More Kelly Clarkson bikini shots

way too pear-shaped. nothing on top, too much on bottom.

edit: ankles tattoos, lol @ those who fell for that trend.

I like a nice ass to plow into, quite honestly.

i'm not talking size. i'm talking proportion.

agreed. my current so is the other way 'round (big top, little bottom), but, you know what? it's all good.

^
Good times.

I'd totally duke her.

She'd look way better if she had those lower back muscle dimple things.

weird, i figured this thread would be about these photos.

Ha, I misread "thesuperficial.com" as "thesuperfacial.com" and my expectations were severely not lived up to.

I rate her a solid 4.2

yeah, I know...she's cute, she's a celebrity...that makes up for the imperfections. she probably likes to fuck.

This board has been pretty horny lately.

think it's mostly Hickman

come on dawg, raise yo wankin standards:









yeah, hickman sounds like a desperate man

Well, there are the regular Hickman beat-off threads, but then there's the "Friends w/the Opposite Sex" thread and the "Female Drummers are Totally Hot" thread. All we need now is a 21 page Little Jess-"How does your cum taste?" thread.

geez, tough crowd.

Rap's thread was more for discussion than "d00d chicks are totally hot amirite??" and...I dunno, female drummers are totally hot.

Female guitarists >>> female drummers > female bassists

I found this quote inspiring:





The board is calling for a "Best Tits In Rock" thread.

I'm not usually this mannish out loud, but I have to admit that's pretty plowable.

her thighs are stout. soccer thighs. very midwestern.

I take complete credit for that quote. And I totally stand by that statement, too.

Yeah, Clarkson needs to get her tits fixed.

It's spring.



Stare into the sun and enjoy the burn.

I would definitely take her out to a nice dinner because I'm classy like that. (her is Kelly Clarkson, not the panda)

Fixed, for you.

She's so cute. I'm all about Kelly Clarkson.

This thread has significantly improved.

Pretty brave getting it out like that. That's hot.

Can't go past Uma Thurman when it comes to getting it out for the paps though.

whoah....it's best to keep those to yourself.

if our little emoticons had one with a little face that was all green lookin like it was ready to puke...i'd be using it right now.

Bikini series #3>>Bikini series #2>>Bikini series#1

But I'd do any of that. There's a certain amount of normalcy to her that works for me.

Thank you, sir.
Here's more hot action from Kelly!!

I'm actually not even that horny...just saw two pictures.

holy fuck!
KETCHUP ON A HOTDOG! I could never fuck her now

you people and you're "no ketchup on hot dogs" nonsense...I don't get the big fucking deal, even though I don't even really put ketchup on anything.

Yeah, she might as well have AIDS.

kelly is cute, but that pic is incredibly unflattering. very odd-shaped body.

yeah i thought it's just no ketchup on a chicago style dog. she's far from chicago.

AIDS > Ketchup

I find this thread pretty sad actually. I've always thought Kelly Clarkson was really cute in an average, All-American girl kind of way. I guess its threads like these that give women such huge body issues. Let's see all of you trash talking her body throw bathing suit pictures up so we can critique and criticize.

I like chicks like Kelly and Wendy in that other thread. Curvy and thick.

Give me a nice flesh pillow to lay my head down on at the end of a hard day anytime.

alkaline and biggie warm my heart.

there's a big difference between lavishing praise on women who starve themselves to please "someone."

I'm not on here praising morbidly obese women, so your dig doesn't work.

You win the internet.

there's a world of difference between naturally thin, which can be very attractive in my eyes, and anorexic/starving oneself to be thin. Like Lindsay Lohan in "Mean Girls" was thin and healthy...Lindsay post-album/coke days is not.

why does this shit have to get to body issues. people are just attacted to what they are attracted to. you post it on the internet, we say what we like and don't like.

it's not about thin vs curvy. (btw, you can be thin and curvy) i like scarlett, she's curvy. i'm just attracted to a more even proportion.

No doubt about it. Who started that stuff anyway?




Oops. My bad. Never mind.

Saying you like it is one thing, I'm fine with that. It's the people who were picking apart Kelly's body and pointing out flaws that made me uncomfortable. And it's not like she put that picture up asking for it, its a paparazzi shot. I'm sure it makes people feel all good about themselves to pick apart celebs from the safety of their computer desks, but lets see them throw their fat asses up on the 'net for criticism before they talk shit.

I don't know, this kind of shit just bothers me. Kelly is not "fat" by any stretch of the imagination, and giving young girls the idea that she is just perpetuates the unrealistic standards society puts forth. Yes, some people are just naturally skinny - doesn't mean everyone has to be.

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***insert kudos for Alkaline Drown here***

i merely posted first.


they are celebrities. everyone knows celebrities aren't REAL. heh.