Full Version: Only 93.5% of sit-com writers are white
Wow, this shit is even more fucked. On all 6 networks, there are 800 writers, AND AS AMANY AS 50 are BLACK!!!
Silly networks! Don't they know writing is for whites? Remember, IT IS NOT COOL to do well in school. Doing well in school makes you white! Let the blacks play the sports.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaattt!!!!
QUOTE(TerryKath'sBrain @ Apr 4 2006, 12:17 PM) [snapback]55963[/snapback]
Silly networks! Don't they know writing is for whites? Remember, IT IS NOT COOL to do well in school. Doing well in school makes you white! Let the blacks play the sports.
Yeah. Or let them go get their "cred" by beating up on their bitches or shooting each other up gangland style.
lol @ rad!
Does this mean Latinos and Asians aren't funny?
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Does this mean Latinos and Asians aren't funny?
Pretty much.
Making fun of them is still funny, though. Comedic goldmine.
i wonder what the percentage is of women comedy writers. because no one seems to want to bring that one up.
not that i care, woman aren't funny either.
remember dat phan?
not that i care, woman aren't funny either.
remember dat phan?
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Does this mean Latinos and Asians aren't funny?
Nah, they work too hard. They do the jobs Americans won't do.
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i wonder what the percentage is of women comedy writers. because no one seems to want to bring that one up.
not that i care, woman aren't funny either.
remember dat phan?
Dat Phan was a woman?
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Dat Phan was a woman?
well ... now that i think about it, pretty much.
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Nah, they work too hard. They do the jobs Americans won't do.
Seems like a good time to bring up HR-4095, which, if approved, will allocate $4.1 billion to a guest worker comedy writers program.
just saw Rich Vos this weekend for my birthday
he's still bitter
"I can't believe I lost to that Nip, but where is he playing now? His Moms nail salon"
he's still bitter
"I can't believe I lost to that Nip, but where is he playing now? His Moms nail salon"
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just saw Rich Vos this weekend for my birthday
he's still bitter
"I can't believe I lost to that Nip, but where is he playing now? His Moms nail salon"
Who?
Another fun fact about American TV
The No. 1 American Show in the World is...
CSI: Miami
?????
The No. 1 American show in the world
'Simpsons'? No. 'Lost'? Uh-uh. Try 'CSI: Miami'
Tuesday, April 4, 2006; Posted: 9:18 a.m. EDT (13:18 GMT)
CANNES, France (Hollywood Reporter) -- Twelve years after his ill-fated departure from "NYPD Blue," David Caruso can now claim to be one of the biggest Hollywood stars in the world.
His sun-drenched crime drama "CSI: Miami" is a ratings smash from Berlin to Bogota, from Paris to Pretoria. Outside the United States, "CSI: Miami" tops "Lost," "Desperate Housewives" and even the original "CSI" to rank as the most-watched U.S. series around the world.
"In a funny way, we are more resonant in the foreign markets than we are domestically," Caruso, 50, said in an interview at the MIPTV market, where producers sell their wares to foreign TV stations. "That's why I think it is very important to come and connect with the journalists here and viewers here because our relationship with the larger landscape is here."
Indeed, "CSI: Miami" ranks No. 12 so far this season among U.S. viewers aged 18-49, according to Nielsen Media Research. ("American Idol" takes the top two spots, followed by "Desperate Housewives," "Grey's Anatomy" and "CSI.") The drama is currently in its fourth season.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/04/t...reut/index.html
The No. 1 American Show in the World is...
CSI: Miami
?????
QUOTE
The No. 1 American show in the world
'Simpsons'? No. 'Lost'? Uh-uh. Try 'CSI: Miami'
Tuesday, April 4, 2006; Posted: 9:18 a.m. EDT (13:18 GMT)
CANNES, France (Hollywood Reporter) -- Twelve years after his ill-fated departure from "NYPD Blue," David Caruso can now claim to be one of the biggest Hollywood stars in the world.
His sun-drenched crime drama "CSI: Miami" is a ratings smash from Berlin to Bogota, from Paris to Pretoria. Outside the United States, "CSI: Miami" tops "Lost," "Desperate Housewives" and even the original "CSI" to rank as the most-watched U.S. series around the world.
"In a funny way, we are more resonant in the foreign markets than we are domestically," Caruso, 50, said in an interview at the MIPTV market, where producers sell their wares to foreign TV stations. "That's why I think it is very important to come and connect with the journalists here and viewers here because our relationship with the larger landscape is here."
Indeed, "CSI: Miami" ranks No. 12 so far this season among U.S. viewers aged 18-49, according to Nielsen Media Research. ("American Idol" takes the top two spots, followed by "Desperate Housewives," "Grey's Anatomy" and "CSI.") The drama is currently in its fourth season.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/04/t...reut/index.html
QUOTE(wh1tep0ny @ Apr 4 2006, 02:10 PM) [snapback]56108[/snapback]
"I can't believe I lost to that Nip, but where is he playing now? His Moms nail salon"
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