked as high as No. 2 in the nation this season and lost in the N.C.A.A. championship game to Johns Hopkins last spring. The Blue Devils were expected to contend for another title this season.

Joe Alleva, the Duke athletic director, had decided to forfeit the team's games on Saturday and Tuesday night as a penalty for the party.

The woman told the police that she and another woman went to the house expecting to dance for 5 men at a bachelor party and instead found more than 40, according to The News and Observer. Public records list the house as the residence of Mr. Zash and Mr. Flannery.

She said that almost immediately upon performing, the men started taunting them with racial epithets. The women left shortly thereafter, according to a report of the incident in a search warrant that was granted on March 16. But they were persuaded to return after one of the men apologized.

According to the application for the search warrant, two men pulled the woman into a bathroom after she returned to the house. "Someone closed the door to the bathroom where she was and said, 'Sweetheart you can't leave,' " the report said.

Jason Bissey, a chef who lives near the house, said he saw the woman that night from his porch and told the police that he heard men harassing the women.

The police did not take a DNA sample from the only African-American player on the team because the woman said the three assailants were white, the police said.

Among 30 items seized by the police, according to Mr. Nifong and the search warrant, were five acrylic fingernails, cellphones and $160 in $20 bills that the woman said had been stolen from her.

Some of the players and Robert C. Ekstrand, a lawyer who is representing many of them, did not return telephone calls Tuesday.

John Danowski, the father of a star player for Duke, Matt Danowski, and a longtime coach of Hofstra's lacrosse team, would not comment on particulars of the incident and refused to say if his son was at the party.

The incident has cast an unflattering light on a university that has a track record for success and integrity in athletics rivaled only by its highly regarded academics.

In his statement, Mr. Brodhead addressed the turmoil the allegations brought to the Duke community, but balanced it with a reminder that no one had been charged.

"While we await the results of the investigation, I remind everyone that under our system of law, people are presumed innocent until proven guilty," Mr. Brodhead said in his statement. "One deep value the university is committed to is protecting us all from coercion and assault. An equally central value is that we must not judge each other on the basis of opinion or strong feeling rather than evidence of actual conduct."

Duke officials said they allowed the team members to vacate the house, and on Tuesday, signs reading "Where Are They" and "Outraged Duke Alum," littered its yard.

"How can I be surprised at the outrage?" Mr. Brodhead said. "If the things alleged are verified, they're outrageous."

Viv Bernstein reported from Durham, N.C., for this article and Joe Drape from New York.
held
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 29 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]52148[/snapback]

So, 7 - 12 minutes. Is that the consensus?

I'll only add that I don't follow the intent here. Are you cutting a montage? Usually scenes don't exactly play out that long. Then again you're talking about someone's interests and it could very well have little to do with the sex itself. Dunno. unsure.gif
nobodies
I think this thread has sort of died...bnut I'll throw in my two cents. I've never looked for porn based on length of scene. The only question is is it good or bad, regardless of whether it's 5 or 25 minutes. So if I were you I'd just compile the best scenes (although most forced sex scenes in porn are pretty distasteful nowawadys, and not because they involve forced sex).
tjenz
QUOTE(nobodies @ Mar 29 2006, 03:19 PM) [snapback]52181[/snapback]

I think this thread has sort of died...bnut I'll throw in my two cents. I've never looked for porn based on length of scene. The only question is is it good or bad, regardless of whether it's 5 or 25 minutes. So if I were you I'd just compile the best scenes (although most forced sex scenes in porn are pretty distasteful nowawadys, and not because they involve forced sex).

you say it like forced sex is a bad thing
Jess
My only concern is that if it's too short, the scene will be over before he is
kilgore trout
Perhaps members of the somb should be sent test copies. And we can let you know if there's enough time to "finish."
avec
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 29 2006, 03:48 PM) [snapback]52210[/snapback]

My only concern is that if it's too short, the scene will be over before he is


I guess he'll have to just 'force himself' to finish sooner. wink.gif
elc
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 29 2006, 01:48 PM) [snapback]52210[/snapback]

My only concern is that if it's too short, the scene will be over before he is

girls can be so silly.
Freddie Freelance
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 29 2006, 11:48 AM) [snapback]52210[/snapback]

My only concern is that if it's too short, the scene will be over before he is

Why? If there's another scene right after that scene he could finish to that one, or the next, or the next. So long as the disk is shorter than the length of time he needs to finish there's no problem.
le chaton
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 28 2006, 03:45 PM) [snapback]51564[/snapback]

It involves "forced" sexual situations


QUOTE(The Priest @ Mar 28 2006, 03:47 PM) [snapback]51568[/snapback]

I'm in

per Britney thread: You are a disgusting human being.
tjenz
QUOTE(kat @ Mar 29 2006, 06:15 PM) [snapback]52327[/snapback]

per Britney thread: You are a disgusting human being.

that isn't even the worst thing I said in this thread
le chaton
QUOTE(The Priest @ Mar 29 2006, 01:29 PM) [snapback]52192[/snapback]

you say it like forced sex is a bad thing
this was just for show.



but equally disgusting. don't give the kiddies bad ideas.
tjenz
QUOTE(kat @ Mar 29 2006, 06:24 PM) [snapback]52333[/snapback]

this was just for show.
but equally disgusting. don't give the kiddies bad ideas.

I get most of my bad ideas from the kiddies
HewlettsDaughter
QUOTE(no magnets @ Mar 28 2006, 11:06 PM) [snapback]51829[/snapback]

how did this thread get to a second page without that comment eliciting a boner jams reference?

man i wish i read this thread earlier in the day...first thing i thought of was Boner Jams 03. Good stuff, dude. Good stuff.
Jess
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Mar 29 2006, 04:10 PM) [snapback]52321[/snapback]

Why? If there's another scene right after that scene he could finish to that one, or the next, or the next. So long as the disk is shorter than the length of time he needs to finish there's no problem.



But it'll break the flow to start over at another scene if you're almost done
HewlettsDaughter
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 29 2006, 06:05 PM) [snapback]52427[/snapback]

But it'll break the flow to start over at another scene if you're almost done

eh, we're versatile. we can cope and move on...trust me. boobs are boobs and a vag is a vag.
elc
QUOTE(Little Jess @ Mar 29 2006, 06:05 PM) [snapback]52427[/snapback]

But it'll break the flow to start over at another scene if you're almost done

laugh.gif break the flow laugh.gif

almost done laugh.gif

1) being almost done is pretty close to being almost pregnant;
2) we have imaginations which can keep the "flow" going if we so choose once the scene is over... and if we have a new scene going right away, that's even better, the flow can keep up even if the scene changes.
Diesel
I can't believe you guys are talking about masturbating to SIMULATED RAPE SCENES. Even if its not real, just the thought/suggestion is a huge turnoff.
velocity
But Diesel, 75% of porn is not "logical." Most people can & do get turned on by situations they'd rather not encounter in real life.
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2012 Invision Power Services, Inc.