Hey, for those of you who don't know. I am a big omni-faggot nerd. I enjoy video games a lot more lately because I can play them without them criticizing the fact that I only shower once or twice a week and have parasites laying eggs in my scrotum. That said, I've been playing through a lot of "classics' lately out of nostalgia's sake.

"Blarrgh, I am a fat dino fuck"

did a 100% run yesterday and now doing a speed run, just beat kraid around the 20 minute mark. Hoping to get the ending with nude Samus and her pert nipples.

+ World.
Ran through all of em but 2, (even Lost Levels) and managed a perfect SMW run without dying and clearing all 96 gates while also finishing with 99 lives. Mario is my cock and Yoshi is my balls. I also read most of The Watchmen, I did all of this on 4/20. Some people smoke weed, I smoke Bowser's hairy nuts.
I also compiled a top 50 games of all time list just now, I think it's pretty solid. I gave up on Super Paper Mario, thinking of selling it because the game went to shit after the Dating sim boss.
1. Super Mario Bros. (NES)
2. Super Mario Bros 3. (NES)
3. Super Mario World (SNES)
4. Final Fantasy VI (SNES)
5. Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night (PSX)
6. Super Metroid (SNES)
7. Street Fighter II(ARC) EDIT: more of a blanket "Street fighter series" term or else the upgrades would take up half my list. Probably my favorites SF's are Third Strike and SFII: Turbo though.
8. Sonic The Hedgehog 2(GEN)
9. Earthbound(SNES)
10. Super Mario 64(N64)
11. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
12. Final Fantasy VII (PSX)
13. The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess(Wii/GCN)
14. Shenmue(DC)
15. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island(SNES)
16.Megaman X(SNES)
17. Star Fox 64(N64)
18. Metal Gear Solid(PSX)
19. Resident Evil 4(GCN)
20. Super Smash Bros: Melee (GCN)
21. The Legend Of Zelda: The Ocarina Of Time(N64)
22. Sonic The Hedgehog 3(GEN)
23. Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic(XBOX)
24. Ogre Battle (SNES)
25. Final Fantasy IV(SNES)
26. Day Of The Tentacle(PC)
27. Megaman 3(NES)
28. Goldeneye 007(N64)
29. River City Ransom(NES)
30. The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past(SNES)
31. Resident Evil 2(PSX)
32. Super Mario Kart(SNES)
33.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time(SNES)
34. Secret Of Mana(SNES)
35. Legend Of Mana(PSX)
36. Tactics Ogre(PSX)
37. Nights: Into Dreams(SAT)
38. Super Punch-Out!(SNES)
39. Metroid(NES)
40.Metal Slug(ARC)
41. Final Fantasy X(PS2)
42. The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening(GB)
43.Donkey Kong Country(SNES)
44. Castlevania: Circle Of The Moon(GBA)
45. Ice Hockey(NES)
46. Beyond Oasis(GEN)
47. Pokemon(GB)
48. Kid Icarus(NES)
49. The Legend Of Zelda(NES)
50. Phantasy Star II(GEN)
Oh yeah, and I also am getting a DS for my birthday. What are the killer apps besides New Super Mario Bros and the New Pokeman games?