I would guess most Cubs fans, especially after today, would pick AJ Pierzynski...

My current one would probably be Terrell Owens and my one of all time would be former NHLer Theo Fluery.

Who's yours?

alonzo mourning. dude gets a kidney transplant every off-season to play for one more year. priority list my ass. murderer.

Lleyton Hewitt, for being a racist, childish shit.

Michelle Kwan

racism. you sicken me.

Bill Wennington.

Okay then, I choose Keri Strugg.


Why?

I'm violent.

you would punch keri strugg in the throat? fucking awesome.

If undo isn't going to take this seriously, I'm not going to participate.

Yeah, I hate really nice guys too.

Mine would be Antoine Walker.

Straight in to this week's top ten after months in the lower reaches...

I have two.

Jorge Posada
Barry Bonds

Brett Favre

he's not an athlete, but I'd like hit Wandstadt.

I'm going with Barry Bonds too.

every damn redsox/yankee who got voted into the all-star game with out deserving to be there.
Jason 'I do roids, but am still aloud in baseball, my records stay, and idiots still cheer me' Giambi
Barry 'I do roids, but am still aloud in baseball, my records stay, and idiots still cheer me' Bonds

The lack of a real salary cap in baseball, and teams like the yankees who abuse this loophole

T.O.

Jay Mariotti (the writter, not the guy on around the horn. If he wrote like he acted on ESPN, he would be bearable)

Chris Pronger. He comes along, signs a five year contract with the Oilers, is a major reason for the team's resurgence, hailed as the best defenseman in team history by none other than Kevin Lowe...and what does he do? Screws a bevy of teenage girls during the season, knocks up one of them, leaving his wife so pissed she forces him to request a trade. Which the Oilers did today, getting two so-so players in return. Asshole.

really? whoa, that might even be a better offseason story than eddie griffin.

yeah, a trade
that'll get him to stop screwing around

is that a guess sask, or do you actually know this?


i'm leaning toward Lance Armstrong. for juicing and getting away with it.

It's a rumour I'm willing to believe. It's one of those situations where I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who works in the Oilers organization, so the legitimacy is a bit iffy, but knowing that city and the number of hockey groupies there, I wouldn't doubt it.

Sask, I had a feeling there had to be something more to it than hockey. From a hockey standpoint, there is no reason that Pronger would want to leave, nor would the Oilers want to deal him.

For Lupul and prospects, huh??? Yeah, they got squat for him...keep in mind, tho, isn't he making the league max or close to it? Trading him and getting value would be tough.

Yeah, Florida was apparently a good option, but they backed out. One thing this does is free up a tom of salary cap room, so I don't think Edmonton's finished dealing.

The Ducks, though...holy crap. Niedermeyer and Pronger on defense, a ton of young talent up front...they are going to be heavy favourites next season.

I'm just thankful Pronger didn't go to Toronto.

Landon Donovan

And, roughly 90% of the NBA.

Bill Walton. Really, only hard enough to keep him from announcing games.

GOOOOOOD ONE!!!!!

He always sounds like he has a ball sack in his mouth.

Lance Armstrong, no contest

- Those Fuck-ass bracelets
- Making a Nike ad out of his press conference announcing his probable "impending death"
- Leaving his wife who helped him through his cancer for Sheryl Muthafucking Crow
- Making pretending that you care about cycling a popular trend

you want to hit like the greatest moustache in all of sports, ever? shame on you, yancy.





oh yeah, and i would like to punch Todd Hundley in the face. Or maybe Ron Santo just to see how he woudl react. I would imagine it would be kind of funny.

Santo??? That's like punching God. Well, maybe Paul.

Manute Bol, no question. Not for his personality, but his physique. I bet if you land a solid blow in his adam's apple, his head turns into a pez dispenser.

But for personality, I'd like to punch Curt Schilling in the throat just so he'd shut up for five minutes.

I don't get the Lance Armstrong hate. Dude lost his nuts. Came back to win a big bike race a bunch of times, and nailed Cheryl Crow.

If you lose your nuts, you deserve to take steroids and all the rewards that are a result of it.

I agree with that.

I think he only lost one ball, right?

If it's just one, he can have the steroids or Sheryl Crow, but not both...

You have to be one crazy mutha to punch Tyson in the throat. He might be the last dude I'd antagonize. He'd not only kill me, but eat my children.