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Uncle Remus
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Mar 29, 2006 9:36 AM
My peepz
Body: Ok. I know its been a minute since I posted a bulletin no rant this time, but keeping you myspace muthafukas happy. I decided to post my shows for my little myspace peepz. Maybe this will prevent some of you peepz from sending me messages like "Hey Nigga I live on the corner of Crenshaw and MLK. I was wondering if you would do a show at my house. Like in my backyard or some shit"

Oh and if you dont know by now I likes to keep this shit real, but try not to send crazy shit through messages. I went through like 200 messages today. For aspiring comics the only advice I can give you is keep your head in the game, your money right, and dont give up. Plus it dont hurt to have your greasy ass brother make it famous first, and then maybe you can get scooped up by a young hungry comedian thats decided to create a pimp ass curring edge straight niggerish show then take a hiatus to muthafuking South Africa to go kick it with Zulu tribe!

Try not to send me nutty shit like Do you like cars? Nigga of course I like cars.. but that shit aint gonna warrant a response.
Also I was not in motherfucking Bow Finger, or Vampire in Brooklyn. Also sending me messages like your funnier than Eddie. That greasy nigga is my brother, and I already know Im funnier than his black ass, but that dont make my bank account any fatter. Believe dat! I want one of those muthafukin Donkey Checks! Also I dont know what the fuk Eddies up 2. No he dont have myspace page, but Im pretty sure some one has made a fake one for him.

Also stop trying ot get me to join your groups I think I even accidentally joined a KKK group. So that shit will go unread.

So in a nutshell I got mad love for my fans! Im working on a website for you cats, and I appreciate all the comments... and messages I read them all. To my military niggas holding it down mad love from CM.


So if you live in San Fran... Come see a nigga.. Big Ups

Uncle Charlie!
Alky 2009
Holy shit. That reads exactly like a Jigga post.
Uncle Remus
"That greasy nigga is my brother"

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Jimmy TKB
Charlie Murphy = Jigga??? Now THAT would be a straight trip, my crackas...
biggie mcsmalls
QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 29 2006, 10:26 AM) [snapback]52033[/snapback]

Who the hell is Charlie Murphy?


Are you serious?
Jimmy TKB
Yancy is such a player hater.
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QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 29 2006, 10:26 AM) [snapback]52033[/snapback]

Who the hell is Charlie Murphy?

the DARKNESS
tjenz
QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 29 2006, 12:26 PM) [snapback]52033[/snapback]

Who the hell is Charlie Murphy?

Eddie's brother
tweed
Obvious follow-up question -- what the hell are you doing on his MySpace page?

(And "Because John Stamos' brother doesn't have one" is taken)
Jimmy TKB
Hickman is developing a pseudonym and writing as a playa playa black man so he can bang underage white chicks. Just like Pete Towsend, this is research.
tjenz
QUOTE(tweed @ Mar 29 2006, 12:40 PM) [snapback]52048[/snapback]

Obvious follow-up question -- what the hell are you doing on his MySpace page?

(And "Because John Stamos' brother doesn't have one" is taken)

Of course not, John Stamos doesn't even have a brother
biggie mcsmalls
QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 29 2006, 10:33 AM) [snapback]52041[/snapback]

Yes.


Eddie Murphy's brother. Very funny comedian who had some really awesome bits on Chapelle.
Hips
QUOTE(yancy @ Mar 29 2006, 10:26 AM) [snapback]52033[/snapback]

Who the hell is Charlie Murphy?

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Uncle Remus
Charlie Murphy's MySpace Page
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Kick it before you Stick it!!

Ok my myspace niggas. Your Uncle Charlie hear again with some bullshit.. Don't send a nigga messages asking if Eddie's gay? If I fuck Johnny Gill. If my brother fuck's new edition? Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike, Ralph.. I mean thats some fucked up shit like me asking you if you mommas a crack whore, and got a pussy 10 feet deep. Family is Family.. I am working on big things, and YES I have been responding to my fans on here. So dont be discouraged I read every piece of mail that comes through. The bigger the tities the faster the response. Im just playing niggas. I got big things planned. I will be performing with that nigga Joe Rogan soon so check my top 8! Hes that UFC nigga that Wesley Snipes is to much of a pussy to fight. So tune in soon for some fan interaction.. and the big news *cough *my show*cough**

Also rappers... If you gonna send me to your site make sure your beats were not made on a speak and spell, and with a 50 cent radio shack microphone.. Some of the shit out there sounds like sounds just like that.. Motherfucking SHIT..So just cuz myspace lets you upload shit dont mean ya have to. So save a niggas ear drums.


Peace Love and Hair Grease

Uncle Muthafucking Charlie Murphy
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