Now my bottoms big.

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cutest thread title i've seen.

NOISE

Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight.

Could be worse..."a tick in my head!"

IN THE MORNING I'LL BE DEAD

I had a tick on my ear once. My glasses kept rubbing it, and it really hurt.

Poor tick!

By the time I figured out what it was, that thing so fat that it's legs couldn't move.

There is some pure haiku-ist produndity simplicity to that title. Accidental brilliance?

Who knows. But I cant imagine too many people can resist viewing?

We will see in a few days.

I will go on record as saying this may set the record for Most Viewed/Least Replied percentage threads of all time.

LOL

Man, you should've seen some of my threads on the old board. "WTF I caught Dr. Bill and My Kinetic Android butt fucking!!!"

and posted this picture of a robot fucking some kid. Got one response I think, 100+ views.

Actually it sounds like the beginning of a poem by Shel Silverstein.

ha ha. Brilliant. And how did The Good Dr. feel about being the catcher to a bot?

And was the one reply his?

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