I'm unbeaten lifetime in UNO. Top that.

i'm damn good at scrabble

Have you seen the documentary on Scrabble tournament players? Pretty damn depressing.

Sausage and I have talked much trash over which of the two of us could best own the board at original Super Smash Bros. He swears it's him and I'm inclined to believe him, but considering my social life was almost solely based around that game for about five years of my life, I find it somewhat hard to buy.

And I could probably take everyone on this board and 99.99% of real people in a popular music NTT competition (with possible exceptions for Scott, WhoDoYouThink, Rob Gordon and Mitch, if it was an equally slated US/UK NTT).

pitching in softball. i have 47 different pitches, and i can throw them all for strikes.

Oh and I once memorized 236 digits of Pi to win a bet with my dad. Welsh Valley Middle School record, biiiiitch

Yeah, if a video game has the word "Mario" in it then chances are i'm unstoppable.

Smash Bros though, it's ridiculous, people usually couldn't come close to beating me.

Wow, do I feel like shit after reading this thread. I excel at absolutely nothing.

Whatever emo boy. We all know you're great.

I'm good at cooking.

I know how to put shoes on a horse.

I meant to add the word "quantifiable" in there. I excel at nothing easily quantified.

I bet your dick is big/small enough to frighten small children.

I can juggle. I can roll my tongue. I can SysAdmin a mainframe. I can drive every kind of forktruck there is. I can run Receiving, Put-Away, Orderfilling & Shipping in a warehouse. I can build, fill, clean, winterize & un-winterize a pool. I can whittle. I can whistle, play a Kazoo, a Jaw Harp & my little toy Metalophone. I can paint a house. I can clean a stable,, curry a horse & clean it's frogs & keep tack. I can measure twice & cut once. I can assemble & solder electronic equipment together from a pack of parts. I can drive a stick. I can ride a motorcycle. I can type more than 20 words a minute. I can teach a class.

I give incredible head

and I'm a pretty good bass player!

I have never lost at Spoons. (card game, for you unacquainted folk.)

Oh, and I can paint, draw and I'm a pretty good graphic and web designer.

Wow - I'm fucking talented.

Here's Robert A. Heinlein's list of what you should be able to do:

I can manage 19 of those without getting anyone killed.

I can rattle off a stupid amont of trivia from chart postions of singles to the scores in the last 40 FA Cup finals, I'm a pretty damn good leg-spinner, I make a top-notch curry, I am able to get to grips with directions in places I've been to a couple of times, I can bend my thumb back to touch my arm.

and I can do a Rubick's Cube in under 5 minutes.

I can make homemade polish sausage.
I can do a brake job you can trust.
I can paddle a canoe in whitewater.
I can play euchre really well.

So I've been trying to think of an honest answer here for about 45 minutes now... and I got nothin'. Absolutely nothin'.

At least your honest, which could be your thing.

I can also can take care of a horse (I used to ride)
I'm awesome at estimating how many red blood cells are in a field of a microscope
I'm fabulous at handing birds (bleeding them, taking them out of mist nests)
Im good at biking and hiking
Im great at school
Im a super animal shelter adoption counselor
Im a good mood lightener
Expert tree climber

not a damn thing.

I mean, yeah... I'm probably good at something. I just have never been good at anything that anyone, anywhere would find interesting or admirable in the least. I'm pretty average when it comes to athletics, not particularly musically inclined, cannot sing at all, pretty good at trivia but not good enough to be impressive when stacked up against others. Ugh, this has always been one of those sticking points that bums me out from time to time.

Going down on women. I'm generally quick draw mcgraw, so I had to get damn good at lickin' puss.

i can juggle pretty well
quite the dancer...ask stella
i'm a good cook
great lover
i'm pretty decent at programming robotic machinery

oh and i'm lovable and huggable to the end.

you guys are getting too flowery. i thought this was hidden and freakish talents like these:

hot

fuckin' a gdb, very impressive.

:spits drink:

ha! eh, nevermind...

me? try latching your hands together behind your back and then bring them over your head without unlatching them. yep, that's mine. hyperextensive shoulders. i know, "freak."

Above average golfer, drummer and soccer player, I guess.

I make a killer omlette, too. And backrubs, yeah I'm pretty good at those.

I can play guitar, bass, a smidge of keyboard (enough to add to a track, I guess) and sing....I'm damn good at Cribbage, fairly decent at Tiger Woods golf....I can build a PC....and for some damn reason, I remember lyrics fairly well...even to songs I hate.

I own at Pinball, all Mario/Donkey Kong games and old school arcade games. I go days without sleep (not by choice, but I do it).

oo i can do this too. i fold one of my arms in to do it, though (don't have that shoulder thing going on for me.)

i beat most men in push-up contests.
i can put my legs behind my head.
i kickbox well.

I can eat a lot of food. I'm good at being a lazy pig.

I am good at watching baseball and listening to music. I am especially good at going to baseball games and concerts.

OMFG I kill at WWF NO Mercy for Nintendo 64!! Or I at least can beat the computer on the normal level.

I am a decent father. That's about all I got right now. Oh and I can make customer service people cry when they screw stuff up.

I had one of the top ten scores for tony hawk pro skater 1 in the US according to some game magazine.

I can play guitar really good
I can double flip my tounge and no it isnt really helpful for *that sorta thing*. goes too slow
I can eat a full mcdonalds big mac meal with fries in under two minutes
I dont gain weight.

good memory and ear for music, can hear a song once and figure it out on guitar.
can wiggle both my eyebrows in opposing directions.
can put feet behind head.
ability to put self in a trance at will. hypersensitive. so I don't need the drugs.
i've never gotten a speeding ticket, or any traffic ticket, in my life. I guess that makes me a good driver.

i'm a human atlas, for places I've driven to at least! Even my ex-gf still calls me for directions when she's lost...I'm known as "Johnny Mapquest"... I'm also pretty good at remembering inane things, like what people were wearing when I first met them, catalog numbers on records/cds (Magical Mystery Tour is SMAL 2835 on Capitol), and I make up puns on the spot!

and...i can write charts for tunes after listening to them a couple of times with no instruments around...freaky to me still!

ok...i'll sit down now!

I have exellent metabolism.

I think I'm in love

Anyways, and I am not trying to hit on you Kev, but I drive alot, 100k in the past 2.5 years, so I am a master of all directions in Chicago and the burbs. I can do the lotus position and walk around on my knees. I can drive and parallel park any vehicle, and I have been told I am a mighty fine bassist. Also, I can go a long time without sleep on a regular basis and still be functional. I can hear any song on the radio, and make up good parody lyrics. I have posted a couple of these in the past. I can also eat like a goddamn hog.

I was a licensed masseuse for 5 years
I am great at euchre, Monopoly, and several other games.
I have a wealth of useless knowledge, especially re pop culture
I have never been stumped at the Kevin Bacon Game.
Pretty good writer.
The most loyal friend you could have.

Oh, and being modest...

Conclusion drawn from this thread:

I am a complete fucking failure.

I can draw and I can lick my eye brows

I can't recall how it all began, but I can shoot a quarter from my stomach and land it in a juice glass from 4-5 feet at least 50% of the time.

See? See? This is the type of thing I want to be able to brag about!

i give a good massage, i can get a smile out of anyone, i'm a great friend, good graphic designer, and i smell good

make me smile

That's my cue!!!

I’m so happy
That you love me
Life is lovely
When you’re near me
Tell me you will stay
Make me smiiiiii-iii-ii-ile

(busts out Terry Kath wah wah)

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"Elbow Deep in Chocolate"

the pictures didn't make me smile, but I'll throw one your way for the effort

I play guitar and I think my biggest strength is my ear and picking up quickly off what others are playing.

I also derived my own fooseball defensive scheme that works better in doubles, but can still be pulled off in singles.

I was starting to pride my poker game, but since I started reading Dan Harrington's book and I'm considering pot odds and his hand analysis, my game's taken a step back because it's clouded my thought processes. Hopefully when I digest this stuff I'll be better for it.