i cannot wink, i cannot make explosion noises with my mouth, i'm not good at most sports, i'm no good at remembering peoples names, i do not always recognize what volume i'm talking at, i cannot hold a handstand

i am a completely horrible singer and can't play an instrument to save my life.

i too, am terrible at names. while i'm very polite and remember to introduce myself to people and ask their names, i seldom pay attention to their response.

edit: oh yeah, i'm also terrible at the period between single & relationship. it's that middle ground i'm just not good at, getting from single to relationship. i'd like to skip all the somewhat-dating/feeling things out stages.

ahh, a much better thread.

i cannot whistle for cabs.

although excellent with faces, i am horrible with names.

i need 10 minutes every time i leave my apartment - 1min to find my keys, 1min to leave and lock up, 3 minutes to get down my stairs, and 5 minutes to go back to my apartment and pick up the shit that i forgot.

and i am accident prone (i have been on crutches 4 or 5 times in the past 7 years).

I too am a horrible, horrible singer.

i can't stop being charming.

I've never been able to take a corner from the right hand side.

i'm horrible with names also(getting better though)
i'm bad at quitting smoking
can't focus for too long
not very accurate with a handgun

Utilizing my time properly.


So it's "Three Lefts make a Right" for you?

Not flexible.. I cannot do any strange things with my body. I've got arrogance down to a science, sometimes.

I took Spanish for three years and don't understand a word of it, besides 'menu Spanish'.

I have the attention span of a circus monkey.

I can't dance.

I've heard enough...you're hired.

your are officially initiated as a SOMBie, friend.

balancing my check book
combing my hair
sex
riding a unicycle
sending CDs to SOMBies in a timely fashion

*Math--and by extension, balancing the checkbook (probably gonna be very prevalent here)
*sports--you name it, I'll fail it
*keeping my temper held in for little things
*observing small details when they matter
*I could never be a drummer...I can stay in time, but I can't keep a continuous riff going without changing its structure
*I can't sing and play an instrument at the same time

Ditto. Can't imagine how much better life would be if I had things scheduled better..


thus, I'm always running late...

Golf
Tennis
Tact
Eating properly
Being focused on the present

Crappy at navigating--keep hundreds of Yahoo maps in the car, and routinely plan to get lost at least once on any trip.

Can't dance unless I'm drunk, so, no dancing.

Have a hard time asking for what I want.

Managing my money
Losing weight
Controlling my temper
Dealing with people

I can't ski, snowboard, or water ski

I have a hard time not fucking around on the internet if the opportunity presents itself

i would have thought the answer (human-to-human interaction) would have been obvious by now. that said, i have trouble going to my right when i ball, which is weird since i'm a righty (and therefore should have more trouble going to my left).

shit...

WRITING MY THESIS.






fuck

I am bad at not killing people when they use apostrophes impropely.
Also, I am a selfish lover.

I totally suck at sports that involve balls of any kind.

You are not a selfish lover.

irony, aint it a bitch

It really is.

Mitchell is actually a little old lady.

Shit, I thought that corner from the right hand side was a soccer comment.

maybe it is

Not a Turbo Lover?


VIDEO, Watch if only for the animated dude.

As for me, spelling, handwritting, not being awesome.

holy shit this video brought back memories. My brother and I laughing our asses off to this video playing on Headbangers Ball.

life.

Whistling.
Getting hired.
Blowing bubbles with gum.

distinguishing between left and right
whistling
rolling Rs in spanish

I can barely whistle, and only when breathing in.

I also can't seem to be able to snap my fingers.

I suck at juggling.
I suck at being patient.
I suck with money.
I suck at typing.
I suck at time management.
I suck at being on time.
I suck at running. And exercise in general.

have you given up on the marathon already?

keeping in touch with old friends. damnit, i'm even tempted to give in to myspace, but then i come to my senses.

Horrible at sports
Diplomacy has never been my long suit
Can't articulate a complete sentence
Bad speller

Nah, sign up isn't until the end of May. That's when the training begins. Part of the reason I'm doing it. Because I'm traditionally so bad at this sort of thing.

ditto.


resist, SG, resist! be strong.

I'm bad at anything that takes discipline.

Ice Skating and deadlines.

oh kat, it's hard, it's so hard. i mean, the opportunity post examples of my sweet smile for all to see? to whorishly network? to have dj tommie fuckin sunshine on my friends list ('cuz you know he accepts all his admirers)? hard!

Your not alone in Sombies who fight the urge to get a myspace acount.

I made a myspace account because I don't see any rationale of not having one as long as you don't make a big deal out of it. Though I hardly ever go there anymore and usually only used it to keep in touch with my friend Stu or SOMBie pavement is trad.

my biggest worry is that i will be compulsive about it. i tend to go all out when i get into something. myspace is like another boyfriend.

I couldn't figure out what there was to get into. Leaving comments on peoples pages? writing messages and stuff? Shit, that's what AIM and email is for.


it is pretty funny though to run into some broad/guy from high school on there and see what they're up to and spy on their blogs and stuff.