So if you see me posting on the board before 11:00 AM I want you to yell at me to get to work, thanks.

Goddammit. What. the. fuck. are. you. doing? You're supposed to be writing my paper. Jesus fuck, who do you think you are? Oh MAN!

Yeah, I do this, too. SOMB is great for not getting things like school work and your job done.

I had a huge paper due the day after Rubies leaked. That was fun.

Get to work.

Don't bother replying to this. I'm leaving in a minute and you have more important things to do.

half a page to do and a half hour to do it in. I got this.

That was fast. How many pages total, and what was it on?

3. Anorexia.

Like an issue/opinion paper, or something you had to do some research on?

I already made a Lindsay Lohan reference.

I miss her curves and boobies.

if it helps your paper, remember that 2/3 of statistics are made up on the spot.

Finisheddddd


definitely a C paper, but I'm only shooting for a B in the class and all my other stuff is fine.

You could have just bought a paper, you know.

If you must write prose and poems
the words you use should be your own
don't plagiarise or take "on loans"
there's always someone, somewhere
with a big nose, who knows
and who trips you up and laughs
when you fall
who'll trip you up and laugh
when you fall

please forgive me
jose jones
you need these walls
for your own
i'm moving out of this hospedaje
i'm afraid you'll cut me boy