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Jigga
Some Girl said I should give you advice on how to get a minority for you whites. So who wants a black girl? ask me and i will tell you what you need to bring to the table to get a high class sista to even consider hollaring at you.

rule one, better have some money. Black girls are notorious for not likeing broke motherfuckass

rule 2, know your black history.
3, have an education.
Hips
you gots to know how to dance too. they love it when you can move it along with them.
without_opinion
from my personal history, i've had better luck with skinny's advice than jigga's.
Hips
they call me Dr. love
Sam
With all the illegal aliens taking to the streets these days, I think nabbing a white chick means your dating a minority. Thread = obsolete.
kinetic android
QUOTE(Jigga @ Apr 10 2006, 11:59 AM) [snapback]61070[/snapback]

rule one, better have some money. Black girls are notorious for not likeing broke motherfuckass


And I'm out rolleyes.gif
Cinnamon P.
I'm not for dating poor chicks so I guess that rules out that minority.
Howard Rock
can't date you if you don't post a picture of yourself.
Angrimorfee
QUOTE(Jigga @ Apr 10 2006, 11:59 AM) [snapback]61070[/snapback]

rule one, better have some money. Black girls are notorious for not likeing broke motherfuckass



You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin)
When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (you ain't knowin)
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)

In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets
Gotta couple hoes workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Niggaz hatin on me cause I got, hoes on the tray
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder
North Memphis where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where niggaz all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah


Some Girl
actually i wanted it to be a basic advice thread. share your problem, get jigga advice.

anyway, how do i score t.i.? he's different from all the rest. i knew it from day one.
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Hips
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Apr 10 2006, 03:02 PM) [snapback]61376[/snapback]

actually i wanted it to be a basic advice thread. share your problem, get jigga advice.

anyway, how do i score t.i.? he's different from all the rest. i knew it from day one.


best to get a bit of junk in your trunk for starters.
Some Girl
i don't imagine mr. t.i. going for the stereotypical rap video girl. i'd like to think he goes for frail, pasty, is-she-coked-out? types that have a soft spot for gainsbourg and sit around all day biting their lips and picking split ends.
Freddie Freelance
SG, maybe Angel Boi would be more interested in you. Do you own many pairs of open toe sandals?
http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/angelboi-02.m3u
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Never dripping wet or sweaty, always soft and smell sweet like berries.

So pretty, sometimes you want to suck them yourself.

Open toe, candy-painted, showing off whenever you are in public care.

Dangling your feet in and out of your pretty shoes.

Hoping someone with a foot fetish will finally notice you.
KaBoom21
I remember back in '99 I was fishing off the company pier big-time. This Whitney Houston-looking girl with a nice round booty apparently had a thing for me (her supervisor was one of my direct reports) and gave me her number. After many, many vodka tonics I called her up one night. We got to talking and she asked me if I wanted to come over and "hit it." At the time, I had no clue what this actually meant. I was like "What?"
beansimpson
QUOTE(KaBoom21 @ Apr 10 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]61575[/snapback]

I remember back in '99 I was fishing off the company pier big-time. This Whitney Houston-looking girl with a nice round booty apparently had a thing for me (her supervisor was one of my direct reports) and gave me her number. After many, many vodka tonics I called her up one night. We got to talking and she asked me if I wanted to come over and "hit it." At the time, I had no clue what this actually meant. I was like "What?"

Its that whity-ness about you she probably found attractive.
Some Girl
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Apr 10 2006, 03:40 PM) [snapback]61416[/snapback]

SG, maybe Angel Boi would be more interested in you. Do you own many pairs of open toe sandals?
http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/angelboi-02.m3u
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Never dripping wet or sweaty, always soft and smell sweet like berries.

So pretty, sometimes you want to suck them yourself.

Open toe, candy-painted, showing off whenever you are in public care.

Dangling your feet in and out of your pretty shoes.

Hoping someone with a foot fetish will finally notice you.


yes, as a matter of fact i bought a pair of KC's today.

ha, that song was so ridiculous and lo-fi. foot fetishists... i see them as a harmless bunch of people. if i really wanted one i could just ask santa claus (santa craigslist). anyone can have their very own foot fetishist.
KaBoom21
QUOTE(beansimpson @ Apr 10 2006, 07:22 PM) [snapback]61604[/snapback]

Its that whity-ness about you she probably found attractive.

Oh, no doubt.
Complain
QUOTE(KaBoom21 @ Apr 10 2006, 07:32 PM) [snapback]61575[/snapback]

I remember back in '99 I was fishing off the company pier big-time. This Whitney Houston-looking girl with a nice round booty apparently had a thing for me (her supervisor was one of my direct reports) and gave me her number. After many, many vodka tonics I called her up one night. We got to talking and she asked me if I wanted to come over and "hit it." At the time, I had no clue what this actually meant. I was like "What?"



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You got me straight trippin', boo.
Hips
QUOTE(yancy @ Apr 10 2006, 04:11 PM) [snapback]61459[/snapback]

Someone tell me how to hook up with that woman from Girlfriends. The artsy one with tatts. She's hot. Remember when she sang with Tricky on the show? That's what I call television.

hang in the lounge downstairs over at subteranean on a friday night. there usually are a few hot(with it) black chicks down there and usually they have the Juncle fever.
nic
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Apr 11 2006, 06:25 AM) [snapback]61399[/snapback]

i don't imagine mr. t.i. going for the stereotypical rap video girl. i'd like to think he goes for frail, pasty, is-she-coked-out? types that have a soft spot for gainsbourg and sit around all day biting their lips and picking split ends.


come to sydney, i'll treat you right.
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